User talk:Karate Jesus/Archive 10

I have to actually go do some work now
I'll try to finish the SC section of the build packs tonight or tomorrow. Someone please do the farming section. I want to get that done. Karate  Jesus  23:38, 18 November 2009

I'm a massive faggot -- Angel us  23:39, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

How dare you archive my sig and not use it D:  Pimp strong  hand  23:43, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, I'll add it to my list o' sigs later. I have to go do some irl work now. Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  23:43, 18 November 2009

Thunda, you're so kind <3 -- Angel us  03:28, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I guess you got admin privileges?
Congrats. Invincible  Rogue  02:43, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
 * Thanks :D Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] Jesus  03:17, 19 November 2009

Deleting
Make sure you get the talk pages! Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor 04:30, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

You're an admin now
Wtf. -- <font color="Black">Drah <font color="black" size="1">06:24, 19 November 2009 (UTC) 
 * so tempted to revert you on the basis of stupidity...Gringo 06:27, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
 * Go ahead. -- <font color="Black">Drah <font color="black" size="1">06:29, 19 November 2009 (UTC) 

Hilarious. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 07:00, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Dear Karate Jesus
It would appear to me that you are in one of your asshole-ish moods.

Please never stop.

Love,

-- -Chaos- (talk) -- 18:12, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
 * I am? Well, maybe it's because of the day. I'm at a state commissioning board meeting pretty much all day, and they're about as annoying as going to Twilight on opening night with a splitting migraine and every time the prepubescent, goth-clad, moronic girls finally take a break off wetting themselves from screaming fits of ecstasy, a mariachi band plays the greatest hits of Duran Duran with their new bagpipes player, who you're sure is just a spunky kid yet still in the deep, dark pit of your soul you want to take his bagpipes and jam them up his anus. And hell, you might do it too, if it weren't for the fact that it would cause all the tiny future strippers/secretaries to scream yet again and lead you to only further your rampage of death and destruction.
 * But seriously, I'm actually in a good mood today. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:34, 19 November 2009
 * Just don't go get blind & bulletproof on sake when you get home and go nuts with your new keys to the candy store.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 18:42, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not sure which one you're referencing - me fucking up prepubescent girls or me fucking up the wiki. If the former, that was a joke. If the latter, don't worry, I like the wiki and hope I do a good job maybe even help improve stuff :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:53, 19 November 2009

Get on MSN <3 -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
 * I can relate to you with the pubescent girls thing. I've raised 5 girls and the youngest is 13 now. I've spent years dealing with their issues and their friends' issues. I am of the firm belief that teenage girls are the most obnoxious, spiteful, and vindictive creatures on the planet.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 17:10, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Pewpew
Kj swingzzzz da ban hammerrrrr

!!!!Gz

Hf making this shithole shitless ;D 01:56, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't that mean, like, banning you permanently? -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:26, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Because you're never on msn
I give you this music: Funny X-Mas Carol, as well as pure fucking awesomeness you fag. As always, have a nice day. Iffy.

Dear most powerful KJ
I have heard that it is your birthday in 2 hours, and, since you are now an admin, i must proceed to suck your dick. Happy birthday mr. KJ. Life  Guardian  05:51, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * If you really want to suck my dick, I believe you have an eblade >:D. Kidding. Thanks. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:31, 20 November 2009
 * Well, Nine would also like to wish you happy B-day. Sans the promise of homosexual gratification of any sort, but happy b-day all the same.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 16:25, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Just send me some sake, and you can forget the gratification. Although, both would be nice :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:26, 20 November 2009
 * I thought you ordered a bottle off sakeone.com the other day. I'd be happy to send you a b-day bottle of Pearl, but I'm having trouble figuring out how to upload it.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 16:35, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha. Yea, actually, I did. I got it just in time for a friend's bday....so he drank most of it (bastard). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:37, 20 November 2009
 * What did he think of it?--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 16:43, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * He had just turned 21 and didn't drink as a kid (he was raised in a conservative family), so he didn't like it much. I loved it, btw. I think he was just trying to find out how much he had to drink to feel something. Which was pretty funny to watch. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:50, 20 November 2009
 * You don't have to drink much of that to feel something. It's a full 18%. I drink a bottle of it, and I'm ready to wrassle alligators.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω  16:53, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * That's why it was funny :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">16:57, 20 November 2009

dearest KJ
how do i get show/hide boxes on this wiki? -- <font color="Purple">Angel <font color="Blue">us  20:12, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Look at my Characters' pages. It's pretty easy to figure out if you just copy the code there and play with it. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:13, 20 November 2009
 * i tried tinkering around with it for a bit and copy and pasting but im too stupid to figure it out. can someone post a regular show/hide box so i can c/p? -- <font color="Purple">Angel <font color="Blue">us Evertonangelus.gif 20:22, November 20, 2009 (UTC)


