User talk:Danny/Archive 1

sticks and stones = best game mode ever. Danny 07:51, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I find the tomahawk insta-raping my score quite frustrating. Ben Tbh 20:09, 26 November 2010 (UTC)
 * l2notdothat. Danny 20:11, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

I've perma'd User:Daññy now, since you've got this new one. Checkuser'd and such to make sure it's you and not an elaborate troll, etc. Toraen -Gifts Plz 04:48, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * i figured someone would eventually figure it out. (and by that, i mean i forgot to tell someone to perma the other account.) thanks! <3 Danny 05:39, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * thank god, the tildies are gone--Christmas sig.jpg talk  07:18, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I agree with Relyk. If you weren't always on my watchlist I would've had to remember the alt-code for n~ from spanish class. Now I can peacefully forget. Mafaraxas 13:44, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * moo, it took me about three seconds, it's alt-164. Mafaraxas 13:45, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Random fact because I'm bored: In Word, you can do ctrl+shift+~ and type n and you'll get an n with a tilde. You can also do ctrl+' for accents. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  17:16, November 28 2010 (UTC)
 * I tried getting you on MSN but you're as hard to get a hold of as Bryan via that thing. Do you want the accounts merged (i.e. do you want contributions transferring to this account?)  ~ PheNaxKian talk  17:19, 28 November 2010 (UTC)

How did you idiots not figure out that searching for user:danny redirected to his userpage even with the weird n's? xD--TahiriVeila 03:54, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
 * not to mention, pressing "discussion" will generally provide you with a link to my userpage. at least once you're out of the build space. Danny 11:10, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
 * the tildies were dumb anyways tbh--Christmas sig.jpg talk  07:20, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

ups.
Wut? -- Jai' s Crappy Christmas Sig...  -  18:28, December 2 2010 (UTC)
 * You're not funny. Frostels 19:45, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

5-minute break from 8-page paper due at midnight
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. topic: mill and roussaue on the topic of freedom. debating restarting from scratch to write 6 pages of fluff on "utilitarianism as a social contract," but my TA seems to get pissed off whenever i say utilitarianism is pretty much a social contract theory but just without the literal idea of consent. so pretty much i'm stuck writing a shitty fluff paper about individual freedom.

on the positive side, ritalin + ibuprofen + beer is a pretty win combination for creativity and the effluence of bullshit.

if anyone reading this ever goes to university of iowa, never take 026:034. ever. Danny 00:32, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Sounds shitty. Ben Tbh 01:38, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
 * i've had 6 beers and finished 3.5 pages. this is not going well. Danny 04:27, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Overuse commas like I do. Adds at least a sentence of space or so in the final run. But the final paper may sound incoherent or backwards at times.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    04:30, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Put in a couple braveheart references and you'll be fine, the exclamation points by themselves should provide a page or two--Christmas sig.jpg talk  05:51, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
 * +1 -- Brandnew. 12:23, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

1.04 Black Ops

 * Contracts will now reset when the player Prestiges.
 * Serious sadface.


 * Limit the ability to re-roll supply drops using Hardline Pro to Care Packages only, no other killstreak drops.
 * Oops. Hardline just became a lot less appealing.


 * Added a negative influencer to all spawn points to decrease the chances of spawning near an enemy. This will further improve spawning protection on top of previous updates.
 * Maybe no more spawning on Claymores?


 * Additional sound mix tuning for Ninja Pro users – increased ranges and volume of enemy footsteps, and removed player footstep sounds on concrete material types.
 * Holy shit, Ninja might be useful now. I'm not going to get too excited, though, especially since they still didn't do anything about Motion Sensors or Claymores.


 * Increased headshot multipliers for sniper rifles. Sniper rifles with suppressors equipped will now always be ensured one-shot kill headshots.
 * Good joke. WA2000 just became most used weapon in game.


 * Subtle increase in sniper rifle accuracy when scoping in.
 * See previous note.


 * Additional minor reductions in knife lunge.
 * Wait. The knife lunge was already practically useless. Was this really necessary?

And almost nothing done about 3/4 games disconnecting. I used to prefer Treyarch over IW, but that's quickly starting to change. Danny 09:25, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * on PC the lunge is a joke, it's almost like everyone has commando. Also "Subtle increase in sniper rifle accuracy when scoping in.See previous note." -> obaby. Nothing about care package glitch and I just realised these could be just ps3 ups. Frostels 10:36, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * nah, there was stuff about xbox, too. but that doesn't mean PC is included, i guess. is the cp glitch still unpatched on pc? they fixed that on the ps3 a while back, iirc. Danny 10:39, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Still on pc, I sit at the back of nuketown calling in terror :) Frostels 10:54, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Treyarch needs to l2develop. The only reason I play Black Ops is because of peer pressure. Also my MW2 disc 'disappeared'. Bigtymerxg4 11:27, 14 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Knife lunge was fucking ridiculous (and most noticeable in S&D cause you don't respawn); improved Ninja is unnecessary but cool; silenced snipers are still shit (although the WA2K is viable-ish now); you can quickscope to some degree but the hit detection is complete shit; connectivity issues still suck ass. Step in the right direction, I guess. Ben Tbh 02:58, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Actually, hit detection is fantastic. Lag is bad. And the WA2K was always great if you didn't like the Dragunov's sights. Danny 04:08, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Lag makes the hit detection shit cause of the lag compensation fucking with shit. WTB dedicated servers :< Ben Tbh 04:31, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Hit detection on PC is some of the best I have seen in an FPS. Frostels 08:38, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * They do seem to have awfully refined hitboxes. I've missed the face of someone standing still 10 feet away from me with a fully-zoomed variable. (Not one of my proudest moments, mind you.) Danny 09:25, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Builds tagged for general and hero
How easy do you think a fix to the build pack for those cases would be? I was thinking we should just split player and hero builds if it'll be too much hassle. Also, we should probably exclude Any/X builds from the packs since you can't load the template in GW anyway. Toraen -Gifts Plz 18:20, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Either split them or just let users figure it out. Theoretically, we could make the script differentiate, but that sounds like a lot more time than I'm willing to put into it unless someone already has a python script that translates the hash into the appropriate skills. Can definitely exclude those other builds, though. Remind me over the weekend or next week - finals are sucking me dry right now. (Haven't even played Black Ops since Monday. :< ) Danny 18:54, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * To differentiate, you could just tell it to put in the second build in the page when compiling the hero folder. On all the pages with general and hero tags, the player build is first and the hero is second (and if there's exceptions we can fix them here). Good luck with your finals. Toraen -Gifts Plz [[image:ToraenSig3.png|19px]] 19:01, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I'll have to look at how I handled team builds (if I did) - I think there was an issue with finding the next regex. But I could probably work out something anyway if I put the time in. Danny 09:18, 16 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, and when you update the script, copy it over to here. Toraen -Gifts Plz [[image:ToraenSig3.png|19px]] 18:58, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

