User talk:Jaigoda/Archive 4

I gotta make 8 edits to vote so I'll just keep editting here to do that. --Jaigoda 03:31, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
 * And my sig doesn't seem to be appearing. Do I need to be doing something different from Wikia? --Jaigoda 03:40, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Ah, there we go. -- Jai . -  03:41, November 23 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, and let the fucking of wikia begin. And will someone come and save me from talking to myself?-- Jai . -  03:56, November 23 2010 (UTC)
 * Your not alone, the wikia is now ripe for the vandalism =)--Jarad 04:21, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

Rating Like a Pro
Because I was bored. And I'm assuming builds that were previously vetted and are meta anyway don't require reasoning in their votes. Or I'm hoping at least. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  04:47, November 23 2010 (UTC)
 * Someone could look at your vote and bring it up on the AN, and we'd have to remove it. Not like it matters though, since meta builds don't really need the votes and we're not throwing everything back into testing. Strict policy interpretation says that non-GvG/HA builds do need 5 votes, but now's really not the time for that. --Toraen 05:30, 23 November 2010 (UTC)
 * kk. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  05:39, November 23 2010 (UTC)

You Scythe what you sow... . . .. c wut i did thar? Lololololololol imsofunny
no-- Relyk  talk  06:11, 24 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I know. I was intentionally trying to be stupid. I realized later that I actually overdid it. But I was basically just trolling because the dude is an asshat and deserved the ban (and this second ban now ^.^). -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  08:39, November 24 2010 (UTC)
 * huzzah, new sig--Christmas sig.jpg talk  22:55, 24 November 2010 (UTC)
 * My sig fucking rapes yours in the half-assery contest. Like, no competition. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  00:43, November 25 2010 (UTC)
 * I win because I'm Finnish and due to the sheer amount of snow and rein-deers here it's always Christmas. Thus so long as my sig represents my nationality it's always a Christmas sig, and any 1/4-brained idiot knows Dandy is Finnish, so I'm using a Christmas signature even now. And it's definitely half-assed. Ass-less, even.--Dandybot 12:59, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
 * If anything it's full assed because you have to be finnish, requiring you to be a nationality is a big requisite for a sig. Frostels 13:48, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Also my name has Frost in it 24/7 and is my last name, therefore no effort what so ever was needed. Frostels 13:49, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm an ignorant American bastard! Is that redeemable for any amount of assery? Also, I think I just made up two words in one sentence. I bet I'd give Bush and Palin a run for their money. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  17:09, November 25 2010 (UTC)
 * reedemable is a word. And Palin is cool she support North Korea! Frostels 17:13, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Fixed your indent. And honestly, I don't much care what Palin's doing at this point. However, if she becomes president by some work of Satan, I will probably leave the US. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  17:33, November 26 2010 (UTC)
 * Dude your last name is Frost? That's fucking awesome. Mine's garlic in german. >.< -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  21:30, November 28 2010 (UTC)
 * Knoblauch--Christmas sig.jpg talk  22:05, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm sure that took a lot of effort. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  22:06, November 29 2010 (UTC)

Christmas Shit

 * Cowon J3 - high-end MP3 player that kick's the iTouch's ass in audio and video, which is all that matters to me (screw apps and shit).
 * Black Ops - Probably going to have to get it for the Wii since no PS3 and my computer's like 3 years old, but I haven't heard too many bad things about the Wii version, and the controls should be fun. Do most of you guys have it for the PC?
 * Some other stuff.
 * Your mom.

Discuss. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  21:28, November 28 2010 (UTC)
 * The black ops campaign isn't all that great, worth playing through once since veteran is faggy. If you get it for Wii, you are not going to be playing it online, so there really is no point. better off spending money on a 360 or ps3 since they're only like $200 now. I only have pirated version for pc, but judging by metacritic user ratings, the servers are so shitty it's unplayable. A new computer wouldnt hurt either since you should pirate any pc versions of games you want--Christmas sig.jpg talk  22:04, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

