User talk:DannyOnCurse/Archive 5

lolarchive. Daññy 19:16, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow. Are you actually going to log in from now on?  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 19:19, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * There's a small chance. Daññy 19:36, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * oh hey look, i've got a fancy sig already, too. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  19:48, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

First. 72.94.131.141 20:04 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Lmao. I like it :D  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 20:09, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * cool beans. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:20, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

DUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEE Frosty  the Admin 21:05, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * BUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:08, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
 * DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~ Big  [[Image:Big sadface sig.PNG]]  sysop  22:47, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

wat
 * You've set the record for being in guilds with 4chan references. :> Also what kind of drugs and will you share? ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 15:38, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I've only been in 2 guilds with 4chan references tbh. And one of them I made only so I could sell it. =P Also, mostly green and oakies. I'm usually willing to share. :3 ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:26, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

glad to see that you finally made another account, but I've very disappointed in your CoF build. Eh, my love for you cancels out my hatred of your build. Congrats on being that awesome. 21:45, 16 April 2009


 * I only made it because that martyr build made me seriously sadface. Also because I've raged a few runs on account of everyone cba'ing to bring some form of heal. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:58, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, and hi. <3 ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:58, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I understand why you made it. People who get CoF runs are typically retarded, so sometimes you have to do some hard-core healing. But really, general regen will keep the smiter alive. Oh, and <3 [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 22:10, 16 April 2009
 * Best CoF story I have is: The only person on my team with some form of heal decided to stand in a poison trap and quickly died. The Wammo who'd brought Healing Signet and Jaihenzu Strike so he could help kill off lone Charr, decided to Rebirth the now-dead healer as he himself was standing in a poison trap. In the end of this sad cycle of autism, we had two dead people, one dead Ogden, and one 600 raging in the middle of someone using Resurrection Signet on him with 4 undead standing 3 feet from his lukewarm corpse. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:30, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Dear cedave
Tab sais you're computer bitch who can write me script to enter HB over and over to afk tank my rating. Do quick plox?--Goldenstar 22:19, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I can do that np, you just need to install AutoHotKey. I'll need a screenshot of your gw in the HB outpost so I can make sure it works with your monitor size and interface. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:30, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, I can also make it auto-resign if you'd like. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:31, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * so much win, msn me @ errantventure@live.com and tell me what you need--Goldenstar 22:50, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * k. i won't be on for a while later. i get off work in about 5 minutes, then dinner, then second job. hopefully you're still around when I'm back. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * NP, take you're time. I've got about 4 more hours of reading tonight so i'll be around XD--Goldenstar 22:56, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Lol
Randy(Oujo) said I was pro. Try not to piss anyone off too much and make me look like an idiot for recommending you :P. Runs usually start at 8 pm eastern with an urgoz run or two. Then we move to DoA. For the next hour or so we either do SoO leech runs(bring a perma or monk with RoJ), DSC(smiter, RoJ, or 600), or HA. Our HA team seriously needs work btw. We win halls with a RtL spike >.>  Life  23:04, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * If your PvE boys can follow spikes or monk, then we can run some brave Fortressway-style builds. I'll try my best to not piss anyone off. The times sound good, though. Am I to understand, btw, that I'm more or less in, btw? ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  23:09, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * More or less. You've got experience(I think) and a recommendation. We can follow spikes, and we have at least one epically pro monk. He was in the backline for WM back in the day.  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 23:19, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Take me for tombz imo, I can call strat better than anyone on wiki who i count as a wiki person ;p Rawrawr Dinosaur 15:08, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Shut up Rawrawr noobletsawr, I am the best tactics caller in the entire game. Brandnew 15:18, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I have to agree with Rawrawr on this. His soft, stern voice is very compelling. I can call tactics, but it generally devolves into "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, SERIOUSLY? DID YOU THINK STANDING IN SH FOR ITS ENTIRE FUCKING DURATION WAS A GOOD IDEA? JESUS CHRIST." ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:48, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, last night I diverted patient then RC then PD'd every woh until they exploded in about 20 seconds, then we won halls purely because I was leading the party (when a pvxfag leads they dont get past UW imo) Then we flawlessed chamalee in 3 mins with eblast, lol. Rawrawr Dinosaur 14:57, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I <3
