User:Malokai92/How to succeed


 * No one understands satire, now stfu Pianc and stop ruining my attempts to appeal to all the butthurt people who have been oppressed for being bad.
 * Not making fun of Piancake.
 * Avoid arguing with someone more than three times.
 * Not sucking off Rawr, Tab, Brandnew, Goldenstar, etc.
 * Not talking about your guild.
 * Not posting obs builds, either Frosty posted it already or its buildwars.
 * Making a meme (Reserved for Tab)
 * Sounding cool by using correct lingo, which means talk like a retard.
 * Not sucking off Rawr, Tab, Brandnew, Goldenstar, etc.
 * Avoid the PvX Forum, that shit will kill you.
 * Make extremely sarcastic and condescending comments on every build (Ask Rawr for his expertise)
 * Calling someone autistic.
 * Make the new meta builds:
 * If it's an Assassin hex skill, copypasta from Hidden Caltrops or Mark of Insecurity Assassin.
 * If it's a Warrior axe or stance skill, copypasta from Warrior's Endurance Axe.
 * If it's a Mesmer skill, copypasta from a Domination bar with a new Elite.
 * Try copypasta a replacing one Elite with another.
 * Not sucking off Rawr, Tab, Brandnew, Goldenstar, etc.
 * GvG or HA, otherwise you're a scrub whose opinion will be blindly ignored and raped in the ass by Rawr, Tab, Brandnew, Goldenstar, etc.
 * Not talking to Misery.
 * D:
 * Contract autism.
 * Make a joke only a few people on the wiki will understand.
 * Such as "How to succeed" pages.
 * everyone by trolling rc.
 * Do not miss-spell Dr. J. Pianc.
 * Not trying too hard to have an intelligent conversation (They're hard to come by)
 * Not misspelling misspell.
 * Rally-kupo!