User:Gah My Name Cant Fi/Design a Worse Build Contest

The goal: Design the worst build possible, having to be worse than the one below. You'd think it was simple, but I'm pretty good at trash builds. Just ask anyone who's looked at the ones I thought were decent.

Rules: You can use up to 5 professions, but only 200 attribute points. You may use the primary attribute from up to 2 of the professions, may use runes for any one of the professions, must use at least one elite and can use at most 3. Your build must be evidently bad; if there's synergy, you'll probably lose. Rather than just trying to make it un-synergistic, try to make it anti synergistic for the best (worst?) possible results. Assume your build has caster base energy, regeneration, and armor when using 3+ professions.

Determining the winner: Perhaps a rating system somewhat like the current one, but with 5 being bad (suitable for this contest) and 0 being adequate (suitable for real play)? I'm still in the process of trying to decide what to do, feel free to comment on the talk page. The date of the contest's end will be 2 weeks from its creation on October 13, 2008 at ~ 16:00 Eastern (-5 GMT).

The "Benchmark" Build
This is the build you'll try to "beat", in the sense that this is a benchmark of at least how bad your build should be:

[build prof=any/any Crit=8 Heal=12+1+3 Sword=5 Fire=9 divin=2+3 Prot=0+3 Smit=0+3 Tactics=0][Echo][Mending][Frenzy][Healing Signet][Hamstring][Fire Storm][Way of the Master][Unyielding Aura][/build]

 Professions are: Warrior, Monk, Assassin, Mesmer and Elementalist. 

Equipment

 * Lowest AL possible to show how leet you are; all superior runes with no added health runes or insignias, to give Mending the maximum effect.
 * Starter sword so you don't kill your target before the spike; a wand set; both sets need a -50hp cesta.

Usage
Use Echo, then Mending on yourself, followed by the Echo'd Mending. Before going into battle, use(and maintain) Frenzy. Use Hamstring and then Fire Storm on your target. Switch to your wand so you can attack as your target runs in fear, activate WotM, and call your team over to wandspike. Use Healing Signet as a general heal when Mending just won't cut it. Use Unyielding Aura to rez, but if you run out of energy, stop maintaining them. This build has been known to make teammates quit out of awe of its leetness. Ignore them, and if you get bothered, just turn off the chat windows and continue. 'If you or a loved one has an allergic reaction to Mending, Echo-Mending, Hamstorming, Unyielding Aura, Wandspiking, Frenzy, or Frenzy-Healsig, or exhibits symptoms of ragequitting, drowsiness, coma, death, epic failure, or other severe symptoms, discontinue use of this build. Do not taunt users of this build; you will die horribly.' 

Counters

 * Conditions
 * Hexes
 * Enchantment Removal
 * Failure to maintain Mending
 * Damage

Variants
Bah, who needs em? This build is as good as they get.

Your Builds (PLEASE list usage, counters, variants, and notes)
User:Frvwfr2/Bad Build  16:52, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

User:Victoryisyours/Bad Build Victoryisyours  (talk /pvxcontribs ) 17:15, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

User:Zyke/Fail Build Zyke 18:23, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

User:Saint/Bad_Build Saint 18:34, 13 October 2008 (EDT) User:SuperJ/FailBuild SuperJ 02:44, 9 December 2008 (EST)

As of now, I'm putting up categories: PvP and PvE. Please sort your build into the appropriate category.

PvP Builds

 * KICKASS BABY! Also first to organize . ☆Imbagon♥McSteve☆(LVPoW)Cuz Steve said so... ツ 19:53, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Daze pwnage. ــмıкε  нaшк  20:51, 13 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Awesomest build ever-- Shadow [[Image:Relyk Sig.gif]] 20:49, 16 October 2008 (EDT)
 * Famine + Blind + Marksman's Wager is fun.  Ŀ¥ЅЅΔΝ ● 55!  21:20, 16 October 2008 (EDT)

PvE Builds
User:Karate Jesus/Fail Build Yay! First for PvE! --Karate Jesus 17:35, 13 October 2008 (EDT)

See Also (other contests, post any you've seen, and indicate if they're finished)
User:Gah My Name Cant Fi/Echo Skillz Contest