User:Malokai92/Epically Awesome Quotes


 * ''Welcome to the PvXwiki!
 * ''To learn the code can be tricky!
 * ''But we we know that once you get the hanggggg
 * ''You'll fall in love
 * ''And never want to changggge!
 * ''To guru or to guildshack
 * ''Cause all of them there are comin baaaack
 * ''To the true home of buillllldddds
 * The PvXWikiiiiiiiiiiii!

Welcome! &mdash; '''Krowman

AoD is great at confusing enemy warriors that chase you then you suddenly teleport away leaving the warrior stranded, lonely, and distraught, causing severe pyschological impacts on their mind, tearing away their disillusionment of a presence long gone. Yes it's useless. P WNAGEMUFFIN   crabs  00:44, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

That wasn't sarcasm. It's fucking epic to show up and Crow's all like "UGH! Help me, Panic! They curb stomped me!" and I'm all like, "Rezzzzzzzzzz CHANT!" and he pops back up and then we're like "HI-YA! POW! PEWPEWPEW!" and then everyone's dead and we go /highfive. - 05:00, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

Because this wiki is absolutely terrible site with fail community that doesnt understand the aweasome originallity and out of the box ideas but only know to play trash and fail cookie cutter builds and to be big asshoels /sarcasm, author's request. --Smile ツ

Reasoning"Lacks focus, tries to half euro, you either go none or full, there is no middle groynd /fail"

I thought that was pretty gay so i reverted. - Jax010 //healingp=0 01:31, 9 October 2008 (EDT)

Just because we have a vetted build around an idea doesn't mean you should copy paste it, add a different weapon, and think "HUZZAH! Instant greatness!" GoD

"This is as manly as a Canadian lumberjack who hasn't shaved or bathed in 5 days, wrestling a rabid grizzly bear; and in the midst of the fight, the jumberjack just up and bites the bear in the freaking face. Then after the lumberjack has defeated the bear, gets up, climbs a tree, and kills a whole family of bald eagles. Then as he makes a campfire ON TOP of the tree to cook the eagles and eggs, using his own hands as frying pans. He then roars into the wind, "I am Killingsworth, the mighty slayer of everything! Hear my mighty cry and tremble, grovel below me, unclean filth!" Ikimono

It isnt here because its been posted and deleted a fk load of times-- Shadow 17:32, 10 November 2008 (EST)


 * Which is why PvX is stupid. This builds works quite well. --[[Image:Dervsig.png|15px]] An gel us  17:35, 10 November 2008 (EST)


 * ur stupid  ɟoʇuɐʌ ʎʞɔıɹ [[Image:Panic_srsbsns.gif|37px]] 17:45, 10 November 2008 (EST)

stop editin my fuckin page faggot if u want ur faggot guild ther then i make u a faggot lololol go back 2 fucking gww and take ur shit builds with u Sword of Justice 15:55, 17 November 2008 (EST)

and so it is clear... i didnt observe and paste just for the info of someone who will come complaining on copyright XD Lustblood 13:52, 12 November 2008 (EST)

Why would you leave little billy all alone int he corner without Regen eh? He'll be like, "HEEEELP MEEEE!" and you'll be like, "No way!" and he'll be like, "But..but... and you'll be like, "Quit you're complaining you're a Necro" And he'll be like, "But you're the regenerator and you'll be like, Oh yeah, i forgot and he'll be like, Well do something and you'll be like all pachuu pachuu! and dash and fshing! and The Power is Yours!" and "We will return! and all regenerationatyinhg. and junk.--‎W n  T c  Rules! 20:33, 19 November 2008 (EST)

If grenth grasped your dick would that make it have icy veins? -- Jebus  contests  20:46, 18 November 2008 (EST)

i think my eyes just vomited Whip  lash  513  20:27, 26 November 2008 (EST)

One's rather not supposed to contact voters on their talk page about votes. The build's talk page is the place for this discussion. --Edru viransu//QQ about me 03:09, 5 August 2007 (CEST)

lol rickroll :D - Jebus


 * b& - Tcyn


 * I CANT WAIT FOR 20 SECONDS WAH - Jebus

I watched in amazement as the tall man picked up the midget by the waist and shoved his arm up her anus. She screamed in pleasure as the orgasm erupted out of her and squirted an unearthly amount of vaginal fluid onto the eye of a nearby circus elephant. 14:11, 3 January 2009 (EST)

8============================================D e-Peeeeeeeeennnnnnn-- ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ  03:36, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Great, another fucking retard on PvX. Life 21:20, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Cupcakes and muffins are not pastries. >.> I'm pedantic.-- $ɧor₮  talk  16:49, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

lol dont ask us to try out shit build. ^^ --Anonimous. D: 23:02, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

