User:Temporis9671

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Builds

 * - Bleeh. Was too sexy, so they decided to merge and delete.
 * More to come...

Joke
CIA, FBI and LAPD had a contest: Which one of them could find the rabbit from the forest. First it was CIA's turn. They sent hundreds of spies to the forest to keep record of the daily life there. After a week, they said to the press: "The rabbit is only a fake person to keep the forest's operations working."

Now it was FBI's turn. They called SWAT team to siege the forest, and threw some pepper spray and flashbangs there. The FBI agent yelled the rabbit to freeze, and ultimately, they destroyed the whole forest. To the press they said: "We are sorry for the loss of many innocent animals, but at least the dangerous rabbit was eliminated from terrorizing the citizens."

Finally, it was LAPD's turn. They sent hundreds of men with riot gear and batons to the forest to find the rabbit. After 10 minutes, they came back with a bear yelling "Don't torture me anymore! I'm a rabbit! I confess!"

Flawless Logic
If Darth Vader is my mother, and Superman can fly, then you must be my sister.