User:Gah My Name Cant Fi/Gah:FAIL

This policy describes why failing is bad, the results of failing, why users should fail less, and how you can go about failing less.

Why Failing is Bad
You may be asking yourself, "Why is failing bad? What's wrong with failing? I do it all the time..." Well, failing has several negative effects. These include: As clearly stated above, failing can cause many problems for you. But how can you stop failing?
 * Being a nuisance. By failing, you cause lots of trouble for other people to clean up, which leads to...
 * Being rejected. Those who fail often are laughed at, scorned, and cast out. This can lead to...
 * Ragequitting. We can possibly, maybe lose potentially valuable contributions because people ragequit the wiki instead of learning how not to fail.

How to Stop Failing
Failing has some pretty bad repercussions. The good news is, even YOU can stop failing, or at least fail less. "But how? I fail so often, NOTHING could cure me," you may be saying. That's not true; even the most failhardy of users can stop failing at any time. There are a few simple steps, which are:
 * Thinking through your actions. By thinking through the likely very stupid things you are doing, you may be able to prevent yourself from failing as epicly.
 * Not being a jerk. Jerks tend to be people who fail a lot and try to cover it up. Jerkiness: don't do it.
 * Lern2play. You can fail less by learning to play. This is not in the literal sense; learning in general will help you fail less often.

What to do When Someone is Failing
When someone is failing, they often don't even know it. If this is the case, notify them as many times as you have to and as rudely as you have to to get them to listen. Don't worry; NPA doesn't count when notifying someone that they fail. Also, when notifying someone of failure, provide a link to this page with any of the shortcuts above.