I've patched the script to omit Any/X (if you want you can improve my haphazard fix). I have some idea of how to do the hero/player separation but I'll need to get more comfortable with python first. Toraen  talk  08:57, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
 * ups. thanks for bumping this. I'd totally forgotten about it. MSN me tomorrow and I'll get everything fixed up. <3 Danny 09:16, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

middle eastern girls
danny apparently has a thing for him. as danny typs this, one is undressing in his room. i will add details later. <3 Danny 09:08, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * The confusion will quickly pass and then you'll realize it's entirely ok to fuck transsexuals. Adding too many details about that might get you banned though. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 09:59, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * "Girls" "Him" Sounds fun. -- Jai' s Crappy Christmas Sig...  -  16:43, December 18 2010 (UTC)
 * I KNEW IT, ALL OF /E-PEEN WHERE MALE PROSTITUTES. -- Brandnew. 16:57, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * that was supposed to say "them," but i'm leaving it up because it's fucking hilarious. Danny 19:47, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * oh, and apparently she just turned 19 but is already a junior. sounds like a female maf almost. Danny 19:53, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I just graduated ^__^
 * Also, the onion's Our Dumb World pointed out that Queen Rania of Jordan is pretty cute. Mafaraxas 21:09, 18 December 2010 (UTC)
 * congrats! how's it feel to know that the next decade of your life will be spent in grad school? ;o Danny 03:07, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
 * should be shorter and more enjoyable if i have anything to say about it. Mafaraxas 17:50, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
 * oh, that'd be nice. then you just have to figure out what to do when you get your master's! Danny 06:30, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
 * bachelors straight to phd ;o and then ye figure out what i'm doing. Mafaraxas 12:41, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

just got cockblocked
by an adorable puppy that wasn't even in the same apartment as me. apparently it was whining loudly while the girl's roommates were trying to sleep. ah well, puppy's adorable so it's okay. Danny 08:07, 22 December 2010 (UTC)

lies
I'm more retarded now than anything-- talk  07:58, 24 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I actually found myself agreeing with you a couple of times over the last couple of weeks! so yeah, you are probably more retarded than before. Brandnew.  09:38, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

Danny
So, forgot my password and discovered my IP atm, but curious about something. Looked at my cont for this ip and why is only 1 edit back in april showing up, besides my two today? Router restart actually changes that(idr if its been reset resently, idgaf unless my connection is a bitch)? And i've not proxied since highschool or when i'm looking up some new prons for when i'm back at my moms and cant get out of work to drive down to see my gf. Jw how mines changing on the fly w/o me noticing. Also, merry christmas ya crazy italian. You need to get a gf, then move away so you never see her so your social life consists of your ps3, computer, work, and sleep. In your case your list is brought down to 3, but still possible! Also, is Miss I Fuck Danny and Look Gorgeous still bangin' the danny? forgot i'd restarted comp, and havent reopened msn for a few days. Been outta the loop of other peoples lives. Anywho. Akio Katsuragi and the picture, its 1:39am cst bitches. Read it if ya want, overall was pointless typing. was bored, but still merry christmas ^^ Akio_Katsuragi, its like 7:30 cst i think. I just got off.
 * you're probably on a dynamic ip address, meaning that any service interruption can/will likely change your resolving IP. Danny 18:54, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

Rogue Survivor
i could play it forever. holy fucking sweetness. Danny 09:17, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
 * 'tis downloading. Ben Tbh 06:54, 31 December 2010 (UTC)
 * What skill should I start with, Daniel? :> Ben Tbh 06:57, 31 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I always start with Leadership because having followers makes the game a lot more bearable. However, they have this shitty habit of getting you stuck in dead ends. Danny 02:32, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

Orange Ball of Love/Hate
lol 90s indie music. ^_^ Danny 02:33, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't you find their anti-pretentiousness to be extremely pretentious? Tbh I know nothing about Indie.  Ben Tbh 05:52, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
 * - The Mountain Goats "Orange Ball of Hate" from 1995. There's a song paired with it called "Orange Ball of Love", but this one's the better of the two. Danny 06:28, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

PS3 RLoD
trying the hard drive thing. otherwise, i need to find me a heat gun and some flux? or whatever the fuck it is. i dunno. but so fucking angry/sad. Danny 06:30, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
 * And here I thought the PS3 never broke down :o Anyway, try this:
 * unfortunately, Danny had the archaic "fat and glossy" Ps3, and she, who was quite well in her time, sadly acquired a tendency to overheat and be loud as fuck, giving her the ability to die. Luckily, Ps3 slims exist, using far less power and are immensely less noisy. I suggest the "new" 160gb model, for all your gaming and media needs! Buy one today! Idk, its up to you. I just prefer the matte over the glossy finish. Also, for reasons unknown to me, I entered my password today, and it actually let me login today. /shrug.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    21:13, 3 January 2011 (UTC)
 * i'm going to yell at sony either tonight when i get back from the police department (because someone broke off both my side mirrors - yayyyy) or tomorrow. depends on how depressing tonight is. Danny 23:44, 4 January 2011 (UTC)
 * What car you got danny? Frostels 23:45, 4 January 2011 (UTC)
 * 91 celica. utter piece of shit, but it was less so when it had side mirrors. on the positive side, had to call an ambulance for a kid that had a seizure right outside my apartment today. fell right back into the snow and luckily missed the sidewalk. at least my life doesn't suck as much as his. Danny 23:47, 4 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I have friends with much worse cars so don't worry! <font color="Black">Frostels 23:51, 4 January 2011 (UTC)
 * the biggest problem is that it isn't street legal. which is v sad. Danny 00:00, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

lolnvm. it is street legal to just have a rearview mirror in iowa. fucking hilarious:

321.437 Mirrors. 1. Every motor vehicle shall be equipped with a mirror so located as to reflect to the driver a view of the highway for a distance of at least two hundred feet to the rear of such vehicle. Any motor vehicle so loaded, or towing another vehicle in such manner, as to obstruct the view in a rear view mirror located in the driver's compartment shall be equipped with a side mirror so located that the view to the rear will not be obstructed however when such vehicle is not loaded or towing another vehicle the side mirrors shall be retracted or removed. All van or van type motor vehicles shall be equipped with outside mirrors of unit magnification, each with not less than nineteen point five square inches of reflective surface, installed with stable supports on both sides of the vehicle, located so as to provide the driver a view to the rear along both sides of the vehicle, and adjustable in both the horizontal and vertical directions to view the rearward scene.

2. Notwithstanding this chapter or chapter 321E, a combination of vehicles coupled together which is used exclusively for the transportation of passenger vehicles, light delivery trucks, panel delivery trucks, pickups, boats, and recreational chassis, may permanently attach a convex-type mirror on either or both of the vertical supports, forward of the steering axle of the power unit, provided that the mirror shall not extend beyond the limit of any other rearview mirror on the vehicle.

