User:Karate Jesus/Epic Quotes

Epic Quotes of Epicness

Captain Bulldozer

 * or even as the designer was lying in bed trying to sleep and unable to because a build idea was occupying the mind.

Misery

 * I'm Misery, I'm still a student, struggle to make rent each month and I am on the verge of flunking most of my classes. I often cook for myself out of cans or eat cheap Chinese takeaways. I'm 23 and still a virgin, probably due to my highly abrasive personality. I haven't even talked to a girl properly since I was 12. I pleasure myself almost nightly and have a socially crippling porn addiction. I contemplate suicide weekly, but don't have the guts to actually go through with it and detest the site of blood. Due to my total failure in life both professionally and socially I come on to the internet and take it out on innocent third parties by trying to make their lives miserable and sucking all the joy out of something that should be nothing but fun. Please, please, please be my friend.

Exo Oo

 * look it up. retarded people are well, smart