User talk:Guild of Deals/Guild

As you're walking along on your usual CoF run you're about to reach level 2 when all of the sudden you here a whisper as you use Light of Deldrimor you here a whisper in the background. Fie...Fiee... You shrug, pick up your loot and walk away. Five minutes later you're in level two near the lava. You use LoD again, you here another whisper in the backhground. Fire... Fire't. Now you get suspicious and worried. You tel the smiter to cast some enchants on you and stay near. He calls you a noob and loggs out. The party gets mad at you and they all log out. You'r alone, suddenly the room shakes and you can't see a thing, luckhily you're a nuker. You use Searing Flames on the fallen ceiling. Still, it's hard to see, you think, "Wait, i have a light." You use Light of Deldrimor and you hear the words, "Fire Tow, Fire Towww" you don;t understand but now lookh around. Now you see you're no longer in CoF, but in a room with pictures of red hair, a bunch of rejected fire magic builds. What? What's this you wonder. Suddenly the lights turn on and it lookhs likhe the room from The Matrix where Neo met The Architect. A young elementalist (accordidng to his face) walks in out of no-where, he is very tall, has died red dwarven armor, red hair, Rago's Flame Staff, customized, he lookhs like a man who has a ton of titles, and most of them maxed and the rest almost maxed, he also looks like a person who would leave EoTn and Ursan blessing to another charracter, he looks like a man who has completed all of the campaigns and has ten level 20's one proffesion each and you are amazed at his presence, you try to look at his face again but then he uses Burning Speed and his head appears to be covered in fire. He says to you, "Fire Tock rules." Then the game turns dark with loud dramatic music slowly increasing in the backgroud and finaly leading up to the game saying YOU GOT OWNED MOTHER --!!!!! The next time you try to log in it says, "Those who have met Fire Tock now know the secrets of the game, logging in can have disaterous results and Fire Tock owns your account."