[C31, 35, §5105-c20; C39, §5034.46; C46, 50, 54, 58, 62, 66, 71, 73, 75, 77, 79, 81, §321.437]

86 Acts, ch 1210, §5

For applicable scheduled fines, see §805.8A, subsection 3, paragraph b, and subsection 12, paragraph b

Danny 00:28, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yea, irrc texas' law is to have at least one mirror, although idr if it matters if its side or rear. But oddly enough they failed my car (inspection) two years ago when i got the final aftermarket front bumper I needed and didnt have stock blinkers... went through a hassle trying to get ones that weren't to fast, to dim, etc. I was like wtf. But luckily now she just pisses oil and anti freeze. But she looks decent. Like a prostitute i guess... ah well.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    04:02, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Who frequents prostitutes that piss oil and antifreeze? Besides the japanese.--TahiriVeila 05:10, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * ^________^ Ben Tbh 05:12, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I think he was primarily pointing out the "leaking fluids it shouldn't be leaking" part. Danny 05:41, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * ^  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    08:15, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * In the netherlands you only need to have a left mirror, and never use it! -- Brandnew. 10:29, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Why the fuck is every person on msn list showing up as offline?--TahiriVeila 22:05, 5 January 2011 (UTC)
 * no idea. unrelated: i have everything to install Element OS on an old desktop box, except the keyboard. so fucking good, right? guess i'll have to borrow it from this pc and craigslist buy some shit USB keyboard for it for later. (also need to get RF shit so i can use a remote or ps3 controller with it, but that'll be once i know everything's working.) Danny 11:04, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

New computer?
Thinking about using part of my student loans to build myself a new tower. Here's my thoughts on specs, though I'd love to hear other opinions:


 * Processor:
 * Intel i7 - $200


 * Graphics card:
 * nVidia GeForce GTX 465 - $200


 * Motherboard:
 * Intel Extreme DX58SO - Free or $200 (have one in my current tower, but depends on if i use it as a server or not)


 * RAM:
 * 16GB 4x4 Crucial or Corsair - $250 (was thinking of going 32GB, but that'd be one fucking thousand dollars, so 16GB sounds alright to me)


 * Hard drive:
 * 80GB SSD - $170 (for programs and OS) (VMs can be stored on HDD)


 * Second hard drive:
 * 2TB Seagate or Western Digital HDD - $75 (for files n shit)


 * External hard drive:
 * 1.5TB Western Digital Elite - $125 (for files n shit that i acquire via torrent - also for backups)


 * CD drive:
 * LG Electronics CH08LS10 - $75 (blu-ray reader and dvd-writer combo)


 * Second CD drive:
 * Some piece of crap regular DVD/CD reader - $20


 * Liquid cooling system:
 * Thing I got and haven't installed in my current box yet - Free


 * Operating system:
 * Windows 7 64-bit Professional

My only real requirement is that it can run 6 Tiny7 or TinyXP VMs without so much as flinching. And yeah, I know I don't have all the components here, but PSU and other stuff should be less than $200 total unless I decide to get spendy on things that aren't going to matter as much. Also, part of me really wants to drop however much it costs on nVidia's latest card, but something tells me I don't need 512 CUDA cores and 1.5GB of video memory for $300 more. (I could SLI another 465 for less money, tbh.)

Also, any suggestions on a good/cheap HD audio card that's just meant for stereo or 2.1? I'm not even sure where to start with audio cards, tbh.

Thoughts? Concerns? WTFs? Danny 10:29, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't cheap out on power supply, 16gb ram seems a little excessive but hey if you can afford it. Also SSD ownz so much <3 <font color="Black">Frostels 11:59, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Don't listen to Frosty. 8GB is fine, 80GB SSD because you only need the OS install on the SSD, not all of the files and whatnot. Uh...if you get a full HD mobo, the integrated shit will be good enough for like 5.1 surround sound. 700 watt PSU, and Nvidia's latest is probably better than a 465 SLI iirc. If you're gonna SLI, you might as well be cheap and SLI 280s. But I don't like the idea of having two cards anyway. Two bluray drives just for the shit of it. i7's are pretty boss atm, with hyperthreading and whatnot. If you can find a cheap 6-core, then I think the 16gb of memory would be fine, otherwise just stick with 8. Bigtymerxg4 19:45, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

You mean 1.5 TB on the external? I saw like zero 5TB drives on google but tons of WDE 1.5TB drives. Gimme a sec to find the slickdeals thread with the best pricing for specific components--TahiriVeila 20:48, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
 * also wiki confirms that largest solo drives are 3TB <3 you tho!--TahiriVeila 20:53, 9 January 2011 (UTC)

changed it up a little. dropping to 80GB after talking to Dee last night, but sticking with 16GB RAM because of VMs. 1.5TB on external like Jake said. dsb. might go two blu-ray, but only if a blu-ray/dvd reader combo is less than 50. (not gonna go over double the cost for something i'll already have.) Danny 01:54, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Please don't pay $125 for a 1.5 TB external. I picked upa 2TB drive and an external case for $85 over christmas. Deal's gone now but wait a little while and one just as good will should up on slickdeals.--TahiriVeila 04:09, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
 * you should make sure to link me when you see stuff. :> Danny 09:39, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

to be perfectly honest
i'm a little afraid that my sister might become a meme some day. she's so spectacularly dumb that if 4chan ever went after her, she'd probably make jessie slaughter look like a decent human being. i just realized this, and it makes me sad. Danny 10:14, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Is she hawt, though? --192.87.100.66 13:00, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
 * If I remember right she is. Danny's original hawt or not picture was a timeline, and had a picture of her in it.  We all thought he had turn from a woman into a man going through puberty ;o Mafaraxas 04:05, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * And don't bother looking for the file, it got deleted (sadface, but I understand). Mafaraxas 04:05, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I could start a dumb sister contest, but i fear there would be no winner-- Relyk  talk  04:32, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Both of my sisters are graduating from engineering, so I think I'd probably lose that contest. -- Jai . -  05:04, January 11 2011 (UTC)

soft link because certain admins disapprove of my sister whoring herself out online.

The best part? That's from facebook. The worst part? That's from facebook and I'm friends with her on there. Also, I'm sharing this because I care. I hope you all appreciate it. Danny 08:39, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * ಠ_ಠ -- Amor  [[Image:Accelerated_Growth.jpg|19px]] 08:52, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I approve of Danny's sister whoring herself out online. However, I want you to know, Danny, that I would never violate your sister. That's mostly because she probably looks a little like you....and that would be weird. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:28, 11 January 2011  (UTC)
 * Haha. She's much thicker in the middle and might have more arm hair, but we don't look too similar, especially since, like most guys, you'd probably be too busy ogling her tits to notice that she has almost the same well-defined jawline that I do. Danny 08:46, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Danny's sister is v cute. :> Ben Tbh 20:27, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * meh, 6.5/10. However: that means she's a drunken 10, so I'd totally do her. -- Brandnew. 20:48, 11 January 2011 (UTC)
 * lol. careful there. that's quite a leap. you must be a heavy damn drinker. Danny 08:46, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
 * make that a drunken 8, then. brandnew has no trouble fucking 8's. -- Brandnew. 17:40, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Hell, I would fuck a 6.5. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:05, 18 January 2011  (UTC)
 * KJ so low standards. -- Brandnew. 10:04, 20 January 2011 (UTC)

So
I got prestige 11 yesterday and I thought today after doing some work I would get to level 31 to see the "prestige face paints". get to level 31, see 4 shitty crappy "prestige face paints". Sadface. <font color="Black">Frostels 22:59, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * >Prestige 11
 * Enjoy life.--GWPirate 23:09, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * "You have a higher rank than me, therefore you must have no life." Mafaraxas 23:24, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I dont play CoD:BO.--GWPirate 23:27, 18 January 2011 (UTC)
 * How in the fuck can you possibly judge, then? I've been slacking tbh; 6th prestige here :/ Ben Tbh 01:47, 19 January 2011 (UTC)
 * If you played, you would know it's piss easy, I haven't even played 150 hours lol (compared to about 3000 hours on BF2/2142 combined). <font color="Black">Frostels 22:19, 19 January 2011 (UTC)
 * i heard they're kinda suck. i want to get gold camo, but my ps3's still broke and i don't think i have the money to get a new one. i might just end up buying for pc, tbh. then i can play with you and one of us can be superlagman. Danny 18:40, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

