User talk:Mgrinshpon/Epic

Lol, are we allowed to add to this as well? Viet (talk *pvxcontribs ) 01:56, 26 November 2007 (CET)


 * Do stupid votes count?--[[Image:ViYsig5.jpg|19px]] Victory  (talk /pvxcontribs ) 01:58, 26 November 2007 (CET)


 * Yes, you may add to this and yes, stupid votes count. Follow formatting precedent please. —ǥrɩɳsɧ  ƿoɲ  02:23, 26 November 2007 (CET)

Epic. Really Epic. Esp saying cripshot is bad. Swiftslash \\  (contributions  * sandbox ) 22:55, 27 November 2007 (CET)

I added 2 to these, like em? Dark Morphon  (contribs)  17:51, 28 November 2007 (CET)

I have also added one, cus I'm a cruel bastard. --Mala 00:11, 29 November 2007 (CET)
 * Mine is epic for asking for an IAS variant? D:. --Shadowsin 23:17, 30 November 2007 (CET)
 * Still want to know why that is so epic xD?--Shadowsin 07:17, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * Because it's a bloody scythe, it hits three people at once :P Not to mention the only times you'll need it (i.e. spiking) you have Eremite's. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 07:19, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * It can hit three people at once, but i thought AoM was a spike xD. --Shadowsin 07:23, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * it's a pressure build with a 3-2-1 melee spike built in — Skakid  9090  07:35, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * 3/4sec attacks are faster than you can hit with a scythe under any IAS, and Wearying + Mystic is pathetically close to an instagib on squishies. --71.229.204.25 08:38, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * Talking about the D/A one w/o the Mystic, it has Chilling in there. --Shadowsin 08:41, 3 December 2007 (CET)
 * Eremite's, then. Basically the same thing. --71.229.204.25 09:04, 3 December 2007 (CET)

Are quotes from GWW acceptable? Because this one is just amazing. --71.229.204.25 00:19, 1 December 2007 (CET)


 * Yeah, sure. Just attribute it properly. —ǥrɩɳsɧ  ƿoɲ  12:52, 3 December 2007 (CET)

That review
I think he accidentally got a copy of WoW... 74.241.138.89 23:02, 6 December 2007 (CET)

No, he's just bad. 68.35.91.2 03:03, 7 December 2007 (CET)

Why am i on here so much?-- Fire Tock  09:51, 11 January 2008 (EST)

You're just that epic. :P Lord Belar 09:31, 12 January 2008 (EST)

Is this bad?
Err... Is it bad that 3 quotes have derived from my Talk page? It could be that:


 * I'm stupid
 * My Talk page is a metaphorical bug lamp for stupid people
 * Both

-- Guild of  Deals  16:00, 23 January 2008 (EST)


 * Only two are from your talk page. The third is from your userpage :P &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 16:08, 23 January 2008 (EST)


 * I can't say without violating NPA.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 18:44, 23 January 2008 (EST)


 * But would anyone care? Lord Belar 18:58, 23 January 2008 (EST)


 * Nope, so I'll go out and say it. It's mostly the former.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 22:45, 23 January 2008 (EST)
 * Most NPA attacks me aren't really NPA's, mostly because they're true. I'm a complete douche if you didn't already know :O --[[image:GoD Sig3.jpg|20px]] Guild of  Deals  18:54, 29 January 2008 (EST)
 * Sadly, we did. Lord Belar 20:04, 29 January 2008 (EST)

+1 for being knowledgable, Belar. Anyway, can I volunteer this one. It was a joke, but you can find it here. It is: "WTF are you talking about? Res Sig is for nubs :O -- Guild of  Deals " -- Guild  of  Deals  19:47, 30 January 2008 (EST)


 * Bah hah hah, I remember that one... -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 21:14, 30 January 2008 (EST)

Yet another one
Seems alarmingly redudent, but what the hell.

From :

"In the Jade Sea map, as the priest attacks, killing him alone is very easy"

Yeah, I know the Monk is epic hard, seeing as usually some decent wanding can kill him. -- Guild of  Deals  18:44, 6 February 2008 (EST)

LOLLLOLOLOLL this page is epic. Frans  14:09, 27 February 2008 (EST)

What gave it away? The title? :P <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 14:58, 27 February 2008 (EST)

this 'un
good candidate, no? (seen here):


 * Be like the others and use our over done skills! Shaterring Assault is worse in everything, you didn't give any reasons for it beeing better, and it would spoil the build . CHANGES ARE REQUIRED IF YOU WANT TO MOVE YOUR ASS(A) AND GET BETTER THAN OTHER PLAYERS, AND ALL SKILLS AND ALL ATTRIBUTES (INCLUDING WIND PRAYERS) HAVE A USE, IF YOU CAN'T USE THEM THEN IT'S YOU WHO IS USELESS. Disagree? Then cya GW noobs are right that PvX is for nothing, and they can make better builds. Agree? Then move back your changes in rating of blossom assault, because there are no patterns in making builds, they dont require siphon speed, they can have wind prayers skills, because not only onslaught is useful from these skills. You rate for innovation, while you keep two ranger builds with only one elite different, both high rated. Again i want to leave this page, and even sometimes thanks to people like you, Guild Wars. [[Image:Mist Form.jpg|19px]] Xaero   wallsoftexthere   my deeds  

-- <font color="black" face="calibri">Mafaraxas 14:21, 6 March 2008 (EST)
 * olol. Just add it. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 17:46, 6 March 2008 (EST)

lol epic
Someone mentioned something about me saying that cracked armor from aggressive refrain on a para does hardly anything since paragon primaries aren't high priority targets in almost all cases. Epic. Plz l2copy the whole thing? <font color=#ff0000>Napalm Flame  >=] <font color=#0000ff>(talk)·(contributions) 17:50, 6 March 2008 (EST)

Though I appreciate being considered epic for something. <font color=#ff0000>Napalm Flame  >=] <font color=#0000ff>(talk)·(contributions) 17:51, 6 March 2008 (EST)

My comments here are slightly epic. God box   10:38, 12 March 2008 (EDT)


 * You're wrong.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 13:59, 12 March 2008 (EDT)
 * Slightly... :P God  box   15:47, 12 March 2008 (EDT)

Own Epic Section?
Can i have my own section :PP ?? <font color="Blue">Exper <font color="Blue">ienced 20:18, 15 March 2008 (EDT)


 * No, we could just call you retarded, though.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 16:29, 16 March 2008 (EDT)