Your comment on my RfBM.  Life  08:26, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I figured I needed to pull out the anti-Auron guns on that one, just because I can. Good luck, anyway. :3 ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  14:27, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Auron speaks so much shit its funny. He's got some pretty funny, and equally untrue essays on his own talk page. Andy 20:51, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * don't insult, just troll. it's the way of the wiki. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:55, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Meh he wasn't lying when he said QQ stomped DoA when everyone was convinced it was impossible. Rawrawr Dinosaur 21:10, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * lolyourfunny. You really think they were the only ones to do that? If you could do it, when gems were that price - would you be telling everyone how to do it? Andy 22:02, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * PvE is srs bsns. Posting before anyone else to avoid usage of comment again. --☭Guild *talk* 22:11, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * GoD, it's lolpvx. Ur doin it wrong. Also, the germans had it beat long before QQ made it public. Rumor has it that there were a few Korean guilds that had a method for it, too. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:40, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * inb4 retort: if you're only reference is the bunch of american/british baddies whining on the Mallyx talk page, you seem to forget that there are plenty of baddies in RA and HA as well who, if you assumed they were the commanding voice, make it appear that winning a match is impossible because of all the "cheap" or "lame" builds that "non-creative" players use. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  22:44, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Btw Danny, you voted twice on his RfBM (neutral as IP, and support when you were logged in.)Drah Mc Ninja  14:41, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Or you could actually fail less and notice they are two different people.220.255.7.198 16:45, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Or that. My bad. Drah Mc Ninja  16:49, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm at work
Get back to work :O! ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ  18:29, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Work involves running programs that take forever. So, I am technically working. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  18:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * :O h'ok. Suddenly, BANANA'S! Millions of them! ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 19:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Fuck that. 99 Bananas made me puke for a few hours straight two weekends ago. (ofc, this might have something to do with the fact that I drank at least half the bottle, and at least half a bottle of alcohol prior to that.) ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  19:06, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * lol borderline alcohol poisoning. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 19:08, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey, at least I didn't get arrested or black out. The former was a large worry as me and two drunk friends stumbled past a cop, barely able to keep ourselves from stumbling off the 6 foot wide sidewalk. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  19:24, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * oh wow. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 20:12, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I once drank almost a whole bottle of vodka mixed with a delightful little scottish soda called Irn Bru. I fell asleep on a sidewalk, threw up next to myself, then was woken up by two cops who asked "Is that your vomit?". I shrugged and they told me to get up and go home. Then I did. The end. - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 20:18, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Panic, you are awesome. I've yet to throw up in public, though one of my friends did piss in the corner of a fast-food restaurant. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:25, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * By far the best drunk story yet. I have yet to have drank till I spewed and honestly hope I never do, but Panic that was epic. ﮎHædõ๘  یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 20:28, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Now, besides side-tracking us into some epic story about Panic's manly drunkeness, was there something important about bananas? ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Better story is the skank in my french class who wanted to screw her boyfriend after school, but didn't have a condom or lube so used a couple of mayonnaise packets to slick her ass up and did anal in her car in the parking lot.--Goldenstar 20:34, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * i once heard a story about someone who did that, got mayo all over the inside of her vag, woke up a few days later with itching there, went to hospital. the may had gone mouldy and maggots were living there. [[Image:Cute McMonkey.png]]Tab 20:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Did she name them? A brave person would name their maggots. - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 20:39, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow. I lost faith in humanity twice between those two stories. Although maggots in the vag defiantly is up there for the stupidest shit i've ever heard. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 20:44, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * lolHumanity. - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 20:46, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * lolskanks. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:49, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * loldοngs - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 20:51, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

M'am it appears you have moldy mayo in your vaginal area, and that maggots have taken a liking to it. Can I ask why there is moldy mayo in your vagina? I haven't heard a good story in awhile you see. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ  20:57, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Well it just so happens that I wanted to have sex, but in the back of an alley. I couldnt find my KY Jelly and condoms, so I had to improvise with some old mayo packets and a black garbage bag. Long story short the sex was so good I vowed never to wash my cunt again. ^_____________^ - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 21:02, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Over this past weekend, I actually ended up with rugburn on my cock. Moving panties to the side does not always work as well as rap music would lead you to believe. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:14, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - [[Image:Panic_sig7.gif‎]] 21:30, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * C'MON DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
 * :O ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 22:28, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Dear Cedave
I request you teach me to vaettir farm because 4 anniversary is coming up, and I want to farm birthday cupcakes.

