User:Xxunrealxx1/quotes

".Why not a Spike build in PvE?User:Hate is everywhere
 * From a PvE IV team spike, Using 8x people using IV and YMLAD to spike

"== Hi == Mr. Xtreme. I'm Angelus and I work for the FBI. I have a gorgeous wife and I love to have sex with her ever night as I pound my foot long peice of man meat into her every. single. night. I make about $200,000 a year and have 6 kids. I have 3 homes and I live in a huge mansion. Nice to meet you, lets be friends. -- 02:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Basically Everyone on Xtreme1's talk. WE all lol'd
 * I'm Danny and I work as a business consultant for several top corporations, including IBM and Microsoft. I'm unmarried by choice, preferring to frequent the local clubs and bring home whatever fine set of tits and ass catches my attention. I'm averaging 5 million USD per quarter, and I take the winters and summers off to vacation. My primary residence is a penthouse in Trump Tower, but I hold timeshares with Marriot and Hilton. I hope we can get to know each other better! ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  05:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm Misery, I'm still a student, struggle to make rent each month and I am on the verge of flunking most of my classes. I often cook for myself out of cans or eat cheap Chinese takeaways. I'm 23 and still a virgin, probably due to my highly abrasive personality. I haven't even talked to a girl properly since I was 12. I pleasure myself almost nightly and have a socially crippling porn addiction. I contemplate suicide weekly, but don't have the guts to actually go through with it and detest the site of blood. Due to my total failure in life both professionally and socially I come on to the internet and take it out on innocent third parties by trying to make their lives miserable and sucking all the joy out of something that should be nothing but fun. Please, please, please be my friend. [[Image:Misery_Cow.png|19x19px]] Misery Says Moo   06:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You're talking about my life in 7 years, it's strangely bothersome :<--Relyk 06:51, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * @Angelus...6 kids...damn and you still have time to PVX....you got your wife trained!!!!
 * @Danny...pfffft...Trump tower....everybody knows | Palms hotel in Las Vegas is where it is at....I think you only make 4mil/year.
 * @Misery can you be more specific....you just described every student...Besides the food of choice is Kraft Dinner so I think you are full of shit. I KNOW you work for APPLE!!!![[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 11:10, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Wow you did university wrong. [[Image:Misery_Cow.png|19x19px]] Misery Says Moo   11:38, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * LOL[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 12:37, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Hi, I'm Shadow I'm a raging drunk with bipolar personality disorder. I work at a local law firm at which I was just made partner. I make six figures a year defending societies lowest scum ranging from murderers to rapists. I come home at night cold and alone because my job and personality disorder make it nearly impossible to hold a relationship. I come on the internet to find more monsters such as myself, please be my friend? ﮎHædõ๘  یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 12:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Typical scumbag commie lawyer...cold night...must be a russian[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 13:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Hi, I'm KJ. I currently work for a brokerage firm dealing exclusively with Madison Avenue. My average annual income is $800k/year. I am married to a woman in New York and one in Philadelphia, have 6 children between my two families, and neither are aware that the other exists. As a humanist, it pains me that I abuse both of my wives physically and sexually; however, as a polygamist it is my duty set forth by God long before my birth. I have an unhealthy desire to inflict pain on myself and have frequently been found in obscure places with unexplainable cuts and bruises all over my body. I especially enjoy sounding and hope that you will join with me in the intense physical release provided by the practice. Please be my friend! [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 14:47, 29 April 2009
 * Hi, I'm Relyk. I just spelled my name backwards to come up with a username. I enjoy relaxing on the cold pavement in the middle of the night wondering why my cat died. Then I punch the ground until my fists cry blood. I like a girl I've known for 6 years who I will never ask out because I'm afraid of failure. In fact, I think of myself as a failure for not being perfect. My mother is a biased, clueless, simpleton and I don't even know who my dad is. I randomly scream in horror when I realize I'm not in a rich home enjoying life to the lowest and instead suffer from intellect that turns me into forlorn, unfeeling bastard. If I have children, I will raise them against all the ideals my parents raised me through as rebellion against society. I only talk to people when I think its necessary or important, for which part I don't talk to anyone. I think its necessary to talk to you right now. So will you be my friend?--Relyk 15:29, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * RELYK IF YOU'RE GOING TO TROLL DO IT RIGHT, IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR DAD IS HOW CAN YOUR "PARENTS" HAVE RAISED YOU....... ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 15:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * ^ too believable. Poor troll attempt. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 15:39, 29 April 2009
 * Fuck you shadowsin--Relyk 15:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I actually thought miserys was real. Rawrawr Dinosaur 15:50, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Come on Rawr you know Misery is a lesbo trapped in a guys body right?[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 18:01, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

u mad?  Misery Says Moo   20:07, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Nope[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 20:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)


 * I'm 24, married, and live in the South (of the US). I just finished my Masters in Adolescent Development and have BA's in Education and Greek. I have worked with teens for over 6 years now and continue to do so at my new job. I lack any original thoughts and compelled to do what everyone else is doing so I can be accepted.  Please from this day forward call me sheep.  Call me.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 22:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You forgot the part about sounding. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 22:30, 29 April 2009
 * Yah right beside the cervix....or others would consider calling it uvula...lol[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 23:13, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't think you'd know a troll if it stood in front of you and said "im a fucking troll" --[[Image:AngelusEverton.png]] 00:40, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * wuts a troll?--Relyk 00:45, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I think they guard bridges and eat goats.Kammorremae 00:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * i have yet to see one guard a bridge--Relyk 00:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Kammorremae 01:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Can I haz troll? [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 16:39, 30 April 2009