Just a protip: if you wanna test out the face-paints or gold camos, you can set custom classes in Combat Training and view all of them. Ben Tbh 20:34, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

check out on of my friends blops videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjqnHtKYr4

he has more on his channel, also, you will be impressed by both the epicness and the retardedness. x <font color="Black">Frostels 20:59, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
 * the guys he was playing were obnoxiously horrible, but that was still a fun watch. lol. Danny 22:16, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Hence the retardness :P <font color="Black">Frostels 22:19, 21 January 2011 (UTC)


 * Is blops the official abbreviation? I guess B.O. isn't very appealing. Mafaraxas 22:32, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
 * And it's funny to say. <font color="Black">Frostels 22:32, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I guess i could have done a youtube video of the c4 match rather than the 10 pictures... damn.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    03:27, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Im going to assume the Frosteh killed in the cliff diving dual wield is you.-- Relyk  talk  08:32, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, I go by the names of Frosteh, Frosty or PUDDI <font color="Black">Frostels 09:54, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI. Can't like Torean change all text on pvx into PUDDI for one day?--GWPirate 11:42, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * OMFG GWPIRATE UR SO RANDUMB XDDDDDDDD!1111!1! ANONYMUS IS LEEGUN LOL XDXDXD-- Amor  [[Image:Accelerated_Growth.jpg|19px]] 11:44, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * No.-- Amor  [[Image:Accelerated_Growth.jpg|19px]] 11:44, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I've actually had that puddi stuff, it's genuinely nice. <font color="Black">Frostels 11:57, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Is it even available outside of china o.O?--GWPirate 12:08, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * It's japanese, and you can order it online. <font color="Black">Frostels 12:25, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I actually wrote a Javascript that'll replace certain words with any particular replacement you tell it to. It could be modified to do that pretty easily. Maybe I can talk the admins into putting it in Monobook.js for a day or something. Danny 00:12, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, the cliff dive was amazing. Obv running from a dog.. He prolly meant to do it. The dismount was easily a 10.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    07:03, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
 * It's all about the cliff dives kills, gotta a few jumping tomahawks off there but nothing amazing as of yet. <font color="Black">Frostels 08:34, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
 * The only time lightweight pro is even remotely useful. Danny 00:12, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * You forget about when using extended mag m60... obv the Rambo effect alone causes kills. You can easily pull the trigger for like 15 seconds, alerting all to your location on the map. The perfect plan. Twas reference to pro. Ignore entirely. /sigh Jokes aside, I still only seem to use Ghost, Sleight/Warlord, Hacker... No variation at all. :P And I'm loving famas w/ suppress more and more each day. I do need to get off the habit of reloading after every kill though.. sigh. Fix your ps3.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    01:02, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Ghost Sleight of Hand Hacker is pretty much the best combo, sometimes I take scavenger if using a weapon that whores bullets or for infinite tomahawks. Also the famas (and the aug) are such a joke on the pc at least, stupidly easy to use. <font color="Black">Frostels 08:18, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Xbox confirms this set-up. Except the Aug is quite inferior to the Famas, it seems.  Ben Tbh 15:43, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * I might just get blops for the PC soon. Not having it makes me sad. Also: Warlord is great for the M60 because Extended Mags means you're not reloading anyway. Other than that though, yeh, G/SoH/H - not much of another way to play the game. Danny 19:11, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Only other way to play would be a marathon/lightweight kit, bot those are so '09. <font color="Black">Frostels 21:18, 24 January 2011 (UTC)
 * if claymores didn't have a mile range and everyone didn't use claymores, i'd totally use marathon/lightweight. but, as it stands, getting blown up every other doorway if you don't waste a grenade is pretty dumb. Danny 03:27, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

DANNNNNNY
Looks like GW is dead. What's going on, buddy? I miss you and my other PvX lovers. Also, life sucks. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">03:15, 25 January 2011  (UTC)
 * currently playing eve. it's a ton of fun, especially since i only get on once a week. life does suck, but things seem to work out - at least for me. what about you? how's things been going? Danny 03:28, 25 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Meh, about the same. Job stuff is ok, but not great. My wife is being lazy and won't get a job, which sucks considering that 80% of our income typically came from her (private LPAs get paid a TON). So, we're hurting a little financially and I'm having to work more to compensate. But that shit is life/marriage. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">17:41, 26 January 2011  (UTC)
 * ouch. hope things are going better with that whole thing in general. we need to talk on msn. i'm currently dying for money. paying for an apartment and everything on my own is way more expensive than it was when i was living with the ex. but, on the positive side, i only spend half my nights alone anyway. lolcollege. i'm hoping to get a raise and another job, you know, to fill up the remaining ~10 hours i have in my week that aren't dedicated to sleep or drinking my worries away. Danny 19:35, 27 January 2011 (UTC)
 * +fixing ps3 and playing black ops. see? told you the ex was nice to have around. bwahaha.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    02:07, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

First Strike
Kowloon looks fun. Woooo ziplines :> Ben Tbh 00:38, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * For a second I thought you were talking about MTG, but then I googled it and was sad that any Magic references don't show up until page 4. Mafaraxas 01:43, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I played MTG: Battlegrounds with my friends for like 48943 hours when we were 12ish. That's the extent of my MTG knowledge :< Ben Tbh 02:20, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I went to a pre-release this weekend...I did rather crap =/ Shit draws ftl (the deck was fine, but the hands I was drawing we're "meh" at best). <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  18:38, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * For mirrodin besieged? nifty. Panic and I drafted it online once or twice.  Did you see the Thopter Assembly? Makes for such an amusing combo with anything where you're allowed to sac artifacts for benefits. Mafaraxas 22:30, 1 February 2011 (UTC)
 * yeh, went Phyrexian besides the Glisa promo I pulled a phyrexian hydra and bonehoard (both of which are kinda nice and i'll probably work into my deck(s)). Thopter Assembly's a bit ridiculous and it doesn't seem like it'd be to difficult to base a deck around it (hell i know a few people with artifact decks that probably wouldn't hurt having it in). Truthfully the only card I'm particularly looking for this set is Phyrexian rebirth (4WW, destroy all creatures and get an X/X colourless phyrexian horror where X is the number of creatures destroyed...so it's a better Day of judgement (and the many variations)) <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  01:04, 2 February 2011 (UTC)


