User:Guild of Deals/PvXcast

PvXcast
Is leet. It introduces PvX to people with great interviews. Here's some interview examples.

Hosts
Are Skakid Me and Grinch InfestedHydralisk. Audio-beotch is Grinch, and theme song composer is Skakid (I herd he lieks Mudkipz). Why the fuck not?

Interview with New Person
(Pokemon theme song)

Host #1: "Welcome to FailCast!"

Host #2: "no u."

Host #1: "Today, we interview a new member of the community. Welcome!"

Newbie: "Hiiiii!"

Host #2: "So, have you made any builds yet?"

Newbie: "Yes, I have! It's called LT Necro Owner! It uses Life Transfer to gank Monks"

Host #1: "*cough* ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE *cough*"

Newbie: "Errr... What?"

Host #1: "Nothing, continue."

Newbie: "Well, Life Transfer is very powerful, and along with some great skills like Vampiric Gaze and Backfire, Monks get totally owned!"

Host #1 and #2: "ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE!"

Newbie: "Errr..."

Host #2: "Continue on, we don't have a lot of time."

Newbie: "Well, I'm guessing it will get in the Good category of PvE, HA, and RA. Great is also a great chance."

Host #1: "Did you ever think of just bringing Corrupt Enchantment?"

Newbie: "WTF? Are you stupid? Corrupt Enchantment sucks. No one uses Enchantments. EVER!"

Host #2: "Did it ever occur to you that you fucking suck more than a cheap prostitute?"

Newbie: "WTF? STFU you asshole. I can 1v1 right now! I'll use my Healing Hands Wammo. I can take like 5 Warriors with that!"

Host #1: "Sure, maybe later. Too bad I have a life to continue with. Anyway, have fun and I hope you lrn2GW."

Host #2: "Anyway, in recent news, Grinch's Leet page has just been upgraded with a Life Transfer Ganker."

Host #1 and Host #2: "See ya! And remember! (song jingle) If you listen to PvXcast.. THEN. YOUR. GAAAY!"

In Recent News Section
Host #1: "Recently, some douche said Shock Axe was bad 'cause Shock gives Exhaustion."

Host #2: "Also, another nub said Cripshot sucks 'cause it can't solo cap in AB."

Host #1: "Also, another contributor got fed up with Guild Wars, PvX, and said they quit, but still contribute."

Host #2: "In addition, some guy got hella pissed after his Life Transfer/Flare build was 0-0-0'd and trolled everyone who voted against it. A drama llama has been added to the issue."

Host #1: "Also, Skakid now said chink. Officially, Skakid Said Chink is now a viable character/guild name."

(Theme song) "If you listen to PvXcast.. THEN. YOUR. GAAAY!"