User:Silent/PvXUsersSkills

Dont read if you dont have the sense of humor (example: youre Silven). No, seriously dont read it if you have no sense of humor. I dont want flames. Gonna add more when I have time.

Jai's Balance
Stance. For the first 1...5...6 seconds you're a serious person. For the next 2...6...7 seconds you're a troll. For the next 2...6...7 seconds you're mixture between an administrator and a clown.

Fianchetto's Aura
Enchantment Spell. Your next 1...3...4 builds are trashed.

Alex's Armony
Elite Enchantment Spell. For 1...6...7 years you survive in PvXwiki without insulting anyone.  User takes double damage from personal attacks after expiry.

Feigned Neutrality
Enchantment Spell. You look like a good guy to Silent. But then...

Know-all was Vincent
Item Spell. (15...51...60). You act like you know all. Drop effect: your next 1...3...4 comments are epically long and no one will read them.

Bored was Vincent
Item Spell. Hold Vincent's ashes for 15..51..60 seconds. You are doing nothing while holding his ashes. Drop effect: you become as bored as possible and starting to work with build names and move log.  You spam the recent changes for 1..2..5 hours.

"Even Frosty Said That's Innovation!"
For 10 seconds, you get double flames. When this shout ends, your build gets trashed. You gain triple flames if you're within earshot of Silven or Tahiri.

Silven's Superiority
Enchantment Spell. For 6...30...36 seconds you keep insulting every person and every build. When this enchantment ends, you get banned.

"You're all noobs!"
Elite Shout. Target user and all adjacent users are knocked down, publicly ashamed and exiled from the realm of PvXwiki for 1...3...4 days. You get banned if you're within earshot of an administrator.

Way of They
Elite Enchantment Spell. For 5...17...20 seconds, you dont post any serious comment. This enchantment is renewed every time you make someone rage. 25% chance of getting banned when this enchantment ends.

Silent's Priority
Spell. For the next 0...1...1 name changes, you convince an admin to change your name.  Removes all ratings from builds.

Chonsy's Censure
Elite spell. For 5...15...20 months,you change nick to Silent.  You trash talk twice more to deserve the new nick.

Shadow's Form
Elite Form. Ignore all ips, builds and user talks for the next 3 days. When you return, fall into the same pattern. This Form ends when GW2 is bug- and idiot-free.

"Pew Hearts Infuse!"
Elite Shout. For 1...3...4 Fort Aspenwood matches, every time you use Infuse Health, a random party member leaves. This skill fails every time you have a party which understands Infuse Health is actually useful in Fort Aspenwood.

Air of Authority
Admin Skill. Target PvX user gets banned and all adjacent PvX users cease all drama on build page.

PvXwiki
Environment Effect. While in the PvX realm, any positive enchantment and behavior on you cease to exist.

Possessive Spirit
Environment Effect. For the next 1...3...4 talk pages, you thwart any misguided attempts to modify your build. When this enchantment ends, you lose some of your dignity and feel slightly butthurt.