User talk:Danny/E-Peen

Lifeguard #1 doesn't have any pictures that I'm able to find. :< ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  06:01, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * So sad. I approve of all.--Goldenstar 06:02, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I approve of all but 7. Brandnew 07:13, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * but 7 is so cute! ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  07:45, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * indie chicks --Mafaraxas 17:10, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I bet you can't guess which one's me! ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  07:50, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v169/53/30/1146930237/n1146930237_30056411_7258.jpg

You are the guy in the background, watching your girlfriend cheat on you with 2 horny dogs. I may be wrong but from what I can see, your girlfriend likes beastiality. -- Frosty  Mc Admin  12:15, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * You sir are a man slut. But I love you anyway.--99.153.226.11 13:15, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * LIES AND SLANDER ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  17:23, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

this page
needs a higher view count! ··· 18:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I would fuck 7. That's about it, tbh. [[File:KJ badge sig.png]] 18:43, 10 July 2009
 * That's because if you slept with have of these girls, they'd suffocate on your beard and/or everyone would be creeped out by how old you are. ;o ··· [[File:Danny-sig.png]] 18:47, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ truth. And I think the years of working with VD infected teenagers has made me lose any thoughts I might have about fucking any of your VD infected teenagers. [[File:KJ badge sig.png]] 18:50, 10 July 2009
 * Actually, all the girls I've slept with are clean! I'd probably have slept with many more if I wasn't so careful. =/ ··· [[File:Danny-sig.png]] 19:02, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny, marry me <3. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins  16:05, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Just because it's funny
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58743_1412920604351_1272600319_31115447_217392_n.jpg

That's what came up when I hit next after the red-shirt picture. And after that is another. And after that, another. Apparently I can't take a normal picture when I'm drunk. (And apparently I can't take any pictures when I'm sober.) What the fuck's wrong with me? Daññy 23:33, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * Photoshopping is the only way of succesful photoing. Also, the left one on #0 is hilariously enough Danny's first fuck, ahaha? :p Rather cute too, was probably pretty exciting! -- DANDY ^_^ -- 06:07, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * It was very exciting, actually! Daññy 07:05, September 20, 2010 (UTC)


 * 1) Freshman's friend = sister? If so you need to add 2+1.
 * 2) Horse gums! Frosty 07:20, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * 1) d. and she has cuter friends.
 * 2) :< i think the problem here is that i'm getting less shallow when it comes to smart girls. (dumb girls still have to be damn good-looking.) Daññy 00:19, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * I admire your new respect for smart chicks (I'm obviously into smart/strong women), but I just couldn't excuse the horse gums. I've never been able to find that attractive. Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  01:49, 21 September 2010  (UTC)
 * I think it doesn't bother me just because of the eyes, but I'm not too sure. Maybe I just don't mind horse gums. I'll think on it and get back to you on this one. (Although, I'm pretty sure it's the eyes. I'm a sucker for eyes.) Daññy 03:15, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * those are pretty fucking green eyes, c. &mdash; Maf so rational. 04:30, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * v c. does me in. Daññy 17:17, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * No amount of eye can make up for that amount of gum :< Frosty 21:47, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * ^ i'd have stuck with the girlfriend, or at least got with somebody other than her...--Oskar 21:51, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * i'm still with girlfriend. herp. this is just bonus round. Daññy 22:17, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * What would Akio have to pay for #4 for $600 please.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 03:03, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * Do you have downs? --74.63.112.143 04:00, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * That sentence didn't make any sense, but that'd be up to her anyway. Be warned - she can be pretty boring in bed. Daññy 04:09, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * Life wants #2. Life   Guardian  04:37, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * She kinda fell off the face of the earth. Plus, she's gained weight since. Kinda upsetting. Daññy 05:09, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * @ip, yea, i come onto here to masturbate to everyone's interesting names and the ads, does anyone know what the fuck jeopardy is? deprived bastards... how can you not know Alex Trebek is...
 * @danny, jeopardy reference... sigh. ignore, and idk, she was cute in the black dress iirc. ;o  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 06:48, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * I also inquire to sharing #2 with life, but back in time to where she looked exactly like that fucking goddess.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 06:51, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * Life is not in to threesomes with 2 guys. Thats pretty gay. Perhaps number 2 at time of picture and number 6 would work out though :o. Life   Guardian  07:02, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * blech, fuck no life. Alternate days, wtf. i'm sunday, friday, and saturday morning. then i fit #6 and #4 in there occasionally.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 07:09, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * i'm getting #1 + #4 for my birthday. success? (oh, and maybe #7 + #4 sometime. she said she was interested, too.) Daññy 07:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * @#8, yeah, giving their first orgasm is moderately "bitchin". and 2nd... 3rd...56th.. haza. and yea, #1 #4 sounds nice.  Akio  _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 07:36, September 27, 2010 (UTC)


