User:Dark0805/GvG Experiences

I dont GvG as much as i'd like, but what can you do.

tsai cooper*(my x/x pvp char) is relegated to keeping his guild afloat with AB ownage, and farming the zaishen for superior rune unlocks. But what can you do, my guild leader is sick(as in radiation... sick) and our guild's pvp extraordinaire is a riposte noob in denial. Our paltry 1.5mil kurz faction was carrying our 3 mill allianc(10 guilds btw). But atleast THEY knew how to PvP. When me moved to greener faction pastures(vasburg armory... wow ), unfortunately we left GvGers that knew what a flag stand was. So i'll tell the few stories i can.

"Tsai Cooper: I Have blind on me!
This was our first GvG with people from the new alliance. And thank god it was on their guild not ours. I pinged my build (it was my unfavored W/D build but we werent even gonna use TS so i sure as hell wasnt gonna move the mouse anymore than i had to!) So we go in. 3.2.1 Start!

We move in, and its hit and miss for the first 5 minutes. They were aegis chaining but didnt know their prot bonding from their para bonding so i was making good headway, spreading my deep wound spike with impunity. Aura of thorns has even more use in GvG than AB, it spread criplle like a son of a bitch. Then... the blinding surge ele decides to make his move. No big deal, right? they havent been heavy on conditions as far as i know, seeing as i've exchanged a volley with all their meleers and rangers. My monks must be itching to use dismiss condition!

Nope. tsai cooper:"I have blind on me!" ...*crickets and owls* No biggie the mesmer must be going apeshit on them. 2 minutes pass. I've been blinded ATLEAST 5 times now. The entire screen is filled with my pleas. I'm starting to come to the horrid realization that my monks suck.

Thats when things got bad. BOOM spike. BOOM spike. Luckily my monks werent bad atkeeping the other people safe while we rezzed and recovered. I Have blind on me! in less than a second, my first monk, realizing he might have to click... PUTS PROTECTIVE SPIRIT(my health=500/520 btw) ON ME! Followed by the other monks help (omfg!) REVERSAL OF FORTUNE! WAHHHHHHH! I realize this is a lost cause. I do /kneel, then i make my move. i type a battle cry, hit enter, activate enraging charge, and head for their guild lord. it was a glorious 5 seconds before they caught up with me. We returned about a minute later to our guild hall (/resign) where one monk tells me i'm a tank.
 * WARNING IF YOU GET ENRAGED BY NOOBINESS DONT READ ON*

Disgusting.