User:Skakid9090/guide to looking smart

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 * 1) Be a dickhead. You don't know shit, so being a nice guy won't make people believe you any more.
 * 2) Start each suggestion/criticism with an insult, to make it look like you're speaking down on them.
 * 3) Never directly answer questions about your experience, and when people say good things about you don't deny them.
 * 4) Use observer mode, chances are you can shittalk any build not on obs and you'll look intelligent.
 * 5) Be a backup backup player for a smurf and claim you were core for the main guild.
 * 6) If you're ever wrong (which will happen... a lot) bring up irrelevant points to make yourself seem like the winner of the discussion.
 * 7) Sarcastically say you're bad - and do it often. People will start believing you're good if you do that in addition to the other rules.
 * 8) Constantly mention top players, be it that they use skill bars your talking about, share your opinion, or have been in the same party as you for more than 5 seconds.
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