Hi, my name is [insert any PvX member here]. I'm quite possibly in high school, maybe in college, might have graduated, and probably haven't dropped out, regardless of what many people call retardation. I'm actually mildly intelligent, but have yet to begin to understand how things work in video games (i.e. why the sniper rifle isn't always good, or what synergy is). I make little to no money every year (at most probably $45,000). I might have a girlfriend or wife (although I'd probably never share pictures of her out of fear of being ridiculed). I live in a suburb-sized city (or Gary if I'm black). I have various hobbies, none of which are very productive or worth mentioning. I've barely experienced anything life has to offer, and probably never will experience most of it. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  17:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Do I qualify if I make $42k a year (fucking non-profit), but my wife makes $84k? I want to be one of the cool stereotypes too, so I hope this doesn't disqualify me. Oh, and I would show pics of my wife, but she would rip my nuts off if I did. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 18:01, 30 April 2009


 * Now we know who wares wears the pants in your familly[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 18:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Now we know who can grammar.  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 18:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Crap[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 18:11, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Um...how did you not already know it'd be my wife? Wait 'til you get married and then you'll understand. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 18:12, 30 April 2009
 * Men with beards full of menergy should be wearing the pants imo.  Life [[Image:WikiLOD7.gif]] 18:22, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * I wear the pants in some situations and she wears the pants in others. That's how marriages work. If only 1 person wears the pants for everything that would be a fucked up marriage. [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] 18:34, 30 April 2009
 * It's called pussy whipped[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 18:47, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Xtreme, God invented doggy style for a reason, and it wasn't just to give Ron Jeremy a career.--Kammorremae 19:08, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi Mr. Xtreme, I'm Rh.....er...guilwarssrsbsns. I spend my life living between 3 primary locations in the United States, focusing on the eastern coast. To get by, i frequent gay bars and lead unsuspecting men into short term relationships in order to get their bank account info. I then brutally molest them, murder them, and drain their blood (which i keep in an organized collection under a scret panel in the floor of my cellar in my home in North Carolina). After disposing of their bodies, now dried to the point of resembling a prune, i leave town to my next location and begin this procces again. IN my spare time i frequent online MMORPG's such as guild wars not only to find potential targets, but as a means of sexual release, pleasuring myself to the thoughts of Charr fellating my 3.2 inch phallus. nice to meet you - GuildWarsSrsBsns 19:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * You've got me beat by an inch and a half. Damn [[Image:KJ needed a new sig....sig.png]] <font face="Arial" color="gray">19:47, 30 April 2009
 * @Rh...finally I have met "That guy"...you know the one that takes it too far. Please to meet you....now gtfo[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 20:27, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * tbh, im not taking it too far. give me an email address and i'll send you some photographs of my victims. - 70.15.5.190 21:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * He would never take anything too far. He just tells you as it is. ··· Danny   Does   Drugs  21:18, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
 * For a serial killer you suck at gathering info. You like hacking people so learn to hack computers.[[Image:Xtreme Hunter.png]] 11:09, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
 * This topic is now about bunnies. Can anyone suggest a cute mcRabbit for me to get as a pet? :3, Also rhys bbz you couldn't hurt a fly let alone drain all the blood out of peoples bodies. ﮎHædõ๘ یíɳ [[image:Shadowsin_sig.PNG|19px]] 07:30, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Who's Rhys? ;3 - GuildWarsSrsBsns 17:21, 2 May 2009 (UTC)"

if I could suck myself off, I wouldn't have gotten married ;) User:Karate Jesus
 * KJ after someone said his Strong beard was pubes from sucking himself.

Dshot's good only for backline relief but sucks at damage.--BlazingBurdy 16:35, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
 * BlazingBurdy on his talk page, saying bow rangers are inferior to R/Ps.

I think we just started some wikidrama. Sorry, that should be in caps. WIKIDRAMA!!!!! User:Karate Jesus
 * KJ on DAnnys page about some rearded fail rt frontliner bar that well tagging sparked a huge wikidramaness

".if I could ban people or protect pages, bad things would be happening right now User:Karate Jesus
 * From KJ on Extreme1ne's dumb build

"This could work for urgoz i guess, User:Killer Hasy" rated: 3, 3, [x].
 * From a PvP HA Smiter Build. Using Lingering Curse trying to mak a Hybred,

"Goddamn it's hard to sound as retarded as most of the people on this site. I give up. Misery Says Moo 16:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC) "
 * from Life's PvE guide talk page.

EXPLICIT sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren’t you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren’t sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn’t you. bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t! sweet17: You don’t look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy…. bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture. sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs. sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker! sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry. sweet17: No you aren’t bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I’m done with you bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry. sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty sweet17: You’ll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don’t know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I’m afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to sweet17: I didn’t say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!” bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can’t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It’s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh …going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: …still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple… bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin… bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: …going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
 * from www.bash.org/?top2