User:Guild of Deals/PUMP Contest

PUMP
I'm sick of shitty orange. I want a spanking new userpage. However, me being a complete lazy person and me not wanting to remake my page, I have decided to list bored PvXers (you) to make it for me. Here's the requirements:

Requirements

 * Must be smaller, shorter, more compact
 * Must contain atleast half my userboxes (this may be in my namespace)
 * Must NOT have a tacky background color
 * Must be organized
 * Must have my list of Things that annoy me/Don't annoy me (this may be in my namespace)
 * Must have a list of links (those on my page)
 * Must have my list of Contests
 * Must have my bar at the top
 * Must have my "Unused Skill of the Week"
 * Must be an easy copy-paste transition.

Suggestions
Some things I would like my page to be modeled after would be:


 * Grinch's page
 * Victoryisyours' page
 * Fire Tock's page (kinda like the Main Page)
 * The Main Page

Other things may be tried, but that's just an example.

Rules
The rules are simple:


 * Do not insert any links into the page, just put an (Insert ____ here)
 * Do not, of course, put racial slurs or shit on the template of the page
 * Don't alter my own page, just make one in your namespace
 * Don't make it an exact copy of another page. For example, don't replicate your page but insert my name
 * Text from my current page may not be inserted either. Just, again, put an (Insert ____ here).
 * All entries must be made under user:Your Name Here/GoD PUMP Page

Rewards

 * A fabulous userbox (as always)
 * Bragging rights (maybe not)
 * An official nod to you on my new userpage
 * An official ode that you are infact awesome-sauce (unless you're not)

Entries
Please, as always, sign after your link.


 * User:Snow White Tan/GoD PUMP Page if you wont use it, I will - 02:42, 26 January 2008 (EST)