 * I played very good in the pre-release though my scores weren't v good. I picked so much awesomeness that I could go with a monowhite, went 2-0 in the first game against national champion, 1-2 to poison counters on the last rounds of timer in second game with my opponent down to like 4 life or something. Next game I splashed blue for some fliers and utility, got my opponent to 5hp with lethals on the board -> guy plays a blocker and I draw 6 Plains in a row with 2 Islands in my hand and lose 1-2. Last game against bro-in-law who had the same score so we just messed around and could still share cards + deckbox. I also sold some rubber-mtg-bracelet shit to some idiot for 1€ and lost it in a slot machine. They're negative Expected Value banks!
 * Oh and the night before I was at a friend's cool 18y party then slept over at my friend's mom when the girl herself was sleeping over elsewhere. I had met the mom once before for like 1 min and I drank more at her's than at the party. Then again, I drank very little there, so that's funny only on principle. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 19:10, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

what the fuck happened here besides dandy getting some milf action? Danny 07:59, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Accidental MtG reference -> Nerds in flames. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 09:56, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
 * I'm still not even sure what Ben was on about, though, but I'm assuming it has to be BlOps related. I really need to get a new PS3 or just buy it for PC already, eh? Danny 16:48, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Actually I was talking about Kowloon Dairy - the best producer of milk and other dairy products in Hong Kong! :> Also, Ben Tbh 21:03, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Yu Wan Mei, Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries And Polymer Injection Corporation. Best Onion ever. Mafaraxas 23:34, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Global Leader in Fish Technologies! Allowing for Yu Wan Mei to extricate more undiluted fish by-product, harvest larger and more succulent organs, and smelt fish cleaner than ever before. -- Jai . -  03:28, February 4 2011 (UTC)
 * fuck the pc. you need that new ps3. everyone has a pc version. you know who that includes? the terrorists. buying black ops helps the terrorists. remember 9/11. buy a ps3. PSA for ps3.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    08:53, 6 February 2011 (UTC)
 * PC > PS3 everything for FPS :< <font color="Black">Frostels 09:47, 6 February 2011 (UTC)
 * But if we ignore that fact frosty.. lol.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    02:12, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * BUT THEN THE TERRORISTS WIN Danny 02:36, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

Gold SPAS <3 <font color="Black">Frostels 03:40, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * What game mode do you play? Ben Tbh 04:36, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * TDM. <font color="Black">Frostels 11:25, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * needs more Ground War. ;o Danny 02:36, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
 * S&D is the besssttt :> Ben Tbh 02:50, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
 * No groundwar on PC every server is 9v9. <font color="Black">Frostels 02:56, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
 * 9v9 is hawt. !Danny 09:28, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Headquarters. Akio

next paycheck i'm getting it for PC. when i have enough money, i'll get a new ps3. sorry akio, but ps3s are expensive. unless people want to donate to my paypal and be awesome like that. Danny 21:16, 10 February 2011 (UTC)
 * QQ thats cool thats cool. I need a new pc for civ 5.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    19:05, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

http://www.chromium.org/chromium-os
Evaluate? :> Ben Tbh 18:46, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
 * parallel operating system is making me aroused. I imagine the big flaw is that everything web-based -> shitty internet will make it a pain to use. Mafaraxas 04:43, 17 February 2011 (UTC)
 * i won't be touching it until i'm sure someone's yanked out all the probable tracking shit that you'd expect with a Google OS. otherwise, it looks pretty similar to EasyPeasy or sth. Danny 15:26, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

User talk:TahiriVeila
Over the line. 3 day block.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş   14:21, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

lolgw. Danny 15:35, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * you are here to tell us that rask is rich? cool story. -- Brandnew. 16:35, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * that's like 50USD, i think, which is pretty lulzy. Danny 18:02, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
 * unless I'm missing something, which I likely am.
 * That's a pretty hawt FoW scroll he got there. -- Jai . -  17:06, April 27 2011 (UTC)

lolRask <3--TahiriVeila 17:31, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I got a dildo from the chest...-- Relyk  talk  20:30, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I blew all the money from that on cap sigs and armor should have sold the ectos for like 40$ :\ Rask 03:26, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

sup
Well, here we are again, it's always such a pleasure Danny 06:25, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
 * This line has subtle erotic meanings when I read it.-- Relyk 08:30, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
 * ups, not quite. portal 2 end credits. not as good as the original, but hey. Danny 20:18, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
 * The CG part was really good (not just visually, which is was =D) I thought. Especially with the turrets. <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  21:45, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I love the turret mariachi band! Especially since you seen them again at the end.-- Relyk 22:03, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
 * I actually just meant the credits. I haven't played the game yet. :> Danny 07:23, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

http://www.gwpvx.com/index.php?title=Special:ActiveUsers&limit=500&hidebots=1&hidesysops=1
You have 69 edits in the last 91 days. That's both kinda sad and kinda dirty. -- Jai . -  14:27, May 9 2011 (UTC)
 * sad because that's a lot for a dead site or sad because you want me to be active again for some inexplicable reason? also, now it's 70. ^_^ Danny 22:30, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Dead site for a dead game. A meta dead situation, if you will. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 22:36, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Sad because even the most active of users are barely here anymore. It's basically about 5 people here that actually edit more than once a day. -- Jai . -  22:37, May 9 2011 (UTC)
 * that's not even an edit a day...I don't see a problem here >>? <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  22:40, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
 * since user to edit count is superexponential, 10 edits is extremely active-- Relyk 22:42, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

A captcha challenge


Which one is real and which one is fake? Mafaraxas 08:32, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
 * window drimlt. easy one! -- Brandnew. 13:01, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
 * drimit*. you failed one of the easiest captchas ever. lul. Danny 18:48, 8 June 2011 (UTC)


 * what I really was wondering when I saw this is in what context that waffle thing would show up in-line in a book. Mafaraxas 04:26, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
 * probably some math or science symbol? Danny 21:22, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
 * I thought "shield" when I saw that. -- Jai . -  22:09, June 10 2011 (UTC)

oregon sup
(15:00:24) Danny: but you're in oregon! (15:00:28) Danny: hipster cred is like (15:00:30) Danny: $$ (15:00:32) Danny: out there (15:00:33) <>: Rofl (15:00:33) Danny: no? (15:00:35) <>: it's so true (15:00:41) <>: is the sad thing

GA
I haven't tried pvp, is it funner more fun than the couple hours of generic quest hunting with pve content I've done?-- Relyk 09:49, 15 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Danny knows nothing. Only vagina and sex. Video games are a mystery. Speaking of.....  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 03:24, 16 July 2011 (UTC)
 * pvp is fun when you're winning. the rest of the time it's a mind-breaking exercise in futility as you top the scoreboard and watch your teammates fly around like retarded 4-year-olds on crack.
 * my fondest saying of GA is this: "GA is full of steamkids, not retards. Even retards will follow directions."
 * course, if you just team with me or rask or some of our friends, shit's pretty lulzy. two players can generally carry a team - or at least I can if someone's backing me up. ^__^ Danny 03:35, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I tried downloading GA and it took me like a day to download it because I have fairly shitty DSL and I tried to install it but a file got corrupted and reinstalling didn't work so I gave up. :( -- Jai . -  04:47, July 19 2011 (UTC)
 * fail shit. :< Danny 18:16, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

ups
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/wtf-funny-28.jpg

I'd bet good money that if it was an American fattie WoW kid, he probably would've just cried like a little bitch before getting gored. Danny 23:12, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
 * hi danny --99.236.18.156 23:50, 2 August 2011 (UTC)
 * hi ip Danny 20:58, 4 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Danny! Sup? Ben Tbh 21:04, 4 August 2011 (UTC)
 * mostly work, my cock, and my women. you? <3 Danny 08:34, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Summer break. Working part-time and generally not giving a shit about shit.  :> Ben Tbh 23:39, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
 * good shit. make money and be a boss! Danny 17:13, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn, I'd hit it. - Auron 02:32, 10 August 2011 (UTC)