Just reminding you.
There are total of 3 Warriors, 3 Rangers, 3 Monks, 3 Elementalists, 3 Necromancers, 2 Mesmers, 2 Assassins, 2 Ritualists, 3 Dervishes, and 2 Paragons.--GWPirate 22:59, 29 November 2010 (UTC)
 * I slipped up exactly once on the para build. The 3 rits mistake was actually done by Life, not me. I changed it back to 2 rits. Go check PvX@Wikia if you don't believe me. And with the para build, I was editting like 2 or 3 other team builds at once, and was just throwing together the para build for the hell of it. They're just userspace builds for an update that hasn't fucking come out yet. And enormous is a retarded troll that has more misconceptions than Wikia has angry users, so there's no point in listening to what he says. -- Jai's Crappy Christmas Sig  ... -  23:22, November 29 2010 (UTC)

Always use protection
Blocked new and unregistered users from editing your page for a week because of vandalism from that irritating troll kid.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş   17:08, 30 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Extended to a month, actually. Don't want this to be a recurring issue.  —ǥrɩɳsɧƴ ɖɩđđɭɘş  [[Image:Grinshpon blinky cake.gif|19px]] 17:13, 30 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Wise advice. How did Jai do to become a target of a retard?--X 18:23, 30 November 2010 (UTC)
 * He posted a comment on Phen's page--Christmas sig.jpg talk  20:46, 30 November 2010 (UTC)
 * Actually, he's been trolling me for months. It mostly started because he was trying to trash crappy builds, but doing it so badly that he only made himself look worse. I told him why what he was arguing was stupid, and not the reason those builds were crap, but he somehow concluded that those builds were mine and I was defending them. After being banned for being a retard, he started trolling me and some other people that responded to him. A few dozen proxies later, and here we are. -- Jai 's Crappy Christmas Sig ...   -  00:31, December 1 2010 (UTC)

they'll fix the no email required eventually, obviously it's not a big issue-- talk  23:31, 1 December 2010 (UTC)
 * I really don't care one way or the other. The undo button works wonders, you know? -- Jai 's Crappy Christmas Sig ...   - <font color="#7A7A7A"> 23:33, December 1 2010 (UTC)

Oh boy, this kid's pissed now. He's serious now. He's totally gonna fuck with the site by writing walls of text that no one's gonna read. And here's the real killer: When the 7-hero teams come out, he's going to mega-fuck with the site by making real contributions and making real builds. Then he's gonna laugh and be like "MUAHAHAHA I MADE YOUR SITE BETTER HAHAHAHA THAT TOTALLY FUCKED YOU GUYS UP LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!111!" Good plan, enormous, good plan. That'll totally mess up the site, making real builds and all. You're obviously a genius, and none of us are a match for your awesome trolling mind power. -- Jai' s Crappy Christmas Sig...  -  18:40, December 2 2010 (UTC)
 * The sad thing is, you are responding, which means he is winning. <font color="Black">Frostels 19:47, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

I believe i come around every once in awhile to say you suck.-- talk  02:46, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

Lol 007 GoldenEye
I decided to get Goldeneye for christmas instead of black ops for the wii, since it was actually made specifically for the wii. I should also mention that it's pretty much the only FPS I've ever played seriously. I'm level 30 now (out of max 56), and I pretty much kick the asses of 90% of people I play. In team matches (4 on 4), I usually have 20-30 of the 40 kills, and in singles I usually have around a 30:10 kill ratio. I have a feeling this is less because of some amazing amount of skill I have with FPS's that I never knew I had as it is that most of the Wii players are utter shit. It's still fun enough and from the videos I've seen of black ops it's practically the same thing for online. -- Jai . -  18:12, January 23 2011 (UTC)
 * I heard black ops for wii is terrible. <font color="Black">Frostels 18:15, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I thought it'd be a safer bet to just go with 007. -- Jai . -  18:27, January 23 2011 (UTC)

Build:Rt/any WoQ Support Hero
Probably won't be doing anything with that, since the N/Rt SoLS Healer has WoQ as an optional elite, and it's not like any other communing skills would be mandatory in a build with that elite (in the case of the healer, probably bring Shelter for the beginning of the fight, but that's about it). It's more of something you'd throw on a hero after determining their main role. You don't even need a full 14 spec for WoQ anyway. <font face="Courier New" color="Black">Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor 21:08, 27 January 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I was just realizing that. It'd pretty much be WoQ and 7 optionals :/ -- Jai . -  21:10, January 27 2011 (UTC)
 * It could probably make a decent variant for the communing rit in spiritway though, if you feel fights go too fast to really make use of SoGM and want the boost to your own spell output instead of using Soul Twisting. <font face="Courier New" color="Black">Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor [[image:ToraenSig2.png]] 21:18, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

Fish Hex
A fish hex is an AoE hex that lures hex removal that's present in a mob out before casting important hexes like MoP, AP, Rigor, etc. Had you read the MoP Nuker discussion, you would have known that and not removed my edit. Minion  00:22, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * So its a cover hex they're supposed to remove before you cast the main hex? :p --Chieftain Alex 13:17, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * No it's an AoE hex that baits the ai into using their hex removal. Meaning the important hexes won't be removed because of the recharge. <font color="Black">Frostels 13:35, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I never heard of it being called a fish hex. I'd say "bait hex" would make more sense. -- Jai . -  23:31, February 7 2011 (UTC)
 * I'd just call it hex fodder-- Relyk  talk  03:54, 8 February 2011 (UTC)
 * ^ -- Jai . -  04:09, February 8 2011 (UTC)
 * Call it what you like, but the added information I added to the MoP bar were valid. Minion Minion_sig_k_bish.jpg 10:18, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

Did dervs get fucking nerfed?
I spent like 10 minutes looking at the derv update (especially the attack skills) and it sorta seems like ANet just kicked the shit out of scythes. AoHM nerf, AScan nerf, Eremite's/Mystic nerf, Wounding Strike nerf... Again, I haven't looked at the whole thing, but to me it really doesn't look like the buff that they were hinting. -- Jai . -  06:58, February 23 2011 (UTC)
 * inb4 AoG+Grenth's Aura spam. Zyke 07:31, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
 * dude its fucking godmode User EAGLEMUT Signature.png  ***EAGLEMUT***  <font color="FF9966">TALK  07:38, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
 * Melee overall was nerfed due to ascan nerf. The aoe beyond normal scythe aoe more or less makes up for the nerfs to some attack skills. Life Guardian 07:42, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
 * In pve, it's a nerf mostly to other profs using a scythe. Dervs got a few nice aoe skills to make up for it-- Relyk  talk  08:08, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
 * With lifestealing and some of the AoE skills dervs can pretty much walk into a mob and blow it up, now. Not that I play the game, but people iz talkin'.  &mdash;  Scythe   23:07, 24 Feb 2011 (UTC)
 * The update definitely nerfed anyone with a derv secondary. I think the update was very much influenced by the GW2 mindset that single profession toons should be self sustaining/effective/supportive. Which kind of stinks because this is still GW1 where secondaries are fun to play around with. But as far as the derv goes I think it definitely improved it. The derv may actually have potential to get a pve meta build now. --Saxon 00:06, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Dear ArenaNet
In what way did you think that allowing Dervishes to have both an IAS and IMS at the same time (at least one of which being 33%), all the while pumping rather massive DPS and inflicting bleeding, cracked armor, cripple, deep wound, and blind with little to no effort, would be balanced? What went through your mind to allow blatantly overpowered stuff like this and this to slip through so easily? I mean, I guess we shouldn't expect much from the people who brought us Escape Daggers, Warrior's Endurance, Primal Rage, and Shadow Form, but I guess I was naive enough to believe that you might learn from your mistakes. The lesson of Primal Rage and Escape Daggers was that having an IMS and a high attack speed is inherently broken. And from what I can tell, the meta Derv builds are even more OP than those two: There's no double-damage, and you can bring a lot more utility than Escape Daggers, all the while pumping out very similar DPS.

Sigh, whatever. We'll just go through a few months of massively abusing your sloppiness until you get around to Smiter's Booning all of the decent Derv skills. Then we'll just end up with yet another massively broken PvE character that is next to worthless in PvP. I don't play GW much anymore, so I don't have a lot of personal interest in this, but I still just can't wrap my head around why you're making the same mistakes you've been making for years.

tl;dr QQ Dervs -- Jai . -  06:43, March 2 2011 (UTC)

Your IGN
I require it. Life Guardian 02:42, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Eat Flying Daggers. I haven't played in a few months, though, and have lost pretty much all interest in actually playing. I just theorycraft now, because that's always been the thing I've had the most fun with in GW. Do you have MSN or something? -- Jai . -  02:47, March 4 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah but i havent been on in like..a year :> Do you have pawned? Life Guardian 02:49, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Probably not, since I haven't ever heard of it. -- Jai . -  02:57, March 4 2011 (UTC)
 * http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/paw-ned-all-in-one-t10391290.html Life Guardian 03:27, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I always just keep stuff in my head. So no. -- Jai . -  03:29, March 4 2011 (UTC)

Are you really putting all you're theorycrafted 7 mans in testing? >.>-- Relyk  talk  05:02, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * It's really not that hard. You just grab the most overpowered shit in other hero team builds and extend it to 7-man. The caster heroes are spiritual discord. The melee heroes are the 2-man melee build with an R/P. The Para one is the same way. For general use at least, I don't see why you would need anything more than that. -- Jai . -  05:52, March 4 2011 (UTC)
 * And then add your own theorycrafted builds since you're bringing all the broken builds already, genius!-- Relyk  talk  06:00, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Pretty sure all but the R/P are pretty much copy-pasta'd from already vetted hero builds. I took a few liberties with the Discord heroes on the caster build, the Rt/N is slightly theorycrafted though (when I played) I ran something very similar, and that's about it. All the N/Rts, all the rits except for the one mentioned, all the ele's, the MM's, the mesmers, etc. Are builds on PvX, with variants listed within the build. Again, there wasn't a whole lot of work involved, because most of it has already been done by others. I'm just updating it for 7-man. Is it that difficult to understand?
 * Anyway, byebye for spring break. I'll check in next weekend to see whether my stuff's trashed or not. -- Jai . -  09:02, March 4 2011 (UTC)

Jai: the build, when i looked, had a panic mesmer in it, but ppl keep changing it...plus, my remarks are real coz i play, unlike u; making a ass of myself?? learn to play and ull get better at teorycraft...heros dont use pain bond, ancestors, lament, they spam sifon on already used up spirits, and panic mesmers cast that in a poor manner, theyre just bad...if u played, u would have known, look at the post from that guy that mentions the same about ancestors rage, he knows coz he plays...about ur hot sexy girl, u dont really have one, but i think its a lot better than having a imaginary friend to play with when ur a kido, but its also sadder, really... get real dude, u think i eat that shity lies from u like ur friends here?? all basement dwellers, if u have a hot pussy to fuck how come u spend ur ENTYRE TIME fixing things in this wiki?? i went back to see ur contribs, and this wiki is crowded with them, its overwelming, u spend a gigantic amount of time putting this site in order... also, i dont do any dmg to this wiki, why are u deleting my posts? i dont trash pages, nor delete or vandalized any, whats ur point in that?? and i have done with my bans, they were for a month and i havent been here in a lot more than that, so i served time, so to speak, so im free again...learn from my criticism and make ur builds better, they just are poorly constructed in same spots here and there, not all obviously, but i cant sit and see ppl use 10 mm, 5 spirits spammers, 3 mesmers and 25 necros all time using same skills over and over...be creative, put roj monkers there, put some fisical dmg, discard panic mesmers that add rupt only (grab a ST comuning rit with disso and ur better of, really...), those mesmers only work if u have a way to grab agro and make wastrl skills worthwhile. And really, retard? all u did in past when i criticized ur ugly shit was insult me, u even insult me with that hot girl friend u claim to have, coz i do have a girl and to spend time with her i have to not be here all time, so i know from xp that u cant have a girl, be here 24/7, be at school and do all other stuff life requires, all at same time; if u really had a girl, ur contribs wud be spaced out and scarce...i work, i play when i can, and still i cant play like i wud like coz i have to go out with her... for example, after i leave my office, i would really like to go grab some weed on my dealer and spend the night just enjoying this new update, but i have to go out with Elsa (thats her name) coz its already scheduled, if i dont, i dont get to fuck her...if u werent the teenager u are (and a virgin one) you would know this... and yes, its enormous, obviously, the portuguese build fixer...
 * tl;dr.-- Amor  [[Image:Harrier's_Haste.jpg|19px]] 13:57, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * I'll say it here again: do not reference the past wikidrama. Talk about builds and pretty much any thing else within reason. -- <font face="Courier New" color="Black">Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor [[image:ToraenSig2.png|link=User:Toraen]] 15:33, 4 March 2011 (UTC)

OK, janitor, but it was jai that started, i didnt even signed and he simply deleted posts referring to builds and other "reasonable stuff" that i posted...i do use some mockery, but not "retard" and stuff like dat, go see what he did...and i hate liars, btw, but ill try and not mess with him, but its gonna be hard, really... also, i dont sign coz i get my stuff deleted and new bans, i got tired of using ip changer software just to mock admins, so in order to say something i think will be useful, i have to not sign...anyway, i apologize if it brough u any grief. 83.240.216.117 16:19, 4 March 2011 (UTC)enormous
 * Since none of the shit you actually posted on the talk page of that build was related to the topic {seems to be the entire wall of tl;dr you posted here) I think hes perfectly fine to remove it due to policy no? -- [[image:Chieftain Alex Sig.jpg|19px]] <font face="Calibri" color="Black" size="2.5">Chieftain <font face="Calibri" color=CC6633 size="2.5"> Alex  17:22, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, you will sign now. Not signing never prevented anyone from knowing what your IP was and is just somewhat annoying when reading talks. -- <font face="Courier New" color="Black">Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor [[image:ToraenSig2.png|link=User:Toraen]] 18:42, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Well, you will sign now. Not signing never prevented anyone from knowing what your IP was and is just somewhat annoying when reading talks. -- <font face="Courier New" color="Black">Toraen <font face="Courier New" color="DarkGoldenrod">TheJanitor [[image:ToraenSig2.png|link=User:Toraen]] 18:42, 4 March 2011 (UTC)
 * Yeah, actually, I do have a girlfriend. We've been going out for over a year now. She's originally from China (adopted at 4), probably about 5'0, 9 days older than me (17 years old), a full 80 pounds, and has a dirty side that I didn't discover until months after we started dating. She still doesn't really know much about sex so I've actually gotten to show her some stuff. We both really, really want sex, but we have to wait until we have a condom and some time without parents around, which will probably be a while.
 * I manage my life (poorly) mostly because I don't need to have a job, since my parents still support me financially. I go to college three days a week, and since I'm still in moderately easy classes, I don't really have to work that hard. I mostly see my gf at school between classes, but sometimes we see each other on weekends. Last week was spring break, and we went up to North Carolina with her parents (where I found out she gives really good head). Most any other time is spent on various worthless websites like PvX, because I have nothing better to do. Of course, I could make all this up, but if I did, I would probably make it sound a lot better, so you'll just have to believe me. -- Jai . -  17:31, March 13 2011 (UTC)

Blowjobs are nice
They go nicely with spring break. Discuss. -- Jai . -  17:11, March 13 2011 (UTC)
 * They go nicely with pretty much everything ^_^ <font color="Black">Frostels 19:46, 13 March 2011 (UTC)
 * the herps. -- Brandnew. 19:50, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Blowjobs dont go nicely with condoms...HI jaigoda, good to know ur back...85.246.139.226 20:01, 13 March 2011 (UTC)enormous
 * Meh, I think I'm actually leaving, hopefully for good. -- Jai . -  02:40, March 17 2011 (UTC)
 * I myself don't feel the need to leave for good, it's enough to be able to not care about anything here and avoid commenting on all the autism.
 * Nice ride, though, Mr. Jaigoda. Have fun and all that, you'd better, or I'm disappointed by principle. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 09:12, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Someone really needs to
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/3/3f71dcfe-792e-4c81-9bbc-b32a46329697.jpg

make a porno with a Norwegian dude where someone shouts "isn't it good, Norwegian wood" while playing the Beatles in the background. -- Jai . -  20