User:The Gates Assassin/Epic Quotes

Here's a long list of my favorite quotes from litterally anywhere. Feel Free to add one if it's good.

Favorite Quotes

 * You can typically categorize skills in one of two ways, those that let you make plays, and those that prop up the rest of the bar. Well there's a third category that you can generally sum up as 'bad', but I don't think about that one. ~Ensign


 * Yes. That's what it is. Bias. It couldn't possibly because you are wrong, and running around with 'my build is so great' blinders on. I'm just biased. ~Ensign


 * Welcome to PvE forums, where everyone is a winner, every idea is a good one, and anyone who says otherwise is a disrespectful, ignorant asshole. Remember this is guru, where Paragons are bad, Mesmers are amazing, and these opinions are backed up with zeal not evidence. ~Ensign


 * So wait, you're saying that you SHOULD be able to kill people by pressing 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 through any sort of positioning, blocks, and with powerful KDs to hold them in position and keep them from protecting themselves? 

yes. ~X Cytherea X


 * ''Wasn't that great....I wanted to see a fight.

''I wanted it to be all

''Izzy: I know what I'm doing.

''Ensign: Im sure you have a good idea, but your also ****ing it up.

''Izzy: Thats it!

''Ensign: Ya it is!

''Izzy: Bring your character! My Guild hall.... noon.''

You know it be awesome. ~ensoriki


 * PvXWiki is not the United States Congress. You know what we do? Here, we make builds and have contests. Yay. We don't plot on how to fuck you over ~Guild Of Deals


 * "Hey, don't break too much DICK there." Ultimate admin phrase ever?  ~Guild of Deals


 * What is this? A CENTER FOR ANTS?!? How can we be expected to teach kids how to read...if they can't even fit inside the building? It need to be at least...THREE times bigger than this.(Next Guy) ..He's absolutely right... ~Derek Zoolander


 * can someone explain to me why after asking a question bill [o'rielly] always says "go" to the interviewee........as if they do not know when to start answering his retarded questions. he is so goddamn patronizing. ~peace190788


 * I would rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. ~unknown


 * If you cant take the heat get away from the fire. People will criticize you, grow a thicker skin, because in the real world thats how things work. If you dont want the criticism do not post your build, guide or strategy because inevitably someone will disagree with you and you will obviously get peeved.  ~ Drucila


 * So unfortunately even though the idea of the post was noble the presentation was not. Kind of like covering a tasty fresh apple pie in crap. Doesn't matter how good the pie is you still have to dig through the crap to get at it.  ~Johny Bravo


 * Haikus are fun


 * The don't need to make sense


 * Refrigerator. ~Corruplt Intrept


 * AB is pve, but without res sigs.  ~Legendary Jamie


 * I've had mixed feelings about Mudkip for years but while we do fight a lot I know deep down in my heart that I liek Mudkip, I just hope it feels the same way. --Entropy 04:28, 6 January 2007 (UTC)


 * C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!


 * Not more errors than I have done!! If you are using this text not kopoert and 7 other videos einfügst, you will die within one year distressful! Tust you but you will be the next 7 days of something nice surprise! If you read that you are cursed and will die within 5 years post this nachrich under 10 videos and you will not read spared me, I only protect themselves ~German spambot on youporn


 * I EAT SQUISHIES NOM NOM NOM--Shadowsin 20:38, 28 November 2007 (CET)


 * Excelling in damage output only has use provided other variables can be reliably controlled by other teammates, which means this fails in areas outside of organized PvP. Take off tags, please. -Shen 18:21, 26 January 2008 (EST)

...? Misfate 18:23, 26 January 2008 (EST)


 * Reversal of Fortune is overpowered

Rawr


 * Your face is overpowered. &mdash; Skuld 03:13, 9 March 2007 (CST)


 * No, your mom is overpowereed. -Silk Weaker 03:43, 9 March 2007 (CST)


 * ur mom jokes were funny in like the 3rd grade... and rof is a little overpowered 70.22.207.55 16:40, 11 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your mom was funny in the 3rd grade.--Nog64Talk [[Image:Word_of_Healing.jpg|19px]] 16:44, 11 March 2007 (CDT)
 * ROFL. -- Xeones [[image:Xeones.jpg]] 07:32, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Now she's just funny-looking. --Shattered Self 07:36, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your face is funny-looking? --Silk Weaker 08:15, 14 March 2007 (CDT)
 * To answer your question, no, my face is not funny-looking. It is the pinnacle of beauty. --Shattered Self 01:01, 15 March 2007 (CDT)
 * Your face is a pinnacle? -- Xeones [[image:Xeones.jpg]] 09:22, 4 April 2007 (CDT)
 * And thus we can conclude: nerf reversal. Rawr. - 91.153.22.139 20:28, 9 April 2007 (CDT)

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen on a talk page &mdash; JediRogue  (talk |contribs) 14:50, 19 April 2007 (CDT)


 * 00:10, 20 January 2008 Tycn (Talk | contribs) blocked "Unexist (contribs)" with an expiry time of 15 seconds (zomg vandalism)


 * One last thing. A pretty unique and effective use for RoF that I primarily see used by Awowa of rawr is the result of their fuckton of defense. Basically, a warrior that is training Awowa will only land about a 1/7 of his swings. What he does is RoF himself, and just kite with his shield set up. If the fucking moons align and the warrior manages to land an attack through the fucking rawr fortress then his attack does zero damage anyways, and Awowa reapplies the RoF and keeps kiting. That shit is fucking warrior hell. ~From Skakids Userpage


 * Unless someone wants to gut you and rape your dog, don't go to an admin about it. It's called putting the big boy/girl pants on.


 * my view on a rez sig in RA Slaver's Exile is this: People shoudn't die in the first place, becuase they should be able to heal themselves  have monks. thus a rez shoudn't be needed.
 * Balmung, that post was stupid and full of fallacies, and you should feel bad be permanently banned from any form of PvP for posting it. --71.229 18:55, 18 February 2008 (EST)


 * ''She's a witch!"

"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"... I got better."'' ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail


 * There's something about optimization that seems to confuse everyone around here. ~Rogue


 * Thank you for replacing the content on your userpage. Have A Great Day! --Shadowphoenix [[Image:User-Shadowphoenix Shadow Phoenix Signet.jpg|19x19px]] 23:02, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
 * You're being too nice. It's creeping me out. Violate NPA or something! &mdash;  Skakid  23:08, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Hi, I am sorry for being to nice. Have A Awsome Day! ;) --Shadowphoenix [[Image:User-Shadowphoenix Shadow Phoenix Signet.jpg|19x19px]] 23:24, 25 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Whats the lead attack? Also, instead of using attackers insight (since its A/D) Change it to a R/A and put points into expertise.Emeraldstone
 * Change functionality to 5e 1/4c 5r, Form "You become Chuck Norris. You win the game. The Undead Lich says "phuck-it" and returns to Orr. Shiro cuts himself. Abaddon gets served. You roundhouse kicks the hibernating shit out of the Ancient Dragons, despite the fact that they haven't awoken yet."


 * This build is awesome. It killed the master of healing. NOthing kills the Master of Healing. You should rename this build to April 31st, because it's impossible (well, it does this impossible). - Fire Tock