 * How has noone made a #69 reference? Speaking of which, time for me to go. frostels 22:43, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

I also thought I'd share this
https://s-hphotos-snc4.fbcdn.net/hs794.snc4/67483_1558475839901_1175400304_31411581_7140837_n.jpg

From Halloween. Me as Bond and Freshman is super-short shorts and fishnet. Was a good night. ^____^ -- Danny Goes Rogue 20:01, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * your bowtie seems to be untied. please fix this asap. --Brandnew 20:06, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * i can actually tie it! i'll do it some night when we're doing something classy and get a picture for you. i do have a photo or two of me with it horribly tied after a large number of drinks, but it doesn't do the bowtie justice. -- Danny Goes Rogue 20:16, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * I refuse to share some of the hideous women I have allowed my penis to drunkenly enter. -- Big McStrongfist  20:27, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * @big,I wish to see this album.
 * @danny,btw the freshman looks pretty nice in this picture, more sexy than the last. has a more "I fuck danny, me so horny" look to her. definately doesn't look as innocent than the other picture. although, that picture was mainly light, like the ice and shit, this ones all dark. but. yea, gtfo[n] black ops fucker. or at least still be on after i have to play zombies, needs me some multiplayer.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 01:29, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * beastin' that black ops. crossbow! also, yeah, freshman was looking good that night. fishnet is big win. -- Danny Goes Rogue 19:22, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * I've only been screwing with tdm. So i'll have to work on the others. Since the extent of my multiplayer was getting raped in halo like 5 years ago, i'm surprised i've even got a .87 k/d ratio. But its going up. that mini radar or w/e is nice.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 20:45, November 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * plork. --Brandnew 18:22, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * ? -- Danny Goes Rogue 19:46, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * Obv plork. Verb. Used in sentence, "Many wish to be plorked by Danny." Or it could be | This but idk, she's doing that cute lil face all the chidlins do these days. She looks fine imo.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 19:54, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * It is the second. --Brandnew 20:01, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * ups. but i think she's cute. :< -- Danny Goes Rogue 20:14, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * might be the picture, then. --Brandnew 21:22, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * Prolly the pic. I prefer this one over the last. She's got the cute teenage picture face going on. Her Halloween outfit doesn't make sense. Danny's does. but w/e. Prolly just the pic. He wont post any other pics of her face, as they are dripping with Danny seed. I keed. I keed. but i still lold as i typed it.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 23:01, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

^.^ -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  13:37, November 29 2010 (UTC)
 * I too disagree, she is much hawter in this picture. Honestly I thought it was a different person when I looked at this. &mdash; Maf so rational. 03:58, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * it's the fishnet, imo. and the wavy, not-perfect hair. -- Danny Goes Rogue 18:28, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * And not showing the horse-gums, imo. -- Jai . -  18:38, November 19 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, and that her eyes look brown, not blue here. And she's more tan. &mdash; Maf so rational. 01:13, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, that could factor with the other foto is dominantly a white background, this one is much darker. So the optical illusion of it could play a factor.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 04:52, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * It'd be the opposite. Dark backgrounds make you look white, white backgrounds make you look nigger. Lighting is more what you're talking about. -- Jai's  Crappy Christmas Sig  ... - <font color="#7A7A7A"> 05:59, November 28 2010 (UTC)
 * There we are.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 06:30, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Nigger isn't a color, nigger. Danny 09:22, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Nigger originated from negro, which is spanish for black. It's much more of a color than all the shit they come up with for the paint chips, tbh. Another quick google search says Kangaroo is a color. And one more search (from Wikipedia, no less) says: "In April 2007, a dark brown leather sofa set, sold by Vanaik Furniture and Mattress Store in Toronto, Canada, was labelled as “Nigger-brown” colour."
 * No. Danny 18:37, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

New girl
https://s-hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs468.snc3/25690_1359448619447_1028464903_1045949_5798612_n.jpg

