User:Srs Beans/Godliest12

I recall this from, like, 2 years back... I was extremely bored, and got a cheese sandwich. Afterwards, I wrote a story on a group battling for the cheese sandwich. It was in Dutch and a little less detailed, but oh well, here goes.

The Quest for the Cheese Sandwich
Summary
 * 1) Travel to the Lands of Wich, and talk to the hungry man.
 * 2) Conquer the Mountain of Cutlery and retrieve the knife.
 * 3) Cleanse the Breakin' Fast Grotto to retrieve a loaf of bread.
 * 4) Complete the Doorman's task to enter the Frigid Heights.
 * 5) Go to the Stoar and get the Doorman some Steak.
 * 6) Enter the Frigid Heights and collect the Cheese of a Thousand Hungers.
 * 7) Reunite the knife, bread and cheese to create the Cheese Sandwich. Then return the Sandwich to the hungry man for your reward.

Obtained from
 * He whose name shall not be pronounced out loud in the presence of other living beings.

Requirements
 * Must not have defeated The Hunger.
 * Completed Zinn's Task.

Rewards
 * Regurgitated Mass
 * 5,000 XP
 * 5,000 Gold

Dialogue
 * "In the Lands of Wich there is a man, whose been bugging me for aeons. He says his hunger cannot be stilled by anything but a cheese sandwich of epic proportions. This can only be obtained by traversing the Mountain of Cutlery, the Breakin' Fast Grotto and the Frigid Heights. We need YOU! To help this man shut up."


 * Accept: "I'll prove myself worthy of cheese."
 * Reject: "I don't like you."
 * When asked about quest: "Please help me make the hungry man stop'."''

Intermediate Dialogue 1 (hungry man)
 * "By the Gods! The bringers of cheese! It must be! Quickly, go to the following locations and retrieve what I need to still my everlasting hunger. Go now."

Intermediate Dialogue 2 (Knife)
 * "You came all the way here just to help that annoying bald man? I shall help you help He whose name shall not be pronounced out loud in the presence of other living beings."

Intermediate Dialogue 3 (Loaf of bread)
 * "Oh great, more people littering my grotto! I should move sometime. Prove your worth to me and I shall accompany you!"

Intermediate Dialogue 4 (Loaf of bread)
 * "I am knackered! You have defeated all of my guardians, and bested me in a duel. I shall help you help He whose name shall not be pronounced out loud in the presence of other living beings."

Intermediate Dialogue 5
 * Doorman: "None shall pass!"
 * Player: "We must enter the Frigid Heights to retrieve the Cheese of a Thousand Hungers. Let us through or we'll run you down. Loaves of bread are excellent Doormansquishers!"
 * Loaf od bread: "Hey! That wasn't part of the deal!"
 * Doorman: "I will let you through once you've given me some steak. Now get out of my sight."

Intermediate Dialogue 6 (Doorman)
 * "This is most excellent meat... Okay, you may pass, but just this once! And get out quickly, before other tourists come hopping by. We don't want the Frigid Heights to thaw."

Intermediate Dialogue 7 (Cheese of a Thousand Hungers)
 * "At long last! Visitors! I'm so excited! What brings you here? Oh, wait, don't say a word. The hungry man, of course. You are either really confident, or stupid beyond belief to do this. Well, let's go."

Reward Dialogue
 * "Thank you for this cheese sandwich! I shall now leave He whose name shall not be pronounced out loud in the presence of other living beings alone for the time being.. Here's your reward."

Walkthrough
A fairly straightforward and easy quest, albeit long.

Once you've talked to the hungry man, go to the Mountain of Cutlery. This area contains hordes after hordes of Melee fighters, mainly focussing on the popular Sever/Gash combo. However, beware the Elemental Knives, for they do not only possess a special version of Hamstring (which affects a Nearby area), but also Hundred Blades and Fire Storm. Consider bringing Ward Against Melee, or chaining Aegis. This effectively reduces any damage by 50%.

The next area, Breakin' Fast Grotto, contains a lot of Earth Elementalists, which have 3 professions. They will continuously spam Wards, and the occasional Heal Area or Healing Ribbon. Their only form of damage is Shockwave. Although initially that doesn't seem too dangerous, since it's PBAoE, they also have Shadow Walk and Dash, making them potent spikers. On the other hand, when they're spiking, they are much more vulnerable, since they're outside their defenseball. On random occasions the ceiling will collapse upon your heads, and seems to occur more often when standing still. The Loaf of bread is a major pushover, since you should have the Knife with you. The Knife is extremely strong against dough.

Getting the meat is very easy; Just turn back to the hungry man and kill an Aloe Seed. They will now drop a piece of meat. Hand this over and enter the Frigid Heights.

The Frigid Heights are possibly the most annoying, because of the permanent Deep Freeze effect. Every 8 seconds, your whole party is targetted by an unremovable, 80 damage Deep Freeze. Monsters will take full advantage of this; They have a high movement speed, and often jump upon a team member, attack it, and flee. Hex Breaker makes them much more resilient against snares, and as such it's strongly advised to take a good source of knockdown. They are not too sturdy, and as such a few strong hits will obliberate them. Once you've talked to the Cheese of a Thousand Hungers, make your way out of there. A cinematic will show the Knife, the loaf of bread and the cheese merging into a cheese sandwich. Hand it over to the hungry man and collect your reward.