hey fuckers
watch this. our token black guy needs moneys and youtube apparently gives you some if you get enough views. link the shit out of this and we'll both repay you somehow. Danny 08:42, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Big sounds very white trololol. Life Guardian 09:04, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Racking up views with a game no one plays will be a challenge to say the least-- Relyk 09:38, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I thoroughly agree with Life on this one. Brandnew.  20:43, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
 * i'm surprised you never played with him and heard his voice. Danny 06:21, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * i played with him, but our serious pve was too srs for VoIP. Brandnew.  20:48, 10 August 2011 (UTC)

http://www.gwpvx.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3ATahiriVeila&action=historysubmit&diff=1159162&oldid=1159113
I did, but I couldn't figure out wtf was wrong. What was wrong, btw? -- Jai . -  14:45, August 8 2011 (UTC)
 * fucking dumb.--TahiriVeila 15:09, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
 * nou-- Jai . -  15:15, August 8 2011 (UTC)
 * i didn't mean you, Jai, i meant the shitter who posted after me who apparently doesn't have an enter key. don't know why it highlighted the other line. Danny 15:39, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Mmm, I guess I was thinking about it too much. But if you look at the edit prior to that one, you'll notice the header is screwed up and somehow when you edited it you fixed it, and I was trying to figure out how you did that. It was bothering me when I did it. -- Jai . -  16:11, August 8 2011 (UTC)
 * It's because I'm a wizard. <3 Danny 06:20, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * I agree since I have no idea what you did to fix it. funny that it can be replicated only by copypasting the text.-- Relyk 09:31, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * :> Danny 17:35, 9 August 2011 (UTC)

Yer a wizard Danny.--TahiriVeila 12:31, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50313_114375818594121_3521833_n.jpg Danny 17:35, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
 * Fucking best--TahiriVeila 22:27, 9 August 2011 (UTC)

asdf
I wall of texted you on MSN, I hope you got it because that would be a lot to type out again. - Auron 12:58, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
 * history->copy->paste->????--TahiriVeila 15:06, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
 * maybe he doesn't keep history? <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  16:28, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
 * well that's retarded--TahiriVeila 18:19, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
 * no, this is retarded
 * http://www.derangedshaman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/downsuperman1.jpg
 * Danny 00:58, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
 * got it and kinda replied. i said something to the effect of "fuck gw2 if they won't let me use my banned account for legacy." Danny 00:58, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

matlab, sup
hey pvx, wanna help a friend of mine? Write a MATLAB program that does the following:

• Read the image BilateralInfiltrate.tif, and display the image; • Calculate and display the average pixel value of the image; • Blank (make black) portions of the mediastinum region, including the esophagus, trachea, phrenic nerve, cardiac nerve, thoracic duct, and thymus. The remaining portions of the image should not be changed. Display the resulting image; • Calculate and display the average pixel value for the altered image. Example program that should be edited: %% % Test program for 51:080 % EL DOve, 2011 %% Read an image

[FileName, PathName] = ... uigetfile('*.*', 'Select an image');

if isequal(FileName,0) || isequal(PathName,0) disp('File not found') %% Use this or the error box below return end

try

[Data,Map]=imread(FileName); catch errordlg(lasterr); return; end

info = imfinfo(FileName); % get information about the image Height=info.Height; % Number of rows Width=info.Width; % Number of columns

%% Convert to double

Data2=im2double(Data); % Conver from [0,255] to [0.0, 1.0]

%% Now display the images to show the different representations

imtool(Data); imtool(Data2);

%% Now do something to the image

imshow(Data) impixelregion

% Display the image in the range [0,255] % Display the image in the range [0.0 1.0]

love you all

Danny 04:04, 26 August 2011 (UTC)

Global Agenda
I'm probably going to get laid off sometime before christmas, we should hang out for old times sake ;D ApplesaucePancakes 15:18, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
 * "I need your cock in me before Christmas eve" -- DANDY ^_^ -- 09:02, 7 December 2011 (UTC)
 * ^ tho, applesauce lives too far away for that to happen. :< global agenda, otoh, is definitely possible! Danny 22:15, 7 December 2011 (UTC)
 * We need moar pvxers tbh. Magic Penor wants to be inside all of you <3 ApplesaucePancakes 17:38, 11 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I might be able to convince Calvin and his friends to if I can drag them away from MW3 for a bit. We'll see. Danny 09:00, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll put some cash away so we can get some elites up in hurt. ApplesaucePancakes 09:32, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Fucking iTouch came with ios 1.5.1 and I can't downgrade. Waiting for a new jailbreak is going to suck. ApplesaucePancakes 11:39, 12 December 2011 (UTC)
 * lol iShit. Danny 06:18, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Dear Friend,
I'd like to think you again for the gaslight anthem. Love these guys. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 16:25, 20 December 2011 (UTC)
 * they're fantastic. if you haven't checked out their Rarities, look around some torrent sites. Brian Fallon (GA's lead singer) covering Hallelujah and Ain't No Grave is just a happiness so pure it makes cocaine pale in comparison. Danny 06:19, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Since it's late and I've got some coffee in me, let's break down this post for the lulz:
 * 1) I can't hold down a job? That's cute. If anyone's curious, I'll post an update on my work, but I'm not going to brag pointlessly.
 * 2) Enormous obviously doesn't understand how TOR works. A range block wouldn't prevent anyone from changing his or her exit node. In fact, you could even add a button to Firefox or Chrome that changed the exit node if you put in the time. (Of course, renting a botnet costs almost nothing and could be used to harass any website for a day or two. That is, until they just locked down the site for a period of time. Seeing as Enormous hasn't done that yet, I doubt he has the connections to accomplish this.)
 * 3) Three edits in under 1 minute from three different IPs? I'd guess that, at such an incredible speed, the only software that could accomplish such a feat would be proxy.org. (Or, you know, anything else because that's hardly a great speed. You should be able to get several hundred or more per minute using a threaded .NET program. Hell, my shitty python build crawler manages all of the Build pages in a matter of a minute or two and doesn't use threads at all.)
 * 4) Petabytes of data from torrent sites? This is just adorable. I was going to simply ignore this one for it's absurdity, but it's too much fun. First of all, you must be ignoring physical limits of data transfer and storage to accomplish this. Or you're Sergey Brin. And then there's the facet of threatening to take down PvX using torrent software or, more specifically, I'm assuming some sort of connection manipulator that probably allows live alteration of UDP packets. It's really just absurd, by which I mean literally impossible unless you're planning to attempt to exploit some 0day in Curse's servers. Of course, the likelihood of that isn't very high given the lack of understanding of the fundamentals of the web expressed previously.
 * 5) I don't know what happened with Jai's page but I'm somewhat curious. If Enormous is actually managing to push from localhost, I'd be very, very intrigued. Still, publishes from cache are far more likely if you ask me (given the issues we've previously seen with both Curse and Wikia).
 * 6) I'm 22 and live on my own, for better or worse. That puts me probably 6-8 years ahead of you, if I had to guess. (Dead serious here. Enormous's entire demeanor points to that age range.)
 * 7) Assuming you've logged into this site even once from a legitimate IP address or we have any information we could potentially use to trace you, you really ought to consider no longer threatening to hack websites. It's illegal in the U.S. as well as all Eurozone countries. It constitutes blackmail and conspiracy to commit several different crimes. Assuming Enormous is as young as I think, he'd likely get nothing more than a slap on the wrist and a note in his records, but it's something to consider. If you're going to hack a site, don't threaten to - just do it. Threats leave a paper trail whereas the action itself rarely does when performed correctly.

