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"According to section three, paragraph five of the Bohemian Lavatory Usage and Maintenance Regulations, toilet paper rolls must be at the minimum ten centimeters wide and twelve centimeters in diameter. Individual sheets of toilet paper are to be manufactured with dimensions of four by four centimeters at the maximum. No individual may use more than five sheets of toilet paper during one period of "cleansing" (refer to section two, paragraph one of the Bohemian Lavatory Usage and Maintenance Regulations for the stated definition and procedure of cleansing). Failure to adhere to these regulations will result in penalizations as accorded by section five, paragraph five of the Bohemian Lavatory Usage and Maintenance Regulations." Soldier198 (talk) 00:16, 10 April 2020 (UTC)
 * I appreciate every individual's freedom in using such tools in the way they deem most appropriate. But it is important that the tools' manufacturing process adheres to rules which guarantee their functionality during usage and safety for involved systems such as sewerage, sewage works and the environment. Following §20a of Germany's Basic Constitutional Law I'd feel obliged to withhold tools to anyone, regardless of their person, if the tools' constitution constituted a substantial threat to the conservation of nature. This would i.e. be the case if the tools were made from francium. Although I don't know how that should be possible given the half-life of even its most stable isotopes. --Krschkr (talk) 00:53, 10 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Krschkr I am afraid I have not yet attained the necessary levels of intellect and literary analysis to understand anything you have said in your comment. Soldier198 (talk) 01:13, 10 April 2020 (UTC)
 * You may redeem yourself by rating even more builds you're familiar with. --Krschkr (talk) 10:35, 10 April 2020 (UTC)