User talk:Jesus

Why do you hate brown people, Jesus? 15:28, 3 March 2009
 * I've got nothing against black people. Those fucking bible-writers misinterpreted me. It are the Asians I actually hate. Jesus 15:32, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Then why did you give Asians mad math skills and technology and the brown people only get cigars, venereal diseases, and undrinkable water? [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 15:33, 3 March 2009
 * One day technology will backfire, young one. Jesus 15:36, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Also did, or didn't my father give Negroids a huge penis and Asians a tiny one? Jesus 15:36, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Um, I've been talking about brown people, by which I mean people of hispanic decent. Not black people. I know you compensated them enough. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 15:38, 3 March 2009
 * Oh, well, I hate them as well. Jesus 15:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Yea....I know that. But why? [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 15:41, 3 March 2009
 * Cuz they basically have gills. Duh. [[Image:Big_sadface_sig.PNG]] Biggles Strongfist™    Sysop  15:45, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Oof! After 2009 years it slipped my mind why I hate them. I believe I had an argument with this one hispanic god who claimed he was better then my father. After sucker punching him I ran home, told my dead about it and as a punishment he made all Hispanics christian, and gave them gang warz. JEsUS.  15:47, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * I think the punishment was that he made them Catholic Christians, not just Christians. Which, tbh, sucks complete ass. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 15:48, 3 March 2009
 * Anyone who falls for this little scam my dad and I are running is a Christian. We don't care whether they are protestant or catholic. JEsUS.  15:50, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * What about Jews?--Relyk 15:59, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Jesus is a jew you retard. Ricky [[image:Ricksawsmface.PNG]]vantof 16:00, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * That's part of the scam ricky GOD!--Relyk 16:01, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Jesus hated himself? [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 18:16, 3 March 2009
 * Don't we all hate ourselves? Got an emo reputation to keep up -- -Ch  ao  s-   18:48, 3 March 2009 (UTC)