 * Look at it in edit. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:27, 20 November 2009
 * thank you kind sir -- <font color="Purple">Angel <font color="Blue">us Evertonangelus.gif 20:35, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * thank you kind sir -- <font color="Purple">Angel <font color="Blue">us Evertonangelus.gif 20:35, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

admin shit
look here that adds a couple of tabs at the top of pages as well as a new portlet. you can customise it (remove add what you like), but it's a handy bit of code to have so you don't hvae to keep goign back to a page with all your links =p <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  20:15, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * Already have it :D. It's just that some of my links fuck up the wiki. I'm trying to figure that out now. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:16, 20 November 2009

D: I actually dislike this pimped out appearance. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:28, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * It's annoying me too, atm. I'm trying to fix it :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:29, 20 November 2009
 * Hmm, I wonder what's making the "edit" links disappear from here. That's annoying me the most. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:35, 20 November 2009
 * Yeah, it made me pay attention to the appearance. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 20:36, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Thank god for people like Poke :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:10, 20 November 2009
 * I heard he's amazing at coding. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 21:27, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ Pretty much. I plan on getting his help when I start on my bot project. Btw, is the page better now? Or still too annoying? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">21:28, 20 November 2009
 * Not as much, but I'm annoyed by things not being / looking like I'm used to. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 23:39, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

pretty sure auron said something awhile ago about not allowing to have formatted usertalks. -- <font color="Black">Drah <font color="black" size="1">02:12, 22 November 2009 (UTC) 
 * you really had to be THAT guy drah? Gringo 03:52, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
 * yeah. -- <font color="Black">Drah <font color="black" size="1">04:23, 22 November 2009 (UTC) 
 * I'm pretty sure it isn't policy so it doesn't matter. ···  Danny  Pew   Pew  04:59, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
 * Don't we have some already? -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 10:10, November 22, 2009 (UTC)


 * Drah, I'll talk to Auron about this on MSN and see how he feels. In the meantime, I recommend that you learn the difference between a policy, a guideline, and what Auron says (and in what context he says it). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">13:51, 22 November 2009
 * I'm pretty usre it's on User Policy or something. Auron told me off for it. Defying Auron KJ? You rebel! <font color="DarkGreen"> ~  <font color="DarkGreen">Short <font color="DarkGreen"> ~  13:59, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
 * Where? I sure don't see it. And if you think I'm "defying" Auron, then you must have skipped over my first sentence :/ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">14:06, 22 November 2009

;o <span style="border-right:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;border-left:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;font-family:serif;font-size:8pt;"> Thomas   So   Dutch  14:06, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
 * "Don't use random colors when contributing to talk pages. Don't disrupt text flow. Keep it black and keep it simple. Otherwise, it disrupts text flow and hurts others' eyes."
 * I think even Misery would say that that could be interpreted many different ways (and probably often is). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">14:08, 22 November 2009
 * I believe in that context he was referring to all the font being red in colour. given that KJ hasn't touched the text i'm not seeing a huge issue. This isn't really disrupting anything or making anything any harder to do. <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  14:46, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^. I've already offline messaged Auron anyway. I'll see how he feels about it. Most likely, he wont give a rat's ass. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">15:11, 22 November 2009
 * the edit button at the top still works, the edit section buttons still work, and it doesn't show anything but 1 line of code (templated, but still) when you edit the page. are you having trouble editing this talk page or something, Drahgal Meir? - Auron 04:43, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * Auron is a lovely troll. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 07:25, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * i'm trying to ascertain why anyone would bug someone about their talk page unless it was actually hurting their ability to edit it >.> - Auron 09:00, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * Naturally, but your dramatic ending on it was nearly hilarious. -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 09:09, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

