User talk:Gah My Name Cant Fi/Design a Worse Build Contest

So, making an Echo+Mending+Frenzy+Heal sig build makes you the master? That's been a joke for a while. Karate Jesus 16:44, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * It's got Hamstorm. And Unyielding Aura. And the wandspike concept. I just merged them all into one.--Gah 17:00, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I win. With only 2 proffs.  17:02, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm pretty sure I win. Fail builds are awesome. Karate Jesus 17:42, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Btw, what do I get when I win? Man-love? Karate Jesus 18:02, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Add a rule plz that says you cant just make ur build have shitty atts. Jesus' is just using the skills w/ percent fails when some of them arent bad, just at stupid as shit attributes.  18:16, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Hey! All it says is to make a bad build. Technically, not having the atts for a build to work makes it bad. Karate Jesus 18:18, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * And, I followed the rules exactly (unless he changes them). Karate Jesus 18:26, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

The fact you can use more than one elite and more than 2 professions ruins the contest imo. Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 18:33, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * not as much fun either. Saint 18:35, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * The contest says you have to use at least 1 elite. Karate Jesus 18:36, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * must use at least one elite and can use at most 3. So....yea. Anyway, there are too many exploitable loop holes in this contest... Karate Jesus 18:37, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I meant that the build isn't even runnable if its more than 2 professions and more than 1 elite. It should at least be a bad build that is realistic. Adding superior runes to attributes you don't use doesn't make the build bad btw, it makes your equipment retarded. [[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]]Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 18:39, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * cba to read rules most of the time..Saint 18:41, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Hi.  &not; «Ðêjh»   (talk)  18:42, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * To Victory, honestly I was just doing what the contest said. He said "up to 4 professions" which I have, "no more than 3 elites" I have three, "runes can be used for any profession" which I did, "primary attributes from only two professions" which I used. So, I don't see the problem. If nothing else, I did exactly what he said I could. "try to make it anti synergistic for the best (worst?) possible results" - that's exactly what I did. Geared a build with the worst possible results (failing constantly). Karate Jesus 18:47, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * EC Twice my god, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking about the rules. [[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]]Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 18:50, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * QQing about the rules? Wow, it's a contest for nothing. Grow a fucking pair, man. Karate Jesus 19:25, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Go suck a dick dude, I was stating my opinion. [[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]]Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 19:31, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * So was I. Karate Jesus 19:33, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * No you told me to grow a pair, and acted like a faggot when I told you what I was talking about. [[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]]Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 19:38, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Just chill, both of you.  19:40, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Saying, "please change the rules" just because you don't like the fact that someone else made a build better (crappier) than yours is a pansy-ass move. You're basically like the NE Patriots. That's what you were talking about and it's vagina-ish; therefore, I stated my opinion that you should grow a pair. Karate Jesus 19:42, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Dude, what the FUCK are you talking about? It had nothing to do with my build, it was a suggestion for the contest. Shove your build up your ass, I don't freaking care who wins, so don't call me names. [[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]]<font color="Darkblue">Victoryisyours (<font color="Darkblue">talk /<font color="Black">pvxcontribs ) 19:45, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Also, I'm not really fired up. I'm just bored and like antagonizing people. Karate Jesus 19:42, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

PvXwiki:STFU both of you. Good god, a) its a contest with no tangible prizes; b) its a contest about a videogame. Go read a book and calm down. Tookey  D:<  19:48, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * They both got banned for a day-3. XD Anywho, you've got 5 professions, Mesmer, Monk, Warrior, Assassin and Elementalist. I suggest you drop WotM. ــмıкε  нaшк  19:51, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * what's a book, chap? ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 20:12, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * The most useless invention in the history of mankind? XD ــмıкε  нaшк  20:16, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * /doh, I knew something was off >.>--<font color="Blue">Gah 20:27, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * when are you gonna finish judging? ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 20:32, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah, knew there were other things wrong... I dunno, but based on what people submitted, it'll be close lol. As for prizes, I might try my hand at making a few userboxes, I'm not really sure what other prizes there could be... --<font color="Blue">Gah 20:36, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * you didn't comment on my build... ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 20:38, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

4 pm
EST? what? see my poll for reasons why i ask this question. ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 20:40, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

Lol
I was thinking about doing this for awhile. I tried avoiding gimmicks like smiter's boon and hamstorm cause its unoriginal. Ppl ned to learn how to make bad builds more. I <3 furv so that builds awesomely bad unlike all the other really bad ones.-- Shadow 20:58, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Owait Zyke copied the headbutt+meteor shower from link dejh posted for wizards synergy talk page, cheater-- Shadow [[Image:Relyk Sig.gif]] 21:03, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * I added Mantra of Resolve to that combo. :3 ــмıкε  нaшк  21:05, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Wait, who? Zyke 02:47, 17 October 2008 (EDT)
 * And half of the builds submitted have Mending or Frenzy. XD ــмıкε  нaшк  08:13, 18 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Cuz Frenzy is terrible on anything other than a warrior.  09:48, 18 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Did I miss the judging for this while I was banned or has this not happened yet? Karate Jesus 17:36, 19 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Hasn't happened. --<font color="Blue">Gah <font color="Lime">The  <font color="Orange">Epic  17:07, 20 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmm. I think Lyssan's is one of the best so far... I dunno, this is gonna be hard to judge >.< --<font color="Blue">Gah <font color="Lime">The  <font color="Orange">Epic  19:39, 26 October 2008 (EDT)

Results
Lyssan is 1st place. Karate is 2nd. Saint is 3rd. I will now ignore your complaints, please submit them! EDIT: Well, edit of an edit. I HAD my signature, I swear. Someone removed it. It's not my fault!! --<font color="Blue">Gah <font color="Lime">The  <font color="Orange">Epic  20:49, 28 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Yay! Sloppy seconds! Karate Jesus 19:44, 27 October 2008 (EDT)
 * QQ  21:26, 28 October 2008 (EDT)
 * i fucking hate you... ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 21:46, 29 October 2008 (EDT)