This is stupid. Mason717 10:18, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

You are comparing a Guild wars build with your baby?82.72.100.252 13:01, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Being nice to you is like trying to pull out of my sister. I know I should but i really, really, really, really don't want to -TahiriVeila

Cuz you're sofa king right, and the master of the universe, and God! /endsarcasm --BlazingBurdy 22:36, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
 * Actually, I'm just the leader of the Cool Kids. But I am right, regardless. ··· Danny Hates Snow 22:38, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Shut your mouth and listen to what I have to say, I'm going to take you back to that one specific day. I was laying in bed alone while listening to you and him talk on the phone. You said, "Well if they have the money I don't see why not, She'll be ready by 9 o'clock" You came in and said it's time to get up, Shower well and I'll make you pretty with make up. In a pretty white dress and hair done to match, You told me I'm a breath taking catch. I sat on the couch waiting with you, But what was in store for me I had no clue. They came in, three men. I will never forget the sight of them. They tossed you a wad of money, while grabbing my hand and saying come with me honey. I didn't want to go but you made me, You let them rape me for money!! I cried and tried to run away, But you helped them push me on the bed and screamed STAY! You said to be a good little girl or I'll make you sad, So I shut my mouth and let them do the things that were bad. I was only 7 years old and already my innocents was lost, You needed the money but at what cost? Every day those men came over and brought more, Each time you just watched at the door. I ran away at the age of eight, Why was I put into this fate? I was ashamed of what was done, So of course I could tell no one. The day you found me you said things changed, That I won't have to do those things. Well mom it was that way for a month then you started again, through the door each day came the men and their friends. Well I'm ten now and things got to come to an end, You see I became a "woman" at the age of 9 with my monthly "friend". Tonight while you're asleep I'm packing my bag to quietly leave, But I want you to know that while the men were doing their "deed", One of them impregnated me with their seed. --Shazam 23:36, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

I appreciate your concern of my masculinity being in shape, and I understand the reasoning behind this. After contemplating a long time I concluded that my masculinity is in perfect shape, and that the sudden shrinking in size was merely caused by the blood flowing out of my penis due to what I have witnessed the past days. I ensure you that your mother will soon enough be humping my 22 inch monstrosity. I'm afraid you yourself won't, for, despite making some contributions of complimentary worth, you quickly reduced to your characteristic state of stupidity and a massively impressive tic-tac which at its best makes me tickle and cry in frustration.

On a friendlier note, I apologize for the passively aggressive wall of text above, but I believe you deserved it. I will prolong my use of this form of Anglais for a while longer, and I'm afraid you only have to tolerate it.

The events that lately have been happening on this site are, frankly, none of your business. The fact is that I couldn't care less about the outcome, as long as no soul gets banned for extensive periods of time, and the arguing concludes. Hating someone is fully accepted, but I ensure you openly flaming a single target is, as a matter of fact, very distasteful. My personal aim is only to prove to myself that convincing someone of the opposite opinion into being objective is possible, and perhaps there along enjoy the sport of toying with human emotions.

I apologize again, not only for the tone I speak in, but this rather lengthy letter (for I need to practice my lingual proficiencies in Anglais), and wish you everything well.

Yours sincerely,

-- -Chaos- (talk) -- 00:23, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Bluetapeboy‎ (diff; hist). . (-338) . . Phenaxkian (Talk | contribs) (this isn't a diary/journal, we don't want to know that you couldn't stop shitting over the weekend.)

This build is particulary deadly against foe bosses. Probably one can say this is a boss killer build. - Edited by Mistrel Crystal Air

Please don't mess with my builds and I wont mess with yours... - Don123

well my original joke was about someone who annoys me ;o then went to all about adam sandler. idk. kinda stretched to the tangent of my joke... ah well. -Akio

whats a fallacy, sounds familiar, but i beleive it was replaced by gw info. - Akio again

He has a very good point. If the additional time needed to micro that skill takes approximately 1 second on average, and the average raptor run takes 1 minute, and you raptor farm for 15 hours a day, over a period of 20 years that's about 76 days of your life gone. If smoking 1 cigarette reduces your life span by 5 minutes, that's equivalent to smoking 109500 cigarettes. I conclude that by mainbaring Finish Him, you give people cancer. 128.135.88.213 02:14, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

"Very few users on this site are any good at GvG, so frankly, listening to them is a waste of time. The most they do is bandwagon on their friend's votes, none of them having ever actually played the build at any competitive level, and the build gets either "great"ed or "well"ed based on the ring leader's original vote." -Auron

Possibly the least retarded of your comments yet, keep on the good work. --Brandnew 14:56, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not being stubborn, I am just not going to tolerate your shittery, especially about an AB team. I've AB'd more than you, I am clearly better at AB than you. I am better at arguing than you. --Vincent Evan [Air Henchman]

I'm fairly sure you can't pin it on someone else if it's being done through your router >.>. I mean, what if i drove past and managed to connect on the wireless and download a fuckton and then drove off. You'd never get me >.>  ~ PheNaxKian talk  21:14, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Huh...guys, wat about´the build?... --85.247.139.212

I find it funny how Alex spelled panel wrong and the random guy followed his misspelling :D.Anvil God 22:12, 12 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't know about Alex, but pretty sure I mean pane instead of panel. Tool 311 22:37, 12 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Just realized pane is a word. What the hell.Anvil God 22:40, 12 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Words are such a pain. Tool 311 22:42, 12 April 2011 (UTC)

What have I missed? --Lemming 04:10, 16 April 2011 (UTC)
 * nothing important--TahiriVeila 04:17, 16 April 2011 (UTC)

(diff | hist). . m PvXwiki:Skill databases/skillname db‎; 22:12. . (-3) . . Toraen (Talk | contribs) (yep imma good programmer)

You are supposed to provide good argumentation with your vote, in this form it could have been typed by a monkey.Vorpal  01:56, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

(diff | hist). . m PvXwiki talk:Community Portal‎; 00:30. . (+260) . . Phenaxkian (Talk | contribs) (→Optional template: It's cool if i want to brutally murder him [Anvil God], right?)

idk, i've played since 2006 off and on. idt i even knew what an elite was, let alone used one until like.. 2009 prolly. i blame that on ONLY doing prophecies pve the first 2 years... god i hated prophecies after i got my laptop and could play all the time... regardless. idc if these builds are troll or not. but every build has an elite to help it in some way shape or form moreso than a similar normal skill. unless your in pre-searing.... then your fucked. now.. back to not editing anything on the wiki for a month or so again. night..  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    10:13, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

(diff | hist). . m Build:W/any Devastating Hammer Warrior‎; 17:29. . (+8) . . Aonsephonie (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 1156788 by 174.60.123.74 (talk) I swear, I have spider senses concerning this page.)

fuck you faggot dont edit what i edit i will fuck your life up


 * nou--Jai. - 02:39, July 23 2011 (UTC)

Don't we all? I'm still in denial that a ST Rit is actually better. <font color="Black">Vorpal  02:06, 25 July 2011 (UTC)

Yer a wizard Danny.--TahiriVeila 12:31, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50313_114375818594121_3521833_n.jpg Danny 17:35, 9 August 2011 (UTC)

There comes a point in one's life where you have to take a stand and say "I can". You've spent your whole life behind the frontline, letting other defend you while you cast your pitiful spells in cowardice. You look to your left and see the Assassin spinning and twirling in multi-directional slice and dicing that cuts enemies to ribbons. Meanwhile, you're waiting 10 seconds for some overpowered nuke to recharge while your team wallows defense from enemies. You think to yourself, "Is this really that fun and exciting? Could I be something different be so bad?" You're tired of spamming the Assassin's Promise, knowing your heroes don't share that same promise and attack everything else. You want to see enemies explode from a well placed Splinter Weapon. You want to hit with a Strength of Honor you didn't know you had. Your god did not see you fit to use the weapon of stealth and devastating potential, but who's to say you can't follow a second path and embrace Grenth's cool killing intent to quickly decapitate your foes. Gone is using Fire Magic against foes who only feel it's warmth. Gone is using Ray of Judgment against foes who laugh at Balthazar's whims. All that's left is daggers. Welcome to casters with daggers. --Relyk

disrupting chop-- Relyk 03:31, 18 September 2011 (UTC)
 * No way Relyk, you need Furious to build adrenaline! <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 17:56, 18 September 2011 (UTC)

whaddup /pvx/, did anything important happen in my absence? -Brandnew
 * has anything important ever happened here? -Danny

I'm fuck as hi -- DANDY ^_^ -- 19:37, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

What the fuck PvX? Like, almost seriously too? <Smart>. Fuck, this command isn't working in preview. Phen help plz. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 10:21, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
 * we no longer support the smart tag, we decided it'd be too much effort <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  15:02, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

My name is not short, my name is Enormous!  Geist tha burdill  Enormous 20:23, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

It's well past Power Creep at this point and more like Power Leaps. --  Toraen   talk  08:39, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

I would burn it to the ground. ALL MY HATE rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 20:35, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

I was just kidding with that. You can't put wings on upside down. A plane only has 1 wing, which is rolled under the fuse and bolted in place with high shear shoulder bolts. If the wings were separate, they wouldn't have near the shear strength at the attach points. I suppose, in theory, you could bolt them on backwards but not upside down. Besides, if they were on upside down, all the fuel would run out ;).--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 20:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

Of course, you don't even play guild wars... Your computer does. ~  Ӎiñon  06:20, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I can't tell if that's supposed to be an insult to rask or a profound insight.-- Relyk 17:51, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

fuck yeah no school today. Fuck you and your wise seer powers -- Relyk

Fuck you, I'm going to bed. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 14:15, 18 January 2012 (UTC)

lau.. i'm single now so, you don't have to hide anything <3 jk. but not about the single part. /cough/  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    12:13, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
 * wat - <font color="CornflowerBlue">Athrun <font color="CornflowerBlue">Feya [[Image:Athrun snow sig.gif]] 12:32, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
 * shh lau... words need not be spoken..  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 08:09, 20 January 2012 (UTC)

I could be a poro if I wanted to. I'm just too busy being a delicious sex machine <: Danny 09:25, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

I can tie my own bow tie, as well as 4 different traditional knots. Point. and. MATCH. Danny 03:09, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

allowing derpish to codex with elitists is like offering heroin to an orphan child. Fine but in bad taste! 173.254.192.36 01:50, 12 February 2012 (UTC)Qvvak


 * Akio: bah. im cool with everyone except for minion and excluded
 * Relyk: minion and excluded?
 * Akio: are they the same person?


 * Rask: my cat found me
 * Rask: he was a local stray
 * Rask: he's a total asshole
 * Rask: we get along great

Akio: shit, forgot my passport. i'm stuck in kama[don] cuz of 9/11

"You are an autistic nigger."

"Your argument is an autistic nigger."

See, you immediately come off kinder! -- DANDY ^_^ -- 19:27, 7 March 2012 (UTC)

Dear sir, this is a meta GvG-, and to some extent meta HA-build, that has been ran like this since when your grandmother was still nursing your mother. Why? Because breast-feeding is again and again proven to be the best way to nourish a child or win a game. It's tagged for RA and other shit simply because if you somehow, somewhy, somewhen get a balanced setup with a Monk that can cast WoH, Patient and Draw without running out of energy, it's actually an excellent way of nourishing your child. Oh, and hoping all this talk of tits and small babies hasn't clouded your judgment in a haze of sexual arousal, there's also a certain method of winning involving chaining Hammer Bash and Crushing Blow when the baby least so expects it. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 12:40, 14 March 2012 (UTC)

Why did we get rid of the D/A variant? It's perfectly usable and is far more efficient than the A/D. Innoruuk 21:29, 15 January 2012 (UTC)
 * We tried them, and it takes too much preparation  Shadow  06:06, 16 January 2012 (UTC)
 * More specifically, we tried them, but half of us were sins, and sins raged that they couldn't EE anyone nearby them [[image:Chieftain Alex Sig.jpg|19px|link=User:Chieftain Alex]] <font face="Calibri" color="Black" size="2.5">Chieftain  <font face="Calibri" color=CC6633 size="2.5"> Alex  10:14, 16 January 2012 (UTC)

Bump. I don't recommend ignoring me. A new misery 13:33, 4 April 2012 (UTC)

Sounds pretty homo. <font face="Cuckoo" color=Fuchsia >P <font face="Comic Sans MS" color=Aqua >e <font face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime >W  :> 13:44, 17 April 2012 (UTC)
 * Not as homo as me crossdressing and kissing a mannequin doll in the attic. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 13:57, 17 April 2012 (UTC)

(Block log); 07:37. . Auron (Talk | contribs)‎ blocked They (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) (Disruption: needs a break, taking internet too seriously)

nah nah nah nah doo doo stick your head poo poo. <font color=black face="Lucida Blackletter">Smity Smitington <font color=black face="Lucida Blackletter">!!  on 21:29, May 9 2012 (UTC)


 * Akio: idk what i'm taking next semester
 * Relyk: my college is in quarter classes
 * Akio: idk what that is
 * Relyk: half a semester[...]
 * Relyk: /sigh
 * Akio: sounds legit

Scythes hit three targets max, and only those that are packed like Mexicans in the back of a truck. -- Jai.

Banning that complete randomer with expiry of infinite for pointing out the existance of jai's ra skills was a bit OP. <font face="Constantia" color=#D2691E>Cɥıǝɟʇɐıu Alǝx  18:00, 23 May 2012 (UTC)
 * Also suspected sock. The email they sent didn't encourage me to reconsider, as it was nothing but insults. Surely would be a great user to have around. -- Toraen   confer  18:52, 23 May 2012 (UTC)

So, Rask can go crazy whenever he wants and I cant? <font color="DarkGoldenRod" size="2px">Silen†  11:11, 26 May 2012 (UTC)


 * Minion: can't wait to see what Vekk looks like using Whirlwind Attack
 * Minion: He might even fly