User:Vincent E V A N/LoLogs

So I decided to be part of the Tribunal, which is a community reporting system that reviews reports for Riot. Little did I think I would get massive lols from it. Whenever I find crazy ones, I will post them here!

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:26:50]: man, good job blitz and malz

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:27:01]: just run when i jump in...

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:27:03]: worst teamies

NigraKiller (Jax) [All] [00:27:13]: STFU

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:27:17]: bro

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:27:21]: you're 0/10

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:27:28]: SHUT UR CUNT, ASS, MOUTH

o0o rampage o0o (Blitzcrank) [00:27:30]: heheh ben

NigraKiller (Jax) [All] [00:27:37]: talk to your own team we dont wanna hear it

xSmoke (Darius) [All] [00:27:54]: When I am home alone, I love to violently play with my small penis.

xSmoke (Darius) [All] [00:28:25]: LOL

xSmoke (Darius) [All] [00:28:27]: BLITZ

Soultouch (Pantheon) [All] [00:28:27]: omg

NigraKiller (Jax) [All] [00:28:27]: sounds like panth

xSmoke (Darius) [All] [00:28:27]: WTF

o0o rampage o0o (Blitzcrank) [00:28:33]: AHHAH TAKE THAT

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:15:27] : stfu noob

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:15:33] : ur still lvl 6

HolyPower14 (Annie) [00:15:51] : lux missed wide open bind

HolyPower14 (Annie) [00:15:59] : to get varus

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:16:07] : yolo

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:17] : omg

0oooo00 (Lux) [All] [00:16:18] : lol

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:16:31] : sivir is feeding us

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:36] : SHUT UP NOOB

Phreak09 (Varus) [00:16:37] : y

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:39] : I WAS AFK

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:42] : FUCKING NOOB

Phreak09 (Varus) [All] [00:16:42] : yeah i know

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:16:46] : how

0oooo00 (Lux) [All] [00:16:46] : afk = noob

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:49] : CAN YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT????

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:16:52] : were u afk wen u truping

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:16:52] : FUCKING NOOB

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:16:58] : u wernt afk

Dubs is EVIL (Singed) [All] [00:17:00] : ;o

PowerInMyHands (Sivir) [All] [00:17:08] : go 1x1 fucking bitch after this game

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:15:23] : lol

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:19:11] : lucker teem

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:19:16] : noob

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:19:19] : NOOB

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:19:22] : NOOOOB

Danillo18 (Teemo) [All] [00:19:27] : Win

locoooooooo (Vladimir) [00:19:29] : REPORT YOU FOR STUPID

Shisoka (Nasus) [00:14:32] : sali de ahi cara de pito con mierda

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:14:47] : what

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:14:48] : the

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:14:50] : fuck

Shisoka (Nasus) [00:14:57] : learn spanish and understand

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:14:57] : nigger i need that blue

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:15:13] : sorry i dont speak mexican

Shisoka (Nasus) [00:15:32] : ask ur mother, she maybe knows

Jôhn (Ryze) [00:15:44] : go heal

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:15:46] : sorry whats that about a taco?

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:15:51] : you have a taco van?

Shisoka (Nasus) [00:16:01] : idk, ask ur father, he like tacos

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:16:12] : i cant hear your your sombrero is in the way

hy erry day (Kog'Maw) [00:16:13] : sorry bro

Intentionally Feeding

Assisting Enemy Team

Has a very small choke (dick,penis,slang) and he cummed in his own face while doing his wife cus she moved roflorfloflf

Assisting Enemy Team

Has a small dick ban this shit sucker

Assisting Enemy Team

Most Common Reason for Reporting: Assisting Enemy Team

Total Reports This Game	4 Allied, 0 Enemy

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:18:09] : What the fail

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:19:16] : HAWHAWWWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:19:24] : HAWWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:19:25] : HAWWWWW

Spector Ford (Vayne) [00:19:26] :.

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:20:59] : HAWWW

Akálï (Graves) [00:21:35] : lux mia

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:21:47] : HAWWWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:23:24] : HAWWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:23:25] : HAWWWW

Spector Ford (Vayne) [00:23:40] : thinking that u ll give me the shield

Spector Ford (Vayne) [00:23:42] : kayle

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:24:53] : HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

killingarc (Darius) [00:25:05] : ...

killingarc (Darius) [00:25:11] : 0/1?

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:25:46] : HAWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:26:13] : HAWWWWW

killingarc (Darius) [00:26:43] : b

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:27:52] : HAWWWW

Hulfdane (Janna) [All] [00:28:06] : owwwwwww

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:28:06] : GJ RIVEN

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:28:19] : IT ONLY TOOK YOU 30 MINUTES

Spector Ford (Vayne) [00:29:37] : b

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:29:41] : HAWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:29:42] : HAWWWWWW

Ratchet Hound (Gangplank) [All] [00:29:47] : LOOOL

Racist Summoner (Singed) [00:28:45] : can't hear you

Racist Summoner (Singed) [00:28:50] : ill assume your ashamed.

Racist Summoner (Singed) [00:29:08] : i'm done with this team, just farming til we lose

Racist Summoner (Singed) [00:29:12] : can't support retards

KY471 (Annie) [00:29:38] : ..

KY471 (Annie) [00:29:48] : ..

