User:Guild of Deals/Ode for Ectos

= Ode for Ectos = This is my ode to the Administrative staff at PvX. Yes, it IS nice and basically a giant compliment with a teddy bear. I made this to show people how excellent the staff here is... and so they can suck up to me and give me free stuff. My IGN is Guild of Deals (Surprise, surprise) so you can give me ectos. Here it goes:

Admins

 * Gcardinal: Rocks my socks. If you don't like Gc you don't like PvX.
 * Hhhippo: A Founding Father. Kinda of like a Benjamin Franklin of PvX, except not fat and nerdy.
 * Armond: Have you seen the list of blocked IP addresses? That's called Armond's Sysosp Slam Palace.
 * Edru viransu: Very much like Jerry Springer. Not as in the crazy show and stuff, but has a good Final Thought
 * Єяøהħ: A pure slice of awesome pie. He does a lot of work around, and likes to smite vandals.
 * Auron: Is qualified beyond belief for Administrative work, and now (or soon from now), Buildmaster work.
 * Wizardboy777: You can still see the paddle marks on deleted builds from how hard Wizardboy spanked their asses to the obliteration of internet limbo.
 * Tycn: Does a lot of build stuff and is a great help to the site. He's like the hot nurse's assistant: Helps and is easy on the eyes.
 * Frvwfr2: Must I say anymore? Hard worker and likes to rape vandals to eternal limbo. Also a qualified Buildmaster (or soon to be).
 * Defiant Elements: If you've never heard of "DE" then get off the site. He knows WikiCode like the back of his hand, and he knows that the back of his hand has 2 freckles 1 inch apart from each other.
 * Scottie theNerd: Although the relative "newbie" of the admins, he's found his place in the pack and showed the community he's made of the right stuff.

Again, my username is Guild of Deals. Just open trade with some ectos...

Buildmasters

 * Skakid9090: Kinda of like the old grandpa of Buildmastery: He came from the early days of it and his wife makes good cookies. He also removes/restores A LOT of votes.
 * Unexist: "All people like Unexist shouldnt be BMs." I think him being a BM begs to differ. Very qualified for his job and is efficient and effective.
 * Pluto: Although he isn't a planet anymore, he is like the landlord of high up PvP builds: His word is final and he can kick you out whenever he pleases.
 * Shogunshen: A vocabulary that hurts my head thingy. Comments are constructive criticism, some of the best and most constructive criticism out there.

G-U-I-L-D O-F D-E-A-L-S. Type that in, and when I'm online, just click trade with Ectos in your inventory.

Futurees
People who should become BMs/Admins or pretty much will be soon. This section does NOT include Admins who are being nominated for BMship, however, as I have already had an Ode to them. But hey, if you give me ectos, I'll put you in!


 * Bob fregman: Like the old Chinese master; wise in his sayings and makes good Egg Drop Soup
 * Mgrinshpon: Although a retired admin, his skills can be carried into it's fifth cousin, Buildmastery. He also hardens my nipples and makes "constructive comments" on Supports for BM's.
 * Victoryisyours: Fixes all my shit. Knows WikiCode well and helps new members. Addresses issues and is a metaphorical shopping basket for Admins; he helps them hold (or take care) of their issues, stuff, and adult diapers.
 * Misfate: Just give me damn ectos :O

Again, finally, the name is Guild of Deals. Here it is in extra large font:

GUILD OF DEALS