User:They/Not So Secret Santa

Post under a header with your name what you would like gifted to you. Keep requests reasonable, if I've given you something before then you're disqualified from posting here. You can list multiple requests however I'll only be fulfilling one.

(Paragraph stating why you think you deserve these items. Examples are personal favors that have been for me, work done here on the wiki, links to trolling on gwiki.)
 * (Request 1) Ectos
 * (Request 2) Obsidian Armor
 * (Request 3) Voltaic Spear

I give away tons of shit without asking for much in return. Santa only asks you to be nice and pledge everlasting loyalty to his greatness.

Because I am a horse.
 * A horse.

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I regret to inform you that I do not own a horse, nor do I have the funds to procure one. Fortunately I hear one is employed by arenanet, They call her Gaile Grey, a celtic name I surmise. I wish you luck in finding a mate and I am ashamed that I cannot help you in your goal of sexual conquest. 09:01, 15 May 2012 (UTC)


 * Let the Second Wind be meta in FA!

Because EVEN FROSTY SAID THIS IS INNOVATION!

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Dear Triss, I test nearly every build posted on pvx as long as it doesn't require an organized team for pvp (gvg and HA). I tested the build and it's meh, managing energy is easy, ether feast is plenty of heals in FA. I run infuse on a dervish with no self heal so no, I will not circlejerk your build. 09:02, 15 May 2012 (UTC)


 * Being carried 40/50 in HoM
 * Help me figure out a new SC meta cuz this one is boring as shit. (And make it popular D:)
 * Some high amount of ectos to pay someone else to do #1, if you cba.

Because this time im not too late to the party, I'm a nice guy and together with you I'm the only person that cares anything about PvE Falrach 13:50, 15 May 2012 (UTC)

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 * Given 70 amber, 35 steel, 60k - missing 400 tanned hide - to get elite kurz &rarr; 36/50. (+1)  Cɥıǝɟʇɐıu Alǝx

I miss the times where I could give away stuff and at the very least, I know I could use another stack of ectos to get nifty equipment for all my pve characters.
 * A lot of ectos/armbraces

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Can do. 22:17, 15 May 2012 (UTC)

Because I never banned you D:. Oh and we could gw2 together, I am not sure who would be giving who what there but it would be mutually awesome.
 * zkeys out my arse. I need 931 for next z rank but of course I don't expect that many :o.

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I can get you a stack of zkeys I suppose, I'm not looking for return favors though, and I was more looking for ways you've helped pvx, not myself XD 22:18, 15 May 2012 (UTC)

Because I want all the PvP chars to look cool.
 * 125 silver zcoins or the equivalent in ectos =36e

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It shall be done. 21:31, 16 May 2012 (UTC)

The lack of chocolate milk requests is disturbing. I must break this horrid chain of requests. And fuck you because I said so. I deserve this.
 * Chocolate milk.

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I gave you chocolate milk last night you asshat. 21:29, 16 May 2012 (UTC) 43, 16 May 2012 (UTC)

Disqualified PvXers

 * Akio - 250e (gift)
 * Anyone from Gwiki - We don't need your pony shit in here.
 * Big AKA Dark Pikmin - 250e (gift)
 * Jaigoda AKA The Whispering Weasel - 60e(requested for vabbian 2 weeks ago, ectos are still in his jew vault)
 * Minion - 250e (requested)
 * Phen - 250e (gift)
 * Silven - Quit PvX and lowered the bar on trolling
 * Them AKA Lag Hax - 500e(or was it 250?)(gift)
 * FoolzPermaSwag - 100e(requested)
 * Ultimak - 100e(requested)
 * Falrach - 70 amber, 35 steel, 60k (Alex offered a raincheck on disqualification)