Racist Summoner (Singed) [All] [00:31:06] : its like watching retarded babies walking into solid brick walls

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:24] : faggot

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:26] : reported

xMab (Nidalee) [All] [00:04:27] : just wow

A BIG OLE DIIK (Zilean) [All] [00:04:28] : COME AT ME BRO

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:32] : worse then udyr

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:37] : guys ima cap your side

xMab (Nidalee) [All] [00:04:39] : host is doing that?

A BIG OLE DIIK (Zilean) [All] [00:04:41] : REPORT ME NIGGERS

xMab (Nidalee) [All] [00:04:41] : LOL

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:43] : since zil is an asshole

A BIG OLE DIIK (Zilean) [All] [00:04:44] : I DONT GIVE A SHIT

A BIG OLE DIIK (Zilean) [All] [00:04:49] : IM A HONEY BADGER

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:04:53] : hey Stop

a rape victim (Evelynn) [All] [00:05:02] : wtf

A BIG OLE DIIK (Zilean) [All] [00:05:02] : I WILL RAPE YOU EVE

YellowGadget (Janna) [00:32:21] : i helped u guys cc them

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:32:21] : get caught

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:22] : retqrd

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:32:22] : all day

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:28] : ahri qq baby pie

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:31] : muted again

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:32:31] : kk

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:32] : sigh

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:37] : faggs these days

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:32:41] : bronze, plat, gold, silver

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:44] : fag

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:32:52] : reported

The Noob (Ashe) [00:32:54] : fag

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:33:05] : so mad over a normal

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:07] : fag

BANE of H3RO (Jax) [00:33:11] : got it

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:33:11] : mad?

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:13] : fag

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:33:14] : l2mute

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:16] : faggggggggggot

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:18] : faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggot

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:33:23] : well

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:25] : faggor

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [00:33:28] : you have a ban to look forward to

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:32] : fagg=)

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:35] : so scared

YellowGadget (Janna) [00:33:38] : drake up soon

RandomBlueGuy (Ahri) [All] [00:33:40] : hey guys, could you report ashe for offensive language

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:43] : scaredd omg

The Noob (Ashe) [00:33:45] : im scared

ilikedank (Warwick) [00:14:20] : teemo umad?

panNah (Master Yi) [All] [00:14:37] : report teemu please

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [00:14:39] : teemo get to top

panNah (Master Yi) [All] [00:14:40] : intentionally feeding

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:14:44] : no

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:14:47] : our team

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:14:47] : yeah

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:14:49] : please

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:14:53] : didn't help me

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:14:58] : this dude

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:14:59] : our team dessert me

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:15:02] : fu.cking team

panNah (Master Yi) [All] [00:15:05] : report him

panNah (Master Yi) [All] [00:15:05] : please

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:15:09] : i don't like this fu.cking team

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:15:10] : fuck man you dont help him he fucking cries like a fucking girl

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:15:15] : so i am just feeding

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:15:22] : THEN FUCKIN QUIT YOU STUPID FUCKIN KDI

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:15:28] : they dessert me

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:15:31] : ITS FUCKS LIKE YOU THAT NEED TO JUST DIE

LOLOLOL kk (Teemo) [All] [00:15:36] : they didn't help me

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:15:43] : waaaaaa they dont help me

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [00:15:44] : '

Stadtamusprime (Twisted Fate) [All] [00:15:46] : stfu

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:13:15] : is time to hunt!

Kapou ThongKum (Varus) [00:15:03] : push

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:15:12] : 5 in here

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:15:28] : HELP

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:15:45] : AFS

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:17:25] : CALTLYN GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH !

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:17:32] : TEAM THIS BITCH DONT HELP ME

Noir103 (Teemo) [00:17:33] : you fuk your self

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:17:37] : SHE RUN

matheus035 (Warwick) [00:17:45] : SHUT FUCK UP TEEMO NB

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:27:47] : learn to argue

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:27:58] : l2p scrub

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:28:00] : noob

Myclocksarewrong (Nautilus) [00:28:00] : learn

Myclocksarewrong (Nautilus) [00:28:04] : lol

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:11] : LOL SAYS THE XIN

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:28:13] : baddie

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:28:16] : noob

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:17] : LMFAO

jesmar14forever (Master Yi) [00:28:17] : hhahhaa

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:20] : MAN Y U SO BAD THO

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:23] : LEARN TO PUSH

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:24] : HOLY SHIT

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:29] : I HAVE INNER TURRET DEEEAD

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:31] : DO YOU?

Trellion (Nidalee) [00:28:32] : u have said that one like 8 times

Trellion (Nidalee) [00:28:34] : so do i EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:34] : NAAAWPE

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:28:36] : Y U THE WORST JAX IN THE ORLD WOULD BE A BETTER QUESTION?

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:37] : HOLY CRAP

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:50] : PUSH NOOB. CLEARLY IM BETTER, IM PULLING YOUR CHAMPS FROM YOUR LANES

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:28:54] : FUCKIN SCRUBSSS.

XexonGaming (Xin Zhao) [00:29:07] : jax i didnt know your a fan of sucking dick

AlverinMoonblade (Teemo) [00:29:19] : umad

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:29:20] : STARS ARE FUN TO SUCK

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:29:22] : UNLIKE YOU

Myclocksarewrong (Nautilus) [00:29:22] : nice nid

EnigmaKaze (Jax) [00:29:25] : YOU SUCK BONERS