Sincerly,

Brandnew 13:06, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
 * PM me. I'll be on at various times today. Danny Used Frenzy. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  15:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

wat
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 * Atomkraft Nein [NeiN] -- Crowels [슴Mc슴] Mootles  18:39, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * c. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:54, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

http://thecoolestanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/penguin1.jpg

skakid9090 21:11, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Since when did you play with NeiN? -- Crowels [슴Mc슴] Mootles  21:13, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * since they sold invites and we had alex call eblast spike for us. made about 300k selling invites myself. :3 ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:27, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't really think that counts for past guild :p -- Crowels [슴Mc슴] Mootles  21:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * pfft. if the germans hadn't sold tons of invites to shitters, we were gonna use it to farm champs. =p ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:38, 23 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Wow I didn't know you speak for Frosty or even everyone else for that matter. I am sorry for whatever pissed you off or how I even managed to do that.  I will ask nicely but I have a feeling you won't do it...but please if you have something agasint me then keep it to yourself and leave me alone.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 22:20, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I'll be watching you. -- Crowels [슴Mc슴] Mootles  22:32, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ lol [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 23:05, 23 April 2009
 * I love how random shit spreads across 10 talk pages and you end up not knowing wtf is going on ^________# [[Image:Frostysig9000.jpg|19px]]Frosty  the Admin 23:07, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Dear Xtreme,
 * Being terrible at Guild Wars and Build Wars is not a crime. However, refusing to admit when you're wrong or continuing to think that you are good at game is a crime, punishable by trolling. I assure you that you will continue to be trolled until you realize that you make LukeJohnson look a little less terrible every time you post something in a futile attempt to assert your knowledge of a topic. I'm saying this not to insult you, but to be blunt. You have to realize that you're bad at game to become any better. Once you've managed to completely restart your circuitry, you can begin to understand how gw and synergy work. I can't claim to be some guru myself, but I do know how things work, and I do understand the path to advancement because I, too, was once utterly horrid at gw.
 * Yours truly,
 * ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  23:18, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * On a possibly related topic, wot's a golfball passing through a garden hose got to do with anything? ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  23:19, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * It's how he came to have children. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 23:24, 23 April 2009
 * Dear Danny,
 * That was truly a great statement. I would like to know how I faulter at Guild Wars....then maybe I can learn and grow.  I don't know who this Luke guy is but I am sure it is someone I do not wish to know.  If it is knowledge that eveyone is trying to give they have a real shitty way of showing it.  I like others make mistakes and do try.  I have been under the gun since I came here without any chance of success cause I had a build that works and the theory was good.  I read what ppl were saying but I was doing something different.  I do play well at the game and it is strange that you have never seen my play let alone be able to come to that conculsion.  But never the less I am the new guy so I must suck right?  I will keep reading and listen but will always defend myself and refuse to jerk off others or kiss there ass to get there much needed vote.
 * yours truly,
 * [[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 23:55, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * P.S I choose to ignore a 24 year old man who acts like a teenager who works with retards all day long.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 23:58, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
 * http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc60/poisonapple2005/43080707Aye-aye-Daubentonia.jpg
 * skakid9090 00:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You're bad at ignoring. And I don't work with retards, I work with physically and sexually abused teenagers. Some of the teens I work with have been beaten to the point where they are considered "mentally handicapped", but not all of them are retarded. So, go fuck yourself. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">00:10, 24 April 2009
 * Oh, and what do you do for a living? [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">00:10, 24 April 2009
 * Xtreme, you're married with kids (like KJ with kids), make the terrible choice to devote time on PvX (like KJ), supposedly work (like KJ), and yet you still can't manage to be politically correct. Get some dignity to be honest. --<font color=Orange face="Comic Sans MS">Shazzy diddles 01:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't have kids (if that's what you said). [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">02:06, 24 April 2009