Better shot of her face for anyone curious. Fucking pretty eyes. I'm such a sucker. -- Danny Goes Rogue 04:16, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * I call seconds. Danny seconds must be good if danny had them to begin with. chyea.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   [[File:Akio Katsuragi Sig2.jpg]] 06:30, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * lol. she has attractive friends, too. could always snag one of them. Danny 06:43, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * TWat?--Christmas sig.jpg talk  07:15, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * What ever happened to 7? She's cuter than the rest IMO. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... - <font color="#7A7A7A"> 04:02, November 29 2010 (UTC)
 * she's back home. think she has a boyfriend, too, or something. she's v cute, but oh well. 10 might be cuter imo. :> Danny 04:39, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Love is blind imo. Or maybe she's just not my type. The party-girl type (if that's what you want to call it; what most of the girls here look like, to me) just doesn't really turn me on. I like small, skinny brunettes, usually. 5 sec Google search says hai. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... - <font color="#7A7A7A"> 04:57, November 29 2010 (UTC)
 * That was either a poor choice of words or you missed what half the girls on my list look like. Haha. Although, they all might be more party girl-ish. (Even the Albanian is a hxc partier.) Danny 09:12, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, poor word choice. I was busy other stuff at the time, namely my english essay that was due today. Hell, you can pretty much disregard everything I said, it doesn't really make much sense. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... - <font color="#7A7A7A"> 20:36, November 29 2010 (UTC)

Page is a fail
Armond 21:45, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * qué? Danny 01:00, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * he's just jealous--Christmas sig.jpg talk  03:57, 29 November 2010 (UTC)


 * The people sucking danny's dick (aside from the girls) are the fail. <font color="Black">Frostels 12:00, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Honestly, none of them is directly ugly but I find few of them actually attractive :D -- DANDY ^_^ -- 20:33, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any more pathetic.... Rickyvantof 04:56, 24 December 2010 (UTC)
 * pvx is a fantastic thing, isn't it? Danny 07:43, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

question:
does a threesome count as a new girl if it was two girls i already slept with? Danny 20:07, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
 * No, comes under the threesome category. <font color="Black">Frostels 21:42, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Seems pretty obvious that that wouldn't count as a new girl, seeing as they aren't really new -- Brandnew. 22:11, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
 * was just wondering how to represent it on this page. doesn't feel appropriate to leave it unlisted. Danny 17:53, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

New girl is cute. -- Jai . -  16:19, April 21 2011 (UTC)
 * That's my daughter you fucker!!!--X 17:30, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 * if that turned out to be true, i would lol so fucking hard. but yeah, she is rather cute. Danny 03:15, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I whole heartidly approve of this page. <3 <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 17:30, 7 May 2011 (UTC)

Bumping Uglies
^ &mdash;  skakid 
 * unless you've upgraded since the last time i saw a picture of you with a girl, rawr, i wouldn't dare say a word here. regardless, lol. Danny 10:20, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
 * unless you've upgraded since the last time i saw a picture of you with a girl, rawr, i wouldn't dare say a word here. regardless, lol. Danny 10:20, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

I win! -- DANDY ^_^ -- 12:03, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
 * have to say, yes, you do. Danny 08:35, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Danny
Your favorite girl, name the pic :P  Shadow  Talk  19:04, 2 February 2012 (UTC)
 * define favorite. i'm still with 4, so she's a pretty big winner, but i have other favorites for specific categories. Danny 23:28, 2 February 2012 (UTC)
 * If we were in a gay porno what would you rate me?  RąʂKɭɘş ♣  14/f/japan  23:48, 2 February 2012 (UTC)
 * they don't have numbers for that kind of lust. Danny 23:49, 2 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Rask gains +10 self respect.  RąʂKɭɘş ♣  14/f/japan  00:02, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Daniel is a pretty classy fellow. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 00:50, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I can tie my own bow tie, as well as 4 different traditional knots. Point. and. MATCH. Danny 03:09, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * lol -- DANDY ^_^ -- 05:36, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Still, who do you think was the cutest or (if applied to all) best in bed  Shadow  Talk  05:52, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * #7, without doubt. of course, tonight's blowjob wasn't bad either. being blown in a friend's bathroom by someone's girlfriend = lol. Danny 09:21, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure whether to laugh or be sickened. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 12:12, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Well, I for one would do that anytime ;o My version is to go to the bath with both your girlfriend, and her friend, then have both blow you off! -- DANDY ^_^ -- 13:26, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I should clarify that 7's the cutest. 4 or 5 are the best in bed. Danny 17:11, 3 February 2012 (UTC)