User:Gobberpooper2523

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About me
Hi! I am the Gobber, not to be confused with Gobby, who is also in my guild. You're probably all wondering, "What the hell is a Gobber?" Well it all started in around 4th grade when I started to play computer games. My first MMO: Gunbound. Yes my first MMO was that rust piled on junk piled on crap all wrapped in a thick layer of hacks and glitches. While playing I tried to distract and piss off my opponents by mashing the keyboard. When asked "kid! wth r u doing?!?!" I tried to say that I was speaking gibberish, but I accidentally said gobberish. "Gobber" has a little ring to it. And then was born the series of Gobber. Gobereyese, Goberish, Gobber Pooper. And now, every account I use on the internet has "gobber" in it. My characters are all Gobber: Gobber Pooper, Dark Lord Gobber, Gobber Ninja, and Gobber Guardian.

Anyways, I'm a pretty funny person, or that's what people tell me. I take about 1-5% of life seriously, and my laugh is what I'm famous for. As my friend puts it, "The laugh of a chipmunk on crack followed by a sudden gasp of air as if I've just been released from Chuck Norris's chokehold."

About my characters
My main character is Gobber Pooper, born in Tyria. He is an elementalist who runs the build invented(as far as I know) by me: the Rodgort Spiker. An amazing PvE build which depends on dual attunements, the two Rodgort skills, and spamming up Flare. He has beaten the Prophecies campaign.

After mastering the elementalist(I only had Prophecies at the time) I decided to create a necro: Dark Lord Gobber. He just recently capped Life transfer, SS, BiP, Grenth's Balance, and Aura of the Lich within a week. I also recently acquired a necro running build, the only one that exists. All I need is the extra 30 attribute points, the right armor, and a little practice. He is currently in the middle of the Prophecies campaign.

I then got Factions for my birthday from my friend. And so I created Gobber Ninja. He uses a basic build which includes Flashing Blades and Repeating Strike. He can also run to places with the A/Me permasin build. He is currently in the middle of the Factions campaign.

My parents got me Nightfall on that same birthday and I created a Dervish. I was quickly bored by that and created my shining Paragon: Gobber Guardian. He uses a build which involves spreading the burn condition and then reducing damage by up to 68%. The build has not failed me yet and is extremely useful and effective. He is currently in the middle of the Nightfall campaign.