User:Desko

Desko
Desko, AKA Gunther von Metal is the lead guitarist and backup vocalist of the Comedic Death Metal band, "Decapitorium," located in Chattanooga, TN. He hates MMOs, but plays them anyway, because although most people annoy him, he hates solitude, and FPS rooms are to ephemeral to build healthy relationships.

Games I am currently playing: -Guild Wars -Warhammer Online -Anarchy Online -Unreal Tournament 2004 -Counter Strike: Source -Hidden: Source -Zombie Panic! Source -Toribash -Diablo II -Call of Duty 4 -Rakion: Chaos Force

In Guild Wars, he likes Necromancers and Rangers, though he occasionally plays Elementalists. His current favorite build hasn't been published yet.

Other Facts
-Gunther von Metal personally endorses the usage of Dr. Pepper, and can account for the veracity of all of it's 23 delicious flavors.

-Gunther von Metal founded his own religion in 2008, called "Deskonism," that revolves around himself as the head deity, and preaches that everyone's problems stem from not buying him enough Dr. Pepper. He claims to have the ability to extend good fortune to those that have his favor, and teaches that the easiest way to gain favor is to buy him Dr. Pepper. The religion currently has somewhere between thirty and forty followers.

-Gunther KNOWS that Dr. Pepper is actually spelled Dr Pepper, but refuses to trivialize Dr. Pepper's prestigious title by turning an abbreviation into a word with no vowels.