 * I think we could create a an epicly retarded section, and name it in honor of bob. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 16:30, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
 * What about me? I keep creating builds with the same flaws.[[Image:Styxx_HL.jpg|19px]] Frans  17:06, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
 * That's leet, not epic. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 17:07, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
 * Guess I'm not leet enough to understand that.[[Image:Styxx_HL.jpg|19px]] Frans  17:09, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
 * Leet. Actually, you're not that bad. :P <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 17:19, 16 March 2008 (EDT)
 * lol.. what i say, isn't stupid .. just.. u idiots.. misinterpret.. so.. who is the reatard? *Points at You* [[Image:ExpMoIcon.jpg|20px]]<font color="Blue">Exper <font color="Blue">ienced 03:57, 17 March 2008 (EDT)

Do we have this one?
From Build: R/W Bunny Thumper Rating: since defiant elements is making me say the reasons, here this build has 0 effectiveness in that it would only be effective with like barbs because it has high physical damage. or possibly use fire oh wait you can't you need zealous. 0 for effectiveness. useless. it has 0 universality because i would never use this build for basically anything - i would rather a hammer warrior take charm animal. HaO is a better skill... and use a bow... way better... Innovation? well it's been around for a long time and back when it was invented it was not as horrible as it is now so i guess maybe i should give a 1 ... no i think 0 is more on the mark. plus it didn't take any innovation to post this - it's the most common build. -Brian -- Guild of  Deals  18:35, 31 March 2008 (EDT)
 * lolol, add it. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 19:12, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

Good? Bad? Take your pick.
Won't it be kind of annoying if you kill someone with your spike? Because then no one will be in range to build up adrenaline again for rush and you're stuck flailing for another nine-ish seconds :( <font color="#CD2626">&not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 17:44, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

-- Armond Warblade 01:15, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Both imo. <font color="#CD2626">&not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 03:11, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Though to clarify, what I meant was that the build should include a non-adrenal cancel stance to make it possible to actually cancel flail. <font color="#CD2626">&not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 03:22, 1 April 2008 (EDT)


 * "Annoying" and "Kill something" should never be that close together :p -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 10:53, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * To be fair, most hammer builds have Enraging Charge which could be used to cancel too, but that has a reasonably long recharge and who wants to be fair? - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   -TALK  10:57, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * If I got a kill, I'd be ok moving slow for a bit.  11:05, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * I'll go add "Killing your opponent" to the list of counters, then we're good. - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   -TALK  11:06, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * LOL!  11:07, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Why move? Just stand next to the corpse and say "Res so I can do it again plox!" in chat. - PANIC!  [[Image:panic_sig3.gif|20px]]  pewpewpew!  11:13, 1 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Added as a counter - Killing your target  11:13, 1 April 2008 (EDT)

I herd
people made a userbox out of my EPIC vote :D not My vote

- <font color="Red">Jak123X 23:12, 8 April 2008 (EDT)

This has some pretty epic stuff on it. - Star Seeker  |  My talk  14:22, 10 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Uhn no. and why do I already on it tell me why it was stupid --Droks 14:41, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

The User Sections
Such as the mizzouman section, are for people with more than 1... the edit button is to easily add more on to that person. SOrt them in order of quotes. 15:08, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

What about....
'''Its a simple Solution... PMS. Yes PMS, the users here on pvx are PMSing at every build that comes their way. Then all of the sudden PMS is over and ppl vote build normally now. A message to all PVX users. Wait 3...5 days before voting every month. (Especially you Guild of Deals)''' This one?--Relyk 21:24, 11 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, is that Epically Intelligent or Stupid? XD -Mike 21:28, 11 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Stupid.  21:57, 11 April 2008 (EDT)

Truly epic
And if not epic, extremely funny.

A...blowstring? LOL...I know what you mean, though. I've rarely tried to sell things, but I know how much people appreciate it when I actually buy something. (T/C) 00:06, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah, blowstring. You know, something you can slavage from a weapon, a weapon modifriar, like sword pummels, staff whappings, scythe snapes, focus whores, and inscraptions. Can you actually join gropes without knowing what weapon modifriars are?  ROFFLE!!  At that rate it doesn't matter how cheap Endoplasms and Oblivion Shrads get, 'cause you're never going to get to the Frogmaster for Oblivion armor.  Your gonna haff to ware Dorks armor, lol.  What kind of a looser nubb are you??  Your like one of them Vitenum war veterinarians with no arms and no leggs, your such a nubb.  omg.  I hope your a neckermancer, 'cause there's a lot of soul rapeing going on...--Carmine 02:46, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Somewhere in the world, a dictionary just exploded! ;) --Wolfie [[Image:Wolfie_sig.jpg|19px]] 02:53, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

From GuildWiki Talk:Game_updates/Archive9. Drag nmn   talk cont  11:20, 20 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Great find. XD -Mike 12:21, 20 April 2008 (EDT)

Would it be going overboard if I posted this entire page? --71.229 13:38, 22 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Very overboard. Post it =D Drag  nmn   talk cont  13:59, 22 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Maybe make a sub page with the select goodies. A lot of that is just stupid. Vampire Empire? wtf? - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  14:02, 22 April 2008 (EDT)

Gud enough?
''I can see where he is coming from, but to me a deleted build is a deleted build. There isn't a heaven and hell that builds go to depending on the method of deletion. It didn't irk me any less when a build of mine got deleted as a dupe than when it got trashed. That was before I stopped caring, complete emotional detachment from builds is awesome. -  isery   -TALK  14:23, 26 April 2008 (EDT)''

I like the idea of emotional attachment to a build. - Star Seeker  |  My talk  05:47, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * Epic stupid? - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   -TALK  05:49, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No, it's cool. - Star Seeker  |  My talk  05:54, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * It could be Epically Intelligent, because afterall, more than half of the builds submitted are trashed almost right away. -Mike 08:27, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * No, it is epically intelligent. We have a motherfuckin' policy about emotional attachment to builds (one I helped make, no less). This is summarizing that policy in a nutshell.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 12:02, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * If it's in the policy, is it worth mentioning? -Mike 12:09, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * There should be a policy against stupid questions. And maybe stupid names. You'd be perma'd that way. Everyone would win!  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 21:38, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * EDIT: In fact, just stop editing on this page. You're retarded.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 22:43, 27 April 2008 (EDT)
 * i'm still emotionally attached to my builds :(. they are my internet babies.--Reason.decrystallized 14:27, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