That's all for now, folks. If any elaboration on any of the above subjects is desired for educational purposes, lulz, or simple curiosity, feel free to ask. Danny 09:24, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * +1, age range. Rawr 09:37, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * "...ull see a pro hacker in action real soon..." only action he'll be getting in a while :D - <font color="CornflowerBlue">Athrun <font color="CornflowerBlue">Feya [[Image:Athrun snow sig.gif]] 12:18, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Minor backgrounds notes. Enormous claims to do things from work which suggests he is a bit older than you are estimating. He posts pretty often from his real IP address, it's not hard to find, I don't even have to use checkuser. You can look yourself. In fact, I very openly blocked his whole standard IP range. It belongs to an ISP in Portugal. I believe Karate Jesus has reported him to the authorities in the past because of something like a death threat through email. After that he disappeared for a while and claims himself that he spent a day in a cell or something. A new misery  12:28, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * He's an adult who acts like a 14 year-old? I'm honestly tempted to believe that might simply be lies because the alternative is rather upsetting. I'd be curious to hear more about the result of the threat report. If I end up with enough information on him, I'll do a proper look-up - assuming they have databases similar to Tracers in Portugal. Danny 14:08, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

Mercenary Surgeway
I'd like to ask you to reconsider your vote here. Theres really no reason to run this ever over triple mesmer. At most it deserves a 2/2. Thanks for your time. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 11:43, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * I voted on that? Doesn't look like it. Regardless, voted now. Danny 12:00, 21 December 2011 (UTC)

So.
Ever see two boys suck each other off in the heat of the moment? Of course you have this is PvX! Getting a PS3 and MW on friday btw. :D rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 19:11, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * i'm away from my ps3 for a week, but we will have to rock some em dubs very soon! Danny 21:23, 21 December 2011 (UTC)
 * Mk, gimme your tag when you get back. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 00:11, 24 December 2011 (UTC)
 * DannyDeranged <3 Finally got a smartphone! Danny 17:13, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
 * hurry up, its after christmas. my ps3 needs to get played.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 22:48, 27 December 2011 (UTC)
 * i'll be home tonight. we'll have to figure out if we're playing GA or CoD all night. Danny 17:09, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

nye for danny wasn't too bad at all
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ONX_6VwT0fI/TuLvEg-NkBI/AAAAAAAABks/biwFesllV2w/s1600/success%2Bkid%2Blittle%2Bboy%2Bfist%2Bon%2Bbeach.png

mfw the more-or-less girlfriend told me she really didn't care about me sleeping with other girls because my sex drive is a lot higher than hers. i think i might ask her to marry me. Danny 20:04, 1 January 2012 (UTC)
 * the girlfriend i no longer have was replaced by a nice few glasses of a man by the name of jack. and i'm quite okay with that atm.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 02:18, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't try to kid me. I've already masturbated to that picture you sent me of the soon-to-be Missus Akio. <3 Danny 09:50, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
 * You gonna post pics of this one too? -- Jai' s Computer -  02:24, January 3 2012 (UTC)
 * This is number 4 still. I could update if needed, but she still looks the same. May have more to add to the list soon.
 * Also, i don't remember posting this at all. But I don't think I was drunk when I did. Weird. Danny 09:47, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
 * It's quite funny, but I hold a moral obligation to not give a fuck for looking at the people you have fucked. Nonetheless, I'm happy for you. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 21:46, 3 January 2012 (UTC)
 * That first sentence didn't make a lot of sense. Danny 03:15, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I was in a rush. The subject of that sentence was supposed to be that page about the pretty ladies you have on this website. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 04:00, 4 January 2012 (UTC)
 * So many pretty ladies. ;o Danny 10:49, 4 January 2012 (UTC)

Danny, my good friend,
<3
 * I'm sorry, but I can't allow Cher to defile my page. I still love you, though. Danny 05:48, 8 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I thought it was funny. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 05:53, 8 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Wanna GA or MW3 tonight? Bored as fuck. rąʂKƴɖooƿɭɘş 05:54, 8 January 2012 (UTC)
 * i msn'd you that like 30 ago or something. you not on there? Danny 05:57, 8 January 2012 (UTC)

just saw the new ele skills
can't help but wonder if ele spike is as broken in HA as i suspect it might be. also makes me wanna shockwave spike again. i miss that. :< Danny 05:13, 10 January 2012 (UTC)
 * i dont play ele anymore. P:  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 05:14, 10 January 2012 (UTC)
 * My gimmick sense is tingling. Hell, it's itching like fuck and won't give me any fucking break. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 07:42, 10 January 2012 (UTC)

sup
anyone on here have a twitter? i'm starting to use it more and i assume i need twitterbuddies to make the most of the twittersite. Danny 04:58, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I'll make a twitter for the lulz. Give me a second.  RąʂKɭɘş ♣  14/f/japan  05:02, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * I considered making one back somewhen. Until I get the habit of using it, I could tweet whenever I eat, shit, wank, or generally feel horny wait, that was facebook -- DANDY ^_^ -- 09:17, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * you had one but i'm no longer on your friends list. :< Danny 21:58, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh. What now with sending my resignation papers to dem Mormons in and all, I rid myself of most people I don't have contact with over FB. It's generally a bit useless anyways, when you can't understand my Finnish status updates, and have me on MSN anyways -- DANDY ^_^ -- 22:16, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * What is your msn? <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 22:21, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * lol -- DANDY ^_^ -- 22:46, 26 January 2012 (UTC)
 * awaltaz@msn.com add Rawr 23:20, 26 January 2012 (UTC)

did you guys hear?
the dutch do statistics differently than america, according to Bill O'Reilly. (for those internationals who don't know who Bill O'Reilly is, he's what you get when you cross someone with Downs Syndrome, a redneck, and all the rage of a 14-year-old who's mommy won't renew his WoW subscription.) enjoy! Danny 23:07, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I love how what they say goes completely against what the video shows. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 23:09, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
 * The way we do statistics takes a while to get used to, but you'll get the hang of it in the end. Brandnew moo 23:13, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
 * it's cause you guys use that silly metric stuff, right? we use 'Merican measurements here. Danny 23:45, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I hate it when he smiles. AegisDok 23:14, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Evolution strikes differently in Holland. Ah well, it doesn't get in conflict with those things we have to design for you, because we are able to handle both. ^^  Shadow  Talk  23:19, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I know most americans aren't retards, but how so many people can watch Bill and AGREE with what he says is literally beyond my belief. The garbage he comes out with probably makes you stupider as you listen to it. I liked his argument with the Athiest guy where one of his arguments was "Tide goes in, tide goes out, YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT"... The worse thing was the athiest guy couldn't explain it and if he weren't a moron he could have had Bill with egg on face right there. <font color="Black">Frostels 23:23, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * most americans are retards, actually. :/ it's a rather depressing thing to deal with day to day. Danny 23:32, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * He should get on here. 82.95.65.117 07:24, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
 * also, explaining tides wouldn't have mattered because God created the moon or other such bullshit. Bill's a master at completely illogical argumentation. even puts most of pvx to shame. Danny 23:33, 3 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Crazy Americans trying to make fun of our country, gimme a break.. <font color="Black">Vorpal [[Image:Vorpal_Signature_1.jpg|19px]] 00:10, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Our small country does bigger things than most other countries  Shadow  Talk  08:19, 4 February 2012 (UTC)

