User:Wizardboy777/Ask a stupid question day

Today, the 28th of September, is one of the holiest days of the year - it's officially Ask a Stupid Question Day.

In commemoration of this great event, here are some questions park rangers have had to field (courtesy of my local newspaper):

Niagara Falls State Park (New York)
"Where can I buy a ticket for the barrel ride?"

Grand Canyon National Park (Arizona)
"Exactly why did you guys put it here?" "What year did they build this?" "Is the mule train air-conditioned?"

Watson Lake (Yukon Territory, Canada)
"What time do y'all turn on the Northern Lights?"

Everglades National Park (Florida)
"What time does the 2 o'clock bus leave?" "Where are all the rides?"

Mesa Verde National Park (Colorado)
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"

Yellowstone National Park (Wyoming)
"How do you turn it [Old Faithful] on?" "We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?"

Carlsbad Caverns National Park (New Mexico)
"How many pingpong balls would it take to fill this up?" Here's the best one:

"How much of the cave is underground?"