GWW Quote
I added one from GWW I found very funny. <font color="Black">Dark <font color="Black">Morphon <font color="Black"> (contribs)  07:36, 1 May 2008 (EDT)

Droks Quote...again!
From : "You can make any build with ele primary it has so much synergy with everything except adrenaline"

Courtesy of Droks. -- Guild of  Deals  08:42, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I don't think I could make a dumber quote if I tried. He's a genius.--[[Image:GatessMoebius Strike Icon.jpg|20px]]<font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva">Assassin  08:45, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * He puts the D in genius. I'll add it. Man, Experienced really needs to cough up more stupid stuff to keep his title. --[[image:GoD Sig3.jpg|20px]] Guild of  Deals  08:46, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I thought that was Fire Tock, not Experienced...o nvm, Fire Tock has the leet builds :P - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  10:01, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Droks seriously deserves his own entire section - coming just below Epically Stupid. =P did i break NPA? &not; Klump  eet  10:03, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well you're not saying what kind of category...idk - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  10:55, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Fire Tocks next great build has arrive.   12:13, 4 May 2008 (EDT)
 * From that page, this is pretty epically good. Dejh 15:27, 5 May 2008 (EDT)

Wut.
That isn't epicly stupid. I missinterpreted this: "People can just wand barbed arrows." as in, people use Barbed Arrows and then wand to apply the bleeding, which is pretty stupid itself. I dun wanna be in this list :<  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ  09:21, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I do know, now, that by "Wanding Barbed Arrows" was meant to interrupt it.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:24, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, we all have our times ricky.  09:25, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Shutup, iun wanna be in this list D:<  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:25, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I'll mess up somewhere, don't you worry.  09:32, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Think, then post. That's why I have a typo somewhere saying a warr build needs 14 strength. Oh dear. Lord of all tyria 09:34, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I wish there was a barrage type of skill for wands. That would be mildly amusing for a little while. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  09:35, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Haha, Ima find it! (the 14 str thing)  09:35, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Your next Wand attack hits up to 6 adjacent foes.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:40, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * The skill would need to be a wand attack itself that hits your target and up to X adjacent foes. Like Barrage <_<. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  09:45, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Attack skill for Wands? :D  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:46, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Ya. And the Wikimedia search engine sux, so I give up.  09:51, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Wut's Wikimedia anyway? Like...Wikipedia for Media?  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:52, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * you're heading right into another epic quote, Ricky. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  09:54, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Is that an epic enough quote? And Ricky, Wikimedia is the software... Wikipedia run on Wikimedia. Edit:Epic enough? Indeed.  10:00, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * It can also fire arrows. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  10:04, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * After a scan through my contribs, it would appear the build where I said 14 strength has been deleted. I may be wrong. Lord of all tyria 10:14, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You know what it was on? Cuz I r admin and can view deleted stuffs.  10:16, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Some bad warrior build? It used a sword. Lord of all tyria 10:18, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

You guys suck. How is that an epic quote? I just didn't know what Wikimedia was.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ  10:40, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I dunno if it was truly epic or not but the "Wikipedia for media?" was pretty funny tbh. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  10:45, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Funny =/= Epic.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 10:46, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I didn't say it did. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  10:49, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I didn't say you did.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 10:50, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That's not what it looks like, punk. You wanna take this outside? - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  10:54, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
 * MediaWiki is the software used on Wikipedia (and here). Wikimedia is the foundation that owns Wikipedia and its sister organisations. And actually, he's not far off that Wikimedia is Wikipedia for media - Wikimedia Commons is a wiki repository for media used throughout the Wikimedia wikis. (wiki wiki wiki) --Ms Chnandler Bong 11:17, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

A bit late, but attack skill for wands. Also, some random ranger in RA: "im gonna set traps stand away from them". ~ <font color="#444">ĐONT <font color="#444">* <font color="#444">TALK  17:48, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Now you no what its like ricky i dont belonged on this page either people take what I said out of context and its not even funny before or afteawards its usually a simple mistake and you all laugh whos laughing now look like everyonees laughing at you again --Droks 00:00, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Thinking about thrown boners still cracks me up, tbh. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 01:38, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * It makes me want to go dig up Red Version and play for about nine hours. --71.229 01:44, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Rules are rules and laws are laws
How is this epically stupid? I mean, it's true after all, and I read the context of it. Would it be epically intelligent to say that rules aren't rules and laws aren't laws? 0_o - <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  00:14, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah, that is not stupid. Added by an anon...  09:07, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Experienced
Has an intelligent Quote. Amazing eh? 09:07, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You mean Extreme? If so, I don't really think that's intelligent...  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:09, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * That was quite an epic failure. WUTS dR IS PLAYING WIF 2 RANGER N A FRNTLINR WTF ????????? <font color="MediumVioletRed">En<font color="OrangeRed">j <font color="OrangeRed">oy  [[Image:Frenzy.jpg|18px|User:Enjoy]]<font color="#D70000"> phailer! 09:11, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah, extreme, my bad. But him saying he fails is epically intelligent.  09:10, 12 May 2008 (EDT)
 * The fact that he admitted his failure isn't that intelligent, tbh.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 09:12, 12 May 2008 (EDT)

Hmm..
I'm torn on this one by Experienced.

"Spikes in PvE are like 55's in PvP... Could only be used in certain places... "

So he means 55's can be used in PvE? -- Guild of  Deals  19:09, 14 May 2008 (EDT)


 * To be frank, I've never seen a 55 (or a 130) in PvP, only in FA, AB, etc. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 19:10, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * sad thing is a 55 probably would work in AB.  Antiarchangel [[Image:Antiarchangel No U Sig.png|19px]] <font color=#C0641B>TROLL  19:12, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Unless they try to solo the mesmer shrine :P and don't tell me you've never seen RA 55'ers (killed by touchers, ofc) - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  19:49, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I grouped with a Rt/Mo in AB once who'd forgotten to switch from the 330 farming build back to normal, and it worked like you'd expect. --[[Image:Mafaraxas_sig.jpg|click moar]] <font color="black" face="calibri">Mafaraxas 19:52, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Before MR got nerfed, I used to run a 130 derv in AB. I would take on all 12 of the enemies at a rez shrine and let the rest of my team cap. :P <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 20:24, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Hmm...*goes to create a derv* XD must have got a lot of people calling you a n00b while they kept on beating at you. - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  20:49, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I dunno, I turn off all chat when I ab. I can't stand the stupidity. <font color="#DD2200">Lord Belar 23:28, 14 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I fought a 55 dervish in RA earlier today. It was funny, because he had no damage whatsoever. Also, I had two backbreaker wars on my team XD  &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 23:39, 14 May 2008 (EDT)

