Template talk:User:Sneakysmith12/Joke of the Day

Suggestions

 * Use the general guide line of "Keep it clean, and keep it funny."
 * All jokes that:
 * use crude language
 * suggest racism
 * or vulgar in content will be removed.

Special thanks to Enroth
Obviously I got more then a few ideas from you :D. Then again this is why your on my cool people list :D--Sneakysmith12 06:12, 6 July 2007 (CEST)

More Oxymorons :)
*Defiant Elements*  +talk  05:16, 18 August 2007 (CEST)
 * Military Intelligence
 * Congressional Oversight/Leadership
 * Free Speech Zone
 * Corporate Ethics
 * Honest Politician/Lawyer
 * Too Much Chocolate :P  Marin  Blood  bane  23:12, 11 October 2007 (CEST)


 * How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool, What do you do if a blonde throws a grendade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back, Why do blondes drive BMW's, because they can spell it. Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch as much as they can that goes over their heads. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street and see a 10$ bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde, theres no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde. I'll stop there xD.--[[image:Victoryisyours_Sig_Image.jpg‎|19px]]Victoryisyours (talk /pvxcontribs ) 23:19, 11 October 2007 (CEST)

mine!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can empty the baby truck with a fork. --mangleD (T/C ) 18:06, 5 November 2007 (CET)
 * How do you get a baby into a jar? With a blender. How do you get it out of the jar? With Nachos. - Rawrawr  18:09, 5 November 2007 (CET)
 * holy crumb, this one is awesome! --[[Image:MangleD_sig.jpg|19px]]mangleD (T/C ) 01:58, 8 November 2007 (CET)


 * You get a baby out of a blender with tostito's, get it right rawrawr.--[[image:Victoryisyours_Sig_Image.jpg‎|19px]]Victory is yours 02:03, 8 November 2007 (CET)

Truly Tasteless Jokes and a classic
If only we could have dead baby and Helen Keller jokes. I have plenty of them. Anyway, here's one:

A blonde walks into a bar and says "Ow!" -- Guild of  Deals  17:13, 9 December 2007 (CET)


 * And why was that fun? [[image:User_Godliest_Icon_ritualist.jpg|19px]] GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_-  18:18, 9 December 2007 (CET)

How about "Whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans." get it? - Lisark 19:30, 28 December 2007 (EST)

"what green and red and moving 80 mph? A frog in a blender!" - Lisark 19:31, 28 December 2007 (EST)

Not meant to suggest racism
What's the difference between Pastis and a tsunami? None, for both it's one volume of yellow and five wolumes of water. —Fabes ''' 10:03, 27 February 2008 (EST)