User:Guild of Deals/Genitals

Women are equal and they deserve respect

Just kidding,

They should suck my dick.

Vagina

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Vagina

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I wanna have sex with your vagina!

Uhh!

Vagina

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Vagina

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2 + 2 = Vagina

My love is like lightning.

It gives girls orgasms.

My dick is like an airplane.

It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.

I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.

I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.

I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.

I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.

No wait that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?

To get to the other…

Vagina

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Vagina

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I wanna have sex with your vagina!

Uhh!

Vagina

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E= MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here

Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis!

And I like to call it the spear

Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis

I don’t like it when you talk.

Cause that just means you aren’t sucking my cock.

Love is for girls and gays.

If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.

Either you have sex with me

Or you have sex with me

I have really good sex moves

That I learned in China

I’m a sexual tiger

And I feed on vagina

Roar

Vagina

What!

Vagina

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I wanna have sex with your vagina!

Uhh!

Vagina

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Vagina

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What time is it? Vagina

What’s the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?

There is none.

I want my penis to be in both those things.

I’m a good sex man.

Girls love my sex.

I’m a good sex man.

Cause my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean-Claude van Damm

But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.