What'd I say? <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">17:43, 23 November 2009
 * now convince auron to have the same attitude about signatures. ie: who gives a shit. Gringo 17:55, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, well, I think he only cares about sigs if they're an obviously ridiculous policy break (like maffles'). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:01, 23 November 2009
 * moo. tbh it may as well have uniquely identified me, don't think anyone else is weird enough to phonetically translate their name into greek.  now i just have to come up with something more clever than this when i get unbanned from gww. &mdash; Maf so rational. 18:12, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ lol. If only the user names didn't capitalize themselves, you could have used it, tbh. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">18:22, 23 November 2009
 * mɑfɑrɑʃsɑs is mafaraxas in modern day phonetical iirc, but that's boring :( <span style="border-right:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;border-left:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;font-family:serif;font-size:8pt;"> Thomas   So   Dutch  18:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * -- .- ..-. ..-. . .-.. ... maffels in morse :> <span style="border-right:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;border-left:dotted 2px #AAAAAA;font-family:serif;font-size:8pt;"> Thomas   So   Dutch  18:45, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


 * Does typing it in lower-case go to the correct page? -- -Chaos- (talk) -- 18:48, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * no, and the sig will stay in english. <font color="#4169E1"> ~ PheNaxKian <font color="#8A2BE2">talk  18:55, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ I suggest listening to Phen :D <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">20:11, 23 November 2009

So, my brother just shot one of these fuckers in the head and it didn't die.
Btw, did I ever tell you guys I have a brother? And that he's hardcore? We used to hunt snapping turtles as kids, but he found a 50ish pound one and decided to shoot it today....with a fucking 10 gauge....and it didn't die. Yea...he had to use his 44 mag pistol to finish it off after it charged him. He sent me a pic. That fucker is crazy. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">22:54, 23 November 2009
 * Yep sounds like he is from Texas<font color="#b22222"> X 23:41, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">23:42, 23 November 2009
 * Turtle murderers should be hung drawn and quartered. Turtles are so cute :< --<font color="Black">Frosty  [[Image:Frostcharge.jpg|19px]] 23:56, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ but taste good in a soup (I have 2 pet turtles)<font color="#b22222"> X 00:01, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

http://slices-of-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/turtle_om_nom_nom.jpg

Next time you hear of a shooting of a turtle, think of this cute creature. --<font color="Black">Frosty  00:05, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * WTF are you brits doing serving mash potatoes to a turtle? It's called lettus<font color="#b22222"> X  00:06, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * OIC you are fatting him/her up....my bad<font color="#b22222"> X 00:07, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * From what I can see the source of this image is the United States, so you yanks are fattening this poor cute creature to eat, even though you could be eating fried chicken. --<font color="Black">Frosty  [[Image:Frostcharge.jpg|19px]] 00:09, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/jeffcorwin/episode/episode04_10/gallery/snappingturtle.jpg

Some turtles are cute. However, that's not quite the word I'd use for alligator snapping turtles....they're more of the deadly variety. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate  <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:11, 24 November 2009
 * Chickens are too fast for the fat ass yanks to chase so they have reverted to this....us canucks chase beavers<font color="#b22222"> X 00:14, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * the inside of its mouth looks like a hookers vagina. Gringo 00:19, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * That is just a close up of the other pic....and then they give it a scary title "Aligator snapping turtle"<font color="#b22222"> X 00:20, November 24, 2009 (UTC)


 * It's so cute! --<font color="Black">Frosty  [[Image:Frostcharge.jpg|19px]] 00:23, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * Tbh, I've been bitten by a snapping turtle (not the alligator kind). It fucking hurts. Oh, and my uncle got his arm broken fucking around with an alligator snapping turtle as a kid (lolrednecks). <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:24, 24 November 2009
 * My great grandpa used to tell me stories about noodling snappers during the depression. He'd tell me they weren't too bad to eat and when you hadn't eaten for quite a spell, they were real good to eat.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 00:42, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * lol he forgot to feed them mash potatoes first<font color="#b22222"> X 00:43, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

2009 ]]
 * My great grandpa used to tell me stories about noodling snappers during the depression. He'd tell me they weren't too bad to eat and when you hadn't eaten for quite a spell, they were real good to eat.--<font color="Blue">Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 00:42, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * I've been bitten by a dog, it fucking hurt, why doesn't the world (aside from China) eat dogs? --<font color="Black">Frosty  [[Image:Frostcharge.jpg|19px]] 00:44, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
 * Honestly, I wouldn't eat turtle unless I was desperate. <font color="Black" face="cambria">Karate [[File:KJ for sig.png]] <font color="Black" face="cambria">Jesus  <font face="Arial" color="gray" size="1">00:48, 24 November 2009