I fought a 55 in RA, just recently. I was running Archive:Me/N Signet of Midnight Mesmer so it was pretty lulz.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ  01:15, 15 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Me/N/Mo? Duh I thought the 55hp was running &uarr; that build. ~ <font color="#444">ĐONT <font color="#444">* <font color="#444">TALK  02:41, 15 May 2008 (EDT)
 * I need a reading comprehension image macro. --71.229 02:53, 15 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Still, you're not gonna see me submit a 55 Monk for PvP. Although sadly I've seen them working in AB. --[[image:GoD Sig3.jpg|20px]] Guild of  Deals  07:25, 15 May 2008 (EDT)
 * Until I spike them with Vampiric Assault. 55s are too specialized and limited to certain areas of PvE, and even Shadow Form is slightly more reliable. When I see a 55 monk in PvP, and I have something that'll allow me to take them out in a half a second, I hunt them down and get easy kills whenever I meet them. =P -Mike 16:33, 15 May 2008 (EDT)

alot of the newer
epically stupid quotes aren't epically stupid, they're just stupid. Stop it, yall are desecrating the sanctity that is grinch's userspace. -- <font color="black" face="calibri">Mafaraxas 13:20, 20 May 2008 (EDT)
 * You totally took that quote out of context. While I relish the chance of appearing on this venerable page, Masfaraxas is right - stop desecrating, nigs. nuke on GWW 10:28, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

Lukejohnson's quote on User_talk:Ekko/Expertise
I don't quite agree with having it on this page as he was trying to sum up what I had been explaining, rather bleakly, though. >.> -Mike 16:08, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * He still said it though.  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 16:08, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Guess that makes you stupid too. :/  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 16:52, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
 * ...that line is so awsome I can't even speak...--[[Image:GatessMoebius Strike Icon.jpg|20px]]<font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva">Assassin  17:59, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Does this qualify as epically intelligent?
From User talk:Guild of Deals: ''In the second last chapter, they all are forced to unite against the surprise alien invasion launched from Dracula's secret moon base, but quickly begin to lose morale once they realize that the undead half-clone Chuck Norris is fighting them as well, so they retreat to their base on Hoth to begin preparing for their elite team of ninjas to attack the space pirate base, and recover the only known weapon that can defeat the undead half-clone of Chuck Norris, the Ham Sandwich of Destiny. However, in the last chapter, they realize that the pirates are chargin' their lazers, and can only be stopped by hitting them with the moon. Well, it turns out that it's no moon, it's a space station, but when all hope seemed lost, the One True Norris descends from the heavens to smite the evil, undead half-clone of himself and save the day. Then, right before the credits begin to roll, it is revealed that Rosebud is a sled, and that the Pirates are really a metaphor for the dark side of the force. I think that pretty much sums up the last 2 chapters, as far as I remember. Dejh 19:12, 8 June 2008 (EDT)''

Cuz it's definitely awesome.  &not; Wizårdbõÿ777  ( sysop ) 00:11, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * tbh, it was the dumbest thing I've read in about three weeks. No exaggeration. --71.229 00:19, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * There should be a third category - Epically Awesome Quotes. Because this isn't epically intelligent nor stupid. But most definitely awesome. - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  01:18, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * /Agree.  06:30, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * @71, that's pretty much what I was going for :P Dejh 14:14, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, I can make a good story, here it goes:

''"No Linda! Don't leave me!" Rick shouted as Linda fleeted down the stairs in her dinner dress. "No Rick! I must!" she shouted, with a lone tear on her cheek. Then, Chuck Norris broke through the wall, roundhouse kicked Rick, knocked down the house and electricity for the entire city, and in return, Linda had some kinky sex with Chuck. Unfortunately, Linda didn't live.'': Lesson: Anything involving Chuck Norris is a good story. --Guild of Deals<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 14:24, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Why me!? D:  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 14:26, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I was gonna put "Ricky" but I decided not to for this exact reason... I hate you. --Guild of Deals<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 14:28, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Why does everyone die in chuck norris' stories?--[[Image:GatessMoebius Strike Icon.jpg|20px]]<font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva">Assassin  14:29, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * That was epicly stupid. --Guild of Deals<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 14:30, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * My actual name is Rick :<  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 14:33, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I always thought it was Dickhole, but I guess I was wrong :O --Guild of Deals<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 14:35, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Dickhole is my second name. Stop mocking me! D:  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 14:36, 9 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Ricky "Dickhole" Johnson... I like the ring of it. --Guild of Deals<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 14:37, 9 June 2008 (EDT)

For epically intelligent one
''Go Mo/N. Take Strength of Honor and Order of Vampire. The base damage from your daggers will be like 21-31 and stealing 13 hp every hit too so about 40. Ur attack skills will be hitting for like 60-80!'' -24.67.135.184. The thing is its the ootv smiter, which runs 12 smite. Now a noob would so, "Oh lets put 12 Blood Magic for OotV cause it will do more damage!", but what is amazing about this is that 11 blood magic gets 13 per hit, meaning this person remembered to put points in Divine Favor for Blessed Signet. Because if you dont, ironically, you wont be using ootv very often.--<font color="99CCFF">R ELYK   <font color="CCCCFF">ʞlɐʇ ʎɯ  19:22, 10 June 2008 (EDT)


 * ...What the fuck? My brain asplode trying to make sense of this. Why do you want a Mo/N OoV/SoH daggamonk? -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 21:37, 10 June 2008 (EDT)
 * To be badass?--Goldenstar 21:40, 10 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Because Energy is good and maintaining SoH on a couple allies without Blessed Signet is bad. I wouldn't call it epically intelligent because it needed an explanation to clarify. -Mike 21:46, 10 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Er, if you're going daggamonk, energy obviously isn't your concern... Besides, water eles in PvP manage to maintain SoH just fine (or mine did). -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 02:23, 11 June 2008 (EDT)

