User talk:Malokai92/Humorous Builds

Drunken Sex: [build prof=W/Me tactics=12+1+1 swordsmanship=10+1 dominationmagic=8][frenzy][drunken blow][cry of frustration][panic][desperation blow][to the limit!][final thrust][blackout][/build]

Trying-to-get-her-pregnant sex: [build prof=R/W beast=11+1+1 tactics=10 swordsmanship=10][fertile season][companionship][balanced stance][charge!][frenzy][to the limit!][final thrust][thrill of victory][/build]

Pregnancy: [build prof=Me/any domination=12+1+1 illusion=12+1][wastrel's worry][visions of regret][frustration][shame][guilt][complicate][images of remorse][cry of frustration][/build]

The Rapist: [build prof=R/W expertise=10+1+1 beast=8+1 tactics=12 swordsmanship=2][Dodge][pounce][grapple][On Your Knees!][frenzy][brutal strike][final thrust][escape][/build]

Giving Birth: [build prof=Rt/Me domination=12 channeling=10+1+1 communing=8+1 restoration=2+1][cry of pain][agony][pain][anguished was lingwah][visions of regret][accumulated pain@0][life][mend body and soul][/build]

While not really a joke, here's Hamlet, the abridged version.
[build prof=Any/Any][apply poison][sneak attack][agony]["I Will Avenge You!"][Dash][wastrel's worry][impale][wastrel's collapse][Poison tip signet][Desperation Blow][troll unguent][edge of extinction]["You Will Die!"][Thrill of Victory]["Victory is Mine!"][wastrel's demise][/build]

taken from GoD's joke page, most were made by me. except the hamlet one.  * Jebus  *   Is    I  16:05, 14 July 2008 (EDT)
 * Hamlet is made by me. [[Image:Sebsig.jpg|19px]]  seb2interwebs  (ʞ1ɐʇ)  10:29, 28 July 2008 (EDT)
 * the funny thing is that all the non-hamlet builds are actually possible to make in GW. [[image:IAmJebus_sig2.jpg|19px]] * Jebus  *   Is    I  Enter my contest! 00:26, 7 August 2008 (EDT)
 * can i add these build to my joke builds on my page? [[Image:That Twin Tom sig.jpg|19px]] That  Twin   Tom  10:34, 7 August 2008 (EDT)
 * Where you guys come from...-- R  e l y k 07:40, 17 August 2008 (EDT)