 * That's what I intended (I speak broken English). --<font color=Orange face="Comic Sans MS">Shazzy diddles 02:48, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * That bat is fking cute--Relyk 02:55, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * It is a boy (a male bat). --<font color=Orange face="Comic Sans MS">Shazzy diddles 03:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Xtreme, I would strongly suggest you not suck anyone off around here, but I would also suggest not posting builds for a while. Go play the game for a few months and learn why some things work and others don't. Run the over-ran wiki builds. You'll figure it out. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  09:32, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * For a living I am a Marketing Analyst for NCSOFT. Seeing who plays these games and how to improve market strategies.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 10:48, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * If the pitchforks weren't out already, they most certainly are now. ~ [[Image:Tycncookiesig.jpg|19px]] Tycn  [a]  11:11, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * XTREME IS POSSIBLY THE BEST TROLL THIS WIKI HAS EVER HAD. The end. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 15:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * For a living I am a Marketing Analyst for NCSOFT. Seeing who plays these games and how to improve market strategies.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 10:48, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * If the pitchforks weren't out already, they most certainly are now. ~ [[Image:Tycncookiesig.jpg|19px]] Tycn  [a]  11:11, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * XTREME IS POSSIBLY THE BEST TROLL THIS WIKI HAS EVER HAD. The end. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 15:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Xtreme
gets his checks from NCSoft, meaning we can now find out his name and address. raid anyone? ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:30, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny le Badie! [[Image:Frostysig9000.jpg|19px]]<font color="Blue">Frosty <font color="Blue"> the <font color="Blue">Admin 20:36, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny McBanned sometime in the next twelve hours for calling Auron an autistic pedophile whose head is so far up his ass he could lick his prostate. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:39, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Also, I'll give you a cookie (or maybe a stack of cupcakes) if you get me Xtreme's IP address. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:40, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow now that is "xtreme"[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 20:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * For christ's sake, learn to fucking indent correctly. Also, you could just tell me what location you work at so I can get a staff list faster kthx. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  20:55, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny le getting trolled! [[Image:Frostysig9000.jpg|19px]]<font color="Blue">Frosty <font color="Blue"> the <font color="Blue">Admin 20:59, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny le bored at work. I debated trying to get KJ's real identity, but he'd probably give it to us without effort. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:01, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Danny Le Terrible Fapper Mc Channer 21:01, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * QQ ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:02, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
 * My true identity lies on your sister's phone (nude pics, hurray!). [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">13:33, 26 April 2009
 * SEXTING? isnt that illegal? --<font color="FF4500" face="calibri">Darklɘs  <font color="#FF8C00" face="calibri">McChaosmongɘr  [[Image:Darwkchawossig.jpg|19px]] 21:09, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Only if you're doing it right. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">21:11, 27 April 2009
 * orite, ur doin it wrong -.-' --<font color="FF4500" face="calibri">Darklɘs  <font color="#FF8C00" face="calibri">McChaosmongɘr  [[Image:Darwkchawossig.jpg|19px]] 21:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Pedobear unapproved because 17 is legal in Illinois. ups. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  03:21, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * http://sexschool.ytmnd.com/ --Mafaraxas 04:02, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * We can trade pics with one another ^^--Relyk 04:09, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Candyspike
Is random as fuck.  Life  07:02, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * c. is the idea. also it works because no obvious spike tell. also, WoH is shit and HB is better, you just need to be not terrible at shit. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  07:32, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Glyph of renewal going up and the mesmer moving into range is kinda obvious, bur i guess there's no tell on who the spike is going to be on.  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 07:41, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * In soviet russia, enemy moves into range of you. also happens in HA. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  07:44, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * on a similar note, it will always be less obvious than WE dashing at target, or OoV going up, or most other spike tells. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  07:45, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Nice FG reference, and true. How much damage does it do? I'm awful at computing.  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 07:45, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, and isnt Empathic>expel?  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 07:49, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Not when you cba to bring PnH. Also, it deals more damage than any omegaspike you'd ever face. Not as much as a non-fortressway, but still plenty. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  08:00, 28 April 2009 (UTC)