Old but still good. - <font color="CornflowerBlue">Athrun <font color="CornflowerBlue">Feya 12:59, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
 * yep. Danny 19:41, 4 February 2012 (UTC)

someone called me a camping faggot on mw3 tonight :<
i proceeded to join his next two games and stomp his face. he logged off after that, saying something like, "Fuck you, you little shit. You're fucking garbage." suffice to say, I was pleased with what i'd accomplished. Danny 09:57, 14 February 2012 (UTC)



that's the match that started it. he's the one labelled "VICTIM". going 36/11 is totally possible when you're camping mirite? Danny 10:02, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * i should be on tonight ;o although i will be texting alot. but, i'll try to keep it to the lobby. lol. ^^; also, i missed an awesome night then. :/ lol, srry i just got home and was tired as fuck. but! tonight i will be there to kick ass.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 22:39, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * it's fine. just fyi, we're playing a lot of Team Defender. it's probably the best game mode ever. we should probably all put together one or two classes specifically for it. ^___^ Danny 22:58, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
 * pitch me a class or two to have an idea what i'll need to possibly modify to fit my play style. i doubt there will be a change from what you post. lol.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 03:40, 17 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Pretend we're playing Infected meets Domination, except there's only B, B is strapped on someone's back (possibly yours), and the enemies have guns. If you want to be a flag holder, running a Riot Shield is great (you get 20 xp per any kill on the enemy team and it's easy if you're coordinated). Otherwise, flanking classes are good for controlling enemy spawns and movement and LMGs are fantastic for flag-sitting.
 * Flankers should be either set up to pump out things like UAV and Ballistic Vests or to go for high-end pointstreaks (only if you can get them consistently). It's also great if you can play Anti-Air at the same time.
 * Flag holders and sitters should plan on dying fairly often, what with grenades, C4, rockets, and other miscellany that inevitably finds it's way towards you, so either low-end Assault streaks or Support. (EMP and Stealth Bomber are both fantastic in TD.)
 * Also related: if you're not used to using C4, start using it. It's like a grenade but with a bigger kill radius and you can detonate it at any time.
 * Flag-sitter:
 * Flag-patrol:
 * Flag-holder:
 * Flanker 1:
 * Flanker 2:
 * Pubstomp:
 * Or just use whatever you're comfortable with already because it's pretty much TDM but with a flag. Danny 10:49, 17 February 2012 (UTC)

need to ruin someone's day?
link them this - or particularly any of the videos linked therein. dear god. it's like a collection of the absolute worst the internet could come up with, but with commentary. Danny 13:14, 23 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I know I shouldn't click the link but Im going to anyways-- Relyk 13:48, 23 February 2012 (UTC)
 * you legitimately might end up having nightmares. the shit linked in there is stuff the human mind isn't really meant to handle. Danny 20:43, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

mw3
sup guys. today's lesson? hardcore trolling:

dead man's hand shittery

run around like a shitter just Stingering and EMP Grenading killstreaks. every time you die, the javelin missile strapped to your chest will practically guarantee you a kill. plus, you'll still get killstreaks. just make sure you don't kill any people with anything other than DMH. sure, your KDR will suck but who cares! you're officially the most annoying fucking person in the game! Danny 03:26, 24 February 2012 (UTC)


 * I have a question that cannot be answered on any Guild Wars site, database, or fan base. Can you get on steam sometime? <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 04:01, 24 February 2012 (UTC)
 * i have msn. dannyderanged@hotmail.com. cba with steam pretty much ever. Danny 08:42, 24 February 2012 (UTC)

Trial build
didn't think you could rate them. Soi Sticker 07:08, 27 February 2012 (UTC) Soi Sticker 07:41, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * your form of indentation is rather... oh, and as far as i can tell, there's nothing against it. option is there isn't it? although, from what i can tell, the votes prior to testing would just have to be updated. but w/e. doesn't specifically say you cant vote in trial, just those votes wont really mean anything til its switched. PvXwiki:Real Vetting since there's nothing i can blatantly see that's against it, really its nothing to waste to much energy on puzzling. although any votes done for trial builds, would see better use as a talk page discussion, but its danny, so who gives a fuck.  Akio  _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 07:34, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * "but its danny, so who gives a fuck."
 * confused actually, why is this on danny's page? in reference to the ap build? i'm just curious the context :P also, nice quote, but i've had far better worth actually quoting. :/  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 07:44, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * You can't. You should probably link him to the build you mean. It would have either been a mistake or the build was moved back to trial after he voted. Danny would never break a rule! A new misery  08:47, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Danny voted on Build:Me/A Assassin's Promise about an hour(?) after toraen moved it back to trial for discussion; he also trashed the Esurge mesmer. It's really not a big deal that he did.-- Relyk 08:57, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * toraen didn't vote wipe so i'd assumed the build was still open for voting. we've always bent Real Vetting's guidelines for builds that were moved back into trial from testing because of times where people would constantly move their builds back into trial to avoid being trashed or WELL'd until they could think of an even worse gimmick to replace it with. Danny 21:01, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * Hence why I said it wasn't a big deal. I didn't consider your vote an issue.-- Relyk 05:18, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
 * well... you "can".. but i enjoy being technical. /shrug/ but yea, i hadn't looked at time, but had seen tor moved it. i assumed it was done before.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 09:36, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * see my reply to relyk above. as a notice for future reference, i don't generally discuss my ratings of builds. my opinion is non-negotiable. in cases where i've made a technical error, there's usually an explanation. Danny 21:01, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
 * You were either drunk or were just busy with some girl --  Shadow  Talk with me :D  21:06, 27 February 2012 (UTC)

akio
so romance god. or, akio so gets second dates. if i could place it on a scale of 1-10, i'd say x and y, cuz its only good math when its using letters instead. now to plan next date. also, i could just text, or fb. but this is my lil epeen. should start a page tbh.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi    05:11, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
 * I'm kinda inclined to create a "women-diary" kinda thing, where I'd list humorous encounters with women, and the drama related to them. Would be some epic shit.
 * Don't criticize, be both understanding and a gentleman (don't act like it's a big deal, just be considerate in small things), then prioritize being true to yourself immediately after those. If it fails, she's not your thing, but ey, good luck on the hunt. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 00:36, 1 March 2012 (UTC)
 * lol, that sounds epic. and yea, unlike danny i'm not a hit and quick type. or the hit hit hit, reload, hit type. not to criticize, just usually i'm a one woman guy/like the idea of a relationship. danny has his ways, i have mine. XD  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 05:53, 1 March 2012 (UTC)
 * i'm hardly hit it and quit it. i'm all about "yeah, i'll totally be your boyfriend some day. some day." Danny 08:55, 1 March 2012 (UTC)
 * lol, thats why i added the 2nd part.  Akio _Ka  t  suragi   Akio_Katsuragi_Sig2.jpg 10:11, 1 March 2012 (UTC)