Epically Awesome quotes
"this deaf baby with no legs you speak of most likely cannot read. your user page has freakishly large hard to read text. the baby would probly think they are symbols of some sort with no significance, and move on. I on the other hand tried to do everything to read it except copypasta. post attempt, i realized the electro radiation emmiting from the computer screen passed through the air and into my eyes during my useless try to indentify the markings on said page, making them feel weaker and indifferent. kthxbai" - The Noob Police awesome yes?--<font color="99CCFF">R ELYK   <font color="CCCCFF">ʞlɐʇ ʎɯ  22:56, 12 June 2008 (EDT)
 * Other than the fact that he's trying too hard and being hypocritical. -- Mafaraxas ( talk  &bull;  contribs ) 03:18, 13 June 2008 (EDT)

Cleaning time
Rawr and Tab now clean this section, officially.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş   15:44, 13 June 2008 (EDT)
 * I added something from RA..it was epically stupid, but no timestamp since in-game. We died too fast for me to get his build too so i can't put it in epic builds :(.--Rella 17:23, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * That isn't epicly stupid. Infact, that's pretty smart. A lot of people in RA are too scared to be the first one to attack, shooting a bow can both make the other team want to attack you and have your team feel like the leader has already gone in so it is safe. So really, even though he probably is an idiot, it isn't an idiotic thing to do. Just speeds up battles.--[[Image:GatessMoebius Strike Icon.jpg|20px]]<font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva">Assassin  17:48, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * /agree with Gates, it's not a dumb thing to do (especially with AP + Longbow, half of RA teams don't have healers so they're forced to rush). It's still a stupid quote of epic proportions though (lolz aggroing). - [[Image:GenericWikier1.jpg|19px]] <font face="Courier New" size="2" color="black">Generic Wiki-er  20:49, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * It's a smart thing to do, but the way he said it was pretty epically stupid. -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 21:44, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I'm pretty sure I said that with my Mesmer yesterday. It involved me being trained by three dervishes and their subsequent blowup by my team's sway ranger. &mdash; Rapta  [[image:Rapta_Icon1.gif|19px]] (talk|contribs) 21:46, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, being RA is full of egotistical noobs, you basically hit them with a wanding or an arrow and they go "Mother fucker! I'm gonna shit him up with my HH Wammo!" Thus, he charges, the entire team charges, end of story. --[[Image:GoD Wario Sig.PNG]]<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 21:50, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I had a team with 3 sins (myself playing some Conjured Moebius sin) and a Monk in RA. Another sin, wearing full Obsidian armor dyed black, said that he was the main damage dealer of the group while he ran a GG Sin. There's nothing wrong with Grenth's Grasp sins, but they can't guarantee a kill, and the Moebius Sin I was playing could kill within 7 seconds. He said that we'd lose once he left, and we did, but that's because the next person to join our group didn't connect until the end of the game. ~.~ Cockiest sin, ever. XD ــмıкε  нaшк  21:57, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * GG Sins can make kills and pretty well too, but Moebius Sins are more "pressure over time". Still, I hate cocky people, especially Sins. Sins take no skill, just click 1-2-3-4-5-6 or whatever. --[[Image:GoD Wario Sig.PNG]]<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 22:00, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Exactly. You know you're leetsauce when you're cocky about being a Spike Sin. The build I was using could kill faster, and at least I had to chose when to use HoTO or my other Dual Attacks. XD I think he was r3 or 5, though. >.> ــмıкε  нaшк  22:11, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I run SP 'sins in RA and /rank everyone I kill. --71.229 22:20, 8 July 2008 (EDT) the rage is delicious
 * Ya, but that's actually funny (to some.) That one sin was just being an ass, and to his own team. XD ــмıкε  нaшк  22:26, 8 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Well the guy was a noob, really bad. Using Mela Res and something else.., oh yeah it was R/W that switched to sword after attempting to aggro human beings. It would've been smart if he was actually using a bow to deal DPS.--Rella 01:27, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

''On Build talk:R/Mo Cripshot: Don't bother arguing against them. This wiki is full of a bunch of pimply faced teenage boys competing in an e-penis measurement contest. They don't care what you or anyone else thinks, their opinion is correct, it's how a wiki works. The small privileged minority controls everything else based on personal preference. 58.110.140.18 20:08, 26 November 2007 (CET)'' Tbh, thats more the epic truth than it is epic stupidness. Brandnew. 17:25, 9 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I added it because he said "a wiki", not "this wiki". I really liked that one, too. :( --71.229 17:42, 9 July 2008 (EDT)
 * It's like that on every wiki tbh. Brandnew.  17:45, 9 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Well, shit. Time for me to start shopping around for a benevolent dictatorship. --71.229 18:09, 9 July 2008 (EDT)

P¨roly on guildwars.wiki but
Droks once said that auron is baed (exactly that).Shouldnt that be epic Oo lilondra 10:40, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Droks on GWW is not the Droks here. Droks on GWW is a vandal troll/impersonator. If you check my Talk there (and my awesome userpage), Droks says "lol yur baed". --[[Image:GoD Wario Sig.PNG]]<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 10:41, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * tbh, you don't know that's true, GoD. Also, no. Calling someone bad is not epic. Unless it was directed at someone like Ensign. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  10:44, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Ensign is bad :O --[[Image:GoD Wario Sig.PNG]]<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 10:45, 17 July 2008 (EDT)

Ill quote my self again Droks said AURON (FKN AURON) is BAED thats like saying chuck norris doesnt pwn ra Oo lilondra 11:40, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * I read it just fine the first time. Not epic. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  11:43, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Yep. Not epic.  17:17, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Auron is bad. :3  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 17:37, 17 July 2008 (EDT)
 * thats worth of a screenie :p w/e you guys say lilondra 06:18, 18 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Honestly. Trolls saying trollish things are not epic. People saying really stupid things that they really believe are true are usually what qualify. See: Mizzouman + Shockaxe or Lukejohnson + Assassins - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  06:27, 18 July 2008 (EDT)
 * What was Lukejohnson saying about assassins? -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 15:55, 18 July 2008 (EDT)
 * That they're hard to run and you need to be a pro to play them, basically. And he said playing Warriors was easy. --[[Image:GoD Wario Sig.PNG]]<font color="Black"> * Wah <font color="DAA520">Wah  Wah! * 15:56, 18 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Because you just gotta hit frenzy and blow stuff up? I mean, your monk should be able to heal you. And with assassins, you have to, like, kill things, I MEAN YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO HIT 123456 AND RUN!!! <font color="#AA0088">Invincible  <font color="#AA0088">Rogue [[Image:Invincible_rogue_siggy.jpg]] 16:08, 18 July 2008 (EDT)

hai


From User talk:PuneY. basically all u need is the last 2 lines.  * Jebus  *   Is    I  16:30, 20 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Zzz plus. - PANIC!  [[Image:Panic_sig4.png|50px|18px]] <font color="#D70000"> sexiness!  17:59, 20 July 2008 (EDT)


 * You wouldn't know epic if it ripped its pants off and slapped you in the face with a healthy dose of sexual sausage.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 20:24, 20 July 2008 (EDT)

Errm.
Snakes on a Planes vote... Near the bottom. I don't think its epic... 18:58, 1 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Agreed, removing because I am epic. - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   (TALK)  19:18, 1 August 2008 (EDT)

another one of izzy imo
I think this really destroys a bunch of fun and interesting builds, the Thumper, Pack hunters, and Escape guys are interest builds and one of the few ways that rangers are seeing play. Izzy @-' 00:30, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

http://www.wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:TimeToGetIntense/game_balance

If you say this isnt epic then Oo lilondra 11:52, 2 August 2008 (EDT)

or this one :
 * Mark of Subversion Mark of Subversion: Make it steal health from the target of the failed spell rather than the caster, lower recharge time to 20 seconds.

This skill lacks potency compared to similar skills, and it is in a weak attribute. It's one of the skills that could make the attribute good if it was better. Having it steal from the target means that it almost always deals damage to a priority target, which makes it more potent.

I think the point of this is to attack monks or self casts, that would nerf it pretty hard. Izzy @-' 00:30, 23 May 2008 (UTC)


 * When the Monk casts on himself, it would steal from him, being the target of the spell. :P

lilondra 12:39, 3 August 2008 (EDT)

how the hell is my quote epic?
srsly? it was in a discussion about how all orders builds should carry GDW. and someone said it makes splinter weapon go away. and i said that you already have two rangers in the team build who aren't carrying splinter weapon, cast it on them. htf is that epic?--Reason.decrystallized 15:01, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Splinter Weapon can't be maintained on all your rangers anyway so I don't see how the quote is that epic. - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   (TALK)  15:04, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Adding that as an epic quote is almost epic, almost. XD ــмıкε  нaшк  15:08, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Not really Mike. - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]] isery   (TALK)  15:39, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * It wasn't epically stupid or intelligent, but epically misunderstood. Well, at least misunderstood. >.> ــмıкε  нaшк  15:40, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * The way you said it it seemed like you wanted the R/Ws to carry splinter. At least, to me.
 * Besides, why are you complaining, getting on the epic page should be like a dream goal to everyone. :P -- Armond Warblade[[Image:Armond sig image.png]] 15:47, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * You don't really seem to understand epic Mike, "EDIT: In fact, just stop editing on this page. You're retarded.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 22:43, 27 April 2008 (EDT)" /quote - [[image:miserysig1.jpg]]  isery   (TALK)  15:48, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * @armond: touche, but let it be for something that really deserves it.--Reason.decrystallized 15:53, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * like when i was defending my AotL bloodspike necro a year or so ago. i'm sure i said something epic, then.--Reason.decrystallized 15:55, 5 August 2008 (EDT)
 * I was convinced Shadow Form (unmaintainable or not) was teh secks in AB/RA. Sometimes I still think it was (before the nerf) because most players I encountered were too dumb to walk away from someone that is immune to attacks and spells targeting them. I had some pretty good times with some dumb SF build in RA; I remember having my whole team wiped except for me, so I ran around avoiding everyone, then resurrected one ally, and then my whole team was back. We won that game. XD ــмıкε  нaшк  16:05, 5 August 2008 (EDT)

too long
mmm. -- Mafaraxas ( talk ) 14:44, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * "america's finest news source"? So the best news they had that day was about a dipshit attempting to be retarted? [[image:IAmJebus_sig2.jpg|19px]] * Jebus  *   Is    I  <font size=0.5>Enter my contest! 14:55, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * lol wut did eh sya? ــмıкε  нaшк  15:04, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * The Onion is funny. Its kind of a joke news...  16:41, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * it is to newspapers what jon stewart is to tv news. sort of.--Reason.decrystallized 17:39, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Exactly.  20:57, 6 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Uuuh, Jon Stewart's news is all real. He just puts in a more eloquent manner.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 07:35, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

y/n
''We've been getting nerfed. And we've been getting nerfed. And nerfed, and nerfed, and nerfed. I don't even want to use Dervishes in PvP anymore, because the skill that revolves around you being able to cause damage is now a Wind Prayer. Sure, CHILLing Victory, sounds like it's cold right? But it's still a SCYTHE ATTACK. Now, instead of being able to have nearly 16 points into scythe mastery, wherein I can dominate with CV and other good things. Instead I have to use a 10-9-9 build and THEN add the runes, meaning that if Mysticism is the 10 one that the max I could have on Wind Prayers using only runes/headgear is 13. That's 3 points LESS than it's PvE version, w/runes and headgear.

''That isn't all. Now assassins have been nerfed, so that's good. However, assassins have been getting nerfed for a long time, so you would think that, in the previous update, that they could've given them a break, but no.

''Wail of Doom? Now it's a complete piece of crap! Of course this was in a long ago update, but like I said, it's the little nerfs that only seem to take away 5-6 skills that seem least deadly, but turns out that they can be the WORST. Necros, Rits, Sins and Dervishes have been getting nerfed since the beginning of time. This is especially not helpful since nerfing a single skill means that the dervish now has one less than it's usual 60 skills to use.

''ANet is probably too lazy to look at/care about what I'm saying but I hope at least YOU guys get the message. &mdash;The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.70.95.204 (contribs). ''

--71.229 23:44, 7 August 2008 (EDT)
 * wtb attribute quests -- Mafaraxas ( talk ) 00:54, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * among other things ...--Reason.decrystallized 06:55, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * I like that he managed to get to level 20 with a dervish without getting 100 Sunspear points and/or ever talking to the guy in the Sunspear Hall. - [[Image:Panic_sig5.png]] 07:14, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * I like that he puts only nine points in scythe mastery.--Reason.decrystallized 07:25, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Yeah well you gotta hit that 11 Mysticism breakpoint. Very important. Unless he's running a Major, which it sounds like he might do if he runs 16 scythe normally <_< - [[Image:Panic_sig5.png]] 07:29, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * hmm, 10+2 mysticism, 9+1+2 wind, 9+2 scythe--it's the new meta!--Reason.decrystallized 07:47, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * osht. Just realised he's using this dervish in PvP. - [[Image:Panic_sig5.png]] 07:49, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * lol. which would be more epic, though: 9+1 scythe, or 9+2?--Reason.decrystallized 09:26, 8 August 2008 (EDT)
 * 6+2, that way you can't meet the req of most scythes! ــмıкε  нaшк  11:14, 8 August 2008 (EDT)


 * That is when youre not under the effect of weakness :p lilondra 08:45, 9 August 2008 (EDT)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MICHAEL FINNEGAN
HE HAD HAIRS ON HIS CHINNEGAN-- Shadow 00:41, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * A) its whiskers and B) i taught grinch that. Saint 10:25, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * i got that from cheaper by the dozen two. GO STEVE MARTIN! ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 19:08, 12 October 2008 (EDT)
 * faiiiiiiiiiiil. Saint 20:12, 12 October 2008 (EDT)

Horns of the Ox
''If arcane echo was nerfed to have a 3 secound duration it would kill the mesmer class, because most mesmer builds hinge on this build, same thing for if prot monks were nerfed via protective spirit by makeing its effect to allow no more than 50% health loss from one attack. Kraken 15:04, 20 November 2007 (UTC)'' The arcane echo part especially. 15:35, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * HAHAHAHAHA yeh thats epicly epic :D, also.. i miss mizzou :(:(any more the eviscerate executioners strike spike dont work that much but its fairly effective. very weak against any type of anti-melee and shock is a costly interrupt skill.<font color="#009933">Close[[Image:CloseImpactSW.jpg|19px]]Impact<font color="#003300"> Too Muh Bruh  11:36, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * FRENZY FUCKING SUCKS-- ツ <font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva" color ="black">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva" color="black">Assassin  14:25, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * it does, and canceling it is even moar stupid cuz u wouldn't be able to Healsig with it:(<font color="#009933">Close[[Image:CloseImpactSW.jpg|19px]]Impact<font color="#003300"> Too Muh Bruh  15:09, 15 October 2008 (EDT)
 * spamming old memes is funny shit. -- Mafaraxas ( talk ) 15:19, 15 October 2008 (EDT)

Well
From Build talk:Team - New IWAY: ''I'm really not seeing how the pets get resurrected. I mean, I guess you could use Signet of Return, but...that'd be insanely unrealistic considering you'd have to do that for every group. Swap one of the Warrior's Resurrection Signet for Revive Animal. And, ffs, enough with the gimmicks just throw some Monks in. - <font color="#620460">We <font color="#620460">Heart <font color="#620460">Katamari  13:18, 29 October 2008 (EDT)''

I thought it was very sad.-- Shadow 04:07, 30 October 2008 (EDT)

Btw
Some of these aren't rly epic fail, like saying there is no ims or ias, or dw needed, those are just regular fails-- Shadow 04:11, 30 October 2008 (EDT)

Er, changes
Yea, I did it. I changed the order. I just had to put Izzy's epic fail at the top...because it deserves its spot, amirite? (What makes his fail the most fail is that he says "it's fun with shatter delusions", and remember...he's our skill editor.)--Rella 22:14, 9 November 2008 (EST)

This page
Needs some kinda note saying that "Bad" or "Stupid" doesn't always mean it's "Epic". -- ツ <font face="Monotype corsiva">The <font face="Monotype corsiva" color ="black">Gates  <font face="Monotype corsiva" color="black">Assassin  12:44, 11 November 2008 (EST)

Not really epic but still funny
Not epic and undeserving of the stupid quote section, but I just wanted to share it for the lulz. From GWW:ArenaNet:Guild Wars 2 suggestions

Battle System

K what would completly hook me to guild wars 2 is if we had a battle system a bit similar to fable I dont mean remove everything we have now and lose the whole build system I just mean that you know you should be able to duck out of the way of attacks and you shouldnt just be able to click and then you are attacking you should be able to have more realistic fights sure you can still use that feature but I mean what if ur a ranger and you want to snipe someone you cant do that where as for rangers and other guys they could have a third person shooter type interface where they could climb a mountain and start sniping. Also what about a hunger system I mean ur character can run nonstop without ever tiring what if ur character required you know some sort of energy to keep up his battle strength. like a warrior could just run up and kill a monster and eat him where as a necromancer could go longer by the use of death magic of course to much could like turn you into an undead in which you might need a monk to come fix you or another necro lol

68.104.247.142 09:11, 8 August 2008 (UTC) --<font color="Blue">TheHunger <font color="ForestGreen">talk  <font color="ForestGreen">''My contributions  23:17, 25 November 2008 (EST)
 * MY EYES HURT, wtb punctuation, capitals and everything else that makes reading from a computer screen bearable. Drag  nmn   talk cont  02:32, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * You could always press the power button on your computer for more than 3 seconds.<font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Pika <font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Fan [[image:lightningbolt_sig.jpg|19x19px]] 02:34, 26 November 2008 (EST)

rend preparation
cREAtive i must say, but ye, u need like a perma Spell Breaker on the ranger or his Ebond Will get rended and prob Apply Poison will be aswell :/Massive 10:26, 26 November 2008 (EST)  this was on frosty's talk page. epic y/n?-- reason '''.  decrystallized '  I frenzy-healsig. '' 17:49, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * Not particularly.  17:56, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * :(-- reason ' . ' decrystallized   I frenzy-healsig.  18:22, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * Depends on how much gw expirience that person has behind him. --Anonimous. 18:23, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * ^Could at that probably-- Shadow [[Image:Relyk Sig.gif]] 18:44, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * I think he just got messed up with his words, I doubt he actually ment you would loose a prep to rend. --<font color="Black">F rosty 18:45, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * Most of the quotes listed are messed up like that, some aren't even epic-- Shadow [[Image:Relyk Sig.gif]] 18:54, 26 November 2008 (EST)
 * "shield of regen wud own at healing guild lord" Discuss.<font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Pika <font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Fan [[image:lightningbolt_sig.jpg|19x19px]] 21:12, 25 December 2008 (EST)
 * You're a fucking moron. Let's discuss that you fucking moron. SoR DOES own at healing the lord because he gets +40 quadrillion armor. In fact, SoR was the meta flagger for a long period of time because of its effectiveness only being replaced when SoR got a huge hit to recharge. You fucking moron. Don't ever post another thing on this page's associated user space.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 01:00, 14 January 2009 (EST)
 * Yeah, it used to be really good, now it's just bad because it was "replaced when SoR got a huge hit to recharge" which is what you kindly said so yourself. It's like running boonprot in gvg now and saying people who criticize its efficiency bad. At least provide a counter-argument that doesn't shoot yourself in the foot.<font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Pika <font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">Fan  02:32, 18 January 2009 (EST)
 * So let me get this straight: you think the only reason boonprots aren't run anymore is because of the nerf to Divine Boon's recharge? This confirms all my suspicions about your intelligence. Spend more time in your middle school's special education program to become a better functioning member of society and then we'll take, ok?  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 22:00, 19 January 2009 (EST)

pianc
Not really. I drive it through the back woods of Alabama with the windows rolled down and 6 CDs of diva disco in the player. I ask everyone in sight where the closest gay bar is and then ask where I can buy porn of black men gangbanging white guys. - 10:58, 6 January 2009 (EST)

Discuss. 20:31, 13 January 2009 (EST)
 * So very very not epic. - [[Image:Panic_sig5.png]] 05:28, 14 January 2009 (EST)
 * You just... don't get it. - Misery  Is  Friendly  [[image:Misery Dog obaby.gif|19px]] 05:33, 14 January 2009 (EST)
 * lol that quote is EPIC WIN I love you so much more Dr. Pianc. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 22:10, 19 January 2009 (EST)

From Build talk:R/E Prepared Spiker
''If you're going to bring Conjure Flame, slide in Kindle Arrows. It has a higher damage value and will automatically turn you arrows to fire damage, allowing for a different bowstring too lenghten conditions take advantage of vampiric/zealous bowstrings. If energy is of concern, Debilitating Shot is a non-elite that can work almost as well as Prepared Shot, allowing for a better elite, such as Expert's Dexterity for an IAS and +2 Marksmanship. Combine that with good spikes like Sloth Hunter's Shot or Marauder's Shot. PBS/ZS are also high damaging bow attacks, at the expence of a short range. --Knux 21:33, 17 January 2009 (EST)''

--<font color=#585858>Relyk <font color=#66CCFF>_||_ <font color=#333300> I hammers u! 02:21, 18 January 2009 (EST)
 * I counted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 epic quotes--<font color=#585858>Relyk <font color=#66CCFF>_||_ <font color=#333300> I hammers u! 02:22, 18 January 2009 (EST)
 * marauders shot fuckin ownzzzzzzz ^_^ 10:54, 18 January 2009 (EST)

c/d
"But patient spirit sucks balls. Alpha fireborn 22:56, 11 February 2009 (EST)" --<font color="Purple">Ojamo  <font color="Green">(>.<( O=(- -Q)  17:58, 12 February 2009 (EST)
 * So this found its way here, about time :D -- -Ch ao s-   06:39, 13 February 2009 (EST)
 * d, generic badness. - [[Image:Miserysig.PNG|117px]] (talk)  06:41, 13 February 2009 (EST)
 * It would be epic if it was a 200 word essay about how bad PS is. Saying it sucks is just bad, not epic.  Ricky [[Image:Ricksawsmface.PNG]] vantof  07:52, 13 February 2009 (EST)
 * Any more the WoH PS monk don't work that much but it's fairly effective. Very weak against lingering curse and guardian is a costly anti-melee. - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 07:59, 13 February 2009 (EST)

mmm
''Guild Wars is not a sport, the best defense, is a fucking defensive player. --<font color="Black">F rosty 11:19, 23 December 2008 (EST)''

--Relyk 04:50, 14 February 2009 (EST)
 * d -- Mafaraxas ( talk ) 15:12, 14 February 2009 (EST)
 * Relyk, I think you should stop posting on this page. --71.229 16:38, 14 February 2009 (EST)

from my latin teacher.
When talking to a student about a vocab test, she said, "Just be glad I'm not making you give it to me orally." Not from wikis, obviously, but I thought I would leave it here on the talk page. =] <font color="#AA0088">Invincible  <font color="#AA0088">Rogue  20:09, 18 February 2009 (EST)

Auron's Reason for removing Chaos's Vote on Archive:R/any Magebane Turret
Removed:

''"You don't need two magebanes" is kind of like saying "You don't need two penises." Of course you don't need two, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. -Panic

Reason: since you only have 4 slots in the party, sacrificing two of them on penises makes it quite a bit less awesome Removed by: Auron  Life  02:13, 19 February 2009 (EST)
 * Penisway.. Nowait. Panic's quote is already in there, Auron misunderstood my point there. -- &mdash;The preceding trolling attempt was made by Chaos (talk) . 06:25, 19 February 2009 (EST)

tease
elite cry with conditonal energy management is shittriffick, even on heroes--<font color=#C68E17>Golden <font color=#C68E17>Star 22:05, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
 * Friggin epic, even if it is old. Build talk:Me/Rt Splinterrupter  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 06:56, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
 * I bet you thought Tease was bad back then :/ (since most people did) [[Image:Frostysig9000.jpg|19px]]<font color="Blue">Frosty <font color="Blue"> the <font color="Blue">Admin 07:51, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
 * For PvP, yes, it was misunderstood. Considering H&H vanquishing, that build has no place unless you are speccing against specific bosses. Since it is too niche for PvE, it should be part of a team build as opposed to a standalone build. [[image:lightningbolt_sig.jpg|19x19px]]<font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">uɐɟ <font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">ɐʞıd 12:17, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
 * It's fairly niche in PvP, too. Tease heroes are really only popular in HA because of the cramped positioning. - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 12:20, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Considering that HA is second to GvG in terms of how "high-end" a mode of PvP is, it's actually much less niche compared to tease heroes in PvE. [[image:lightningbolt_sig.jpg|19x19px]]<font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">uɐɟ <font color="#FDD017" face="blackadder itc">ɐʞıd 12:21, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Is pro. When properly used it can kill an enemy within minutes. -- -Ch  ao  s-   19:42, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

c/d?
mind wrack is pretty bad even after update--Relyk talk 06:01, May 23, 2010 (UTC) --Brandnew 10:50, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * C! -- Steamy .. x 11:08, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Talk:Precision_Shot
What's The difference between this skill and Called Shot? They are both unblockable. One adds a little damage and the other moves 3 times faster. So why is this skill much harder to use? --The preceding unsigned comment was added by 109.64.97.103 (talk). well?-- Oskar 12:10, June 22, 2010 (UTC)