User:Tab./Poetry

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I have started to write songs and poetry. I will update here whenever I write a new one.

Euros
Only just the other day, On a guild hall not so far away, I went against some euro trash, Damnit, I thought; "These guys are bad, maybe they have a rash", Or maybe its that their guild is bought, And infact these dirty euros, And note that I say that as a plural, Are infact from Xen Of Onslaught. But then again, Maybe it's just that, Euro skill levels are rather flat, Because they spend their days spiking. Pretty sure that's not much good. So boring it makes me want to draw their blood, These fucking euro shitters, Their warriors aren't big hitters. I really wish they'd go away, Guild Wars might even be fun that way. But what are the chances of that?

--Tab  Moo  17:10, 3 June 2008 (EDT)

Piplupian Rhapsody
Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy, Caught in a landslide, Tyranitar's chasing after me.

Open your eyes, Look down to the water and see, It's just a poor Piplup, it wants to be friends with me, Because I'm easy come, easy go, A little high, a little low, Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, To me.

Mama, just caught a Piplup, I knew that it wanted to be, Threw my pokeball, now it's travelling with me, Mama, just trained my piplup, And now it's gone and learned bubblebeam, Mama ooo, Gonna give it an everstone, Make sure it doesn't ever evolve, Carry on, carry on, as evolution doesn't really matter.

Too late, my time has come, Send shivers down my spine, Bodys aching all the time, Goodbye everybody, it's time to battle, Gotta leave you all behind and face the leader, Mama ooo (any way the wind blows), Piplup wants to win, Won't be long untill I have my first badge,

I see a little silhouette of a piplup, Piplup, Piplup, will you use your bubblebeam, Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightning to water types, Pidgeotto, Pidgeotto, Pidgeotto, Pidgeotto, Pidgeotto figaro magnifico But I'm just a lonely trainer, only Piplup and me, He's just a poor flying type from a poor family Throw the ball to save him from monstrosity, Easy come, easy go, will you come with me, yes or no? Bismillah! Come with me, Pidgeotto, Bismillah! Come with me, Pidgeotto, Bismillah! Come with me, Pidgeotto, Come with me, Pidgeotto, Come with me, Pidgeotto, Gotta catch them all, Mama mia, mama mia, gotta catch them all, Piplup has a bubblebeam to fire off for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone and spit in his eye, So you think you can try and make Piplup cry, Oh Geodude, can't do this to my Piplup, Just gonna bubblebeam you right out of here.

Piplup really matters, Anyone can see, Piplup really matters, Piplup really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

--Tab  Moo  08:45, 15 June 2008 (EDT)

ups
ups ur finnish ups ur dutch tab is pretty winnish he catches spikes with vampiric touch.

--Tab  Moo  17:36, 16 June 2008 (EDT)

hao
hao do i gil wor? whil i am so bore i frenzy all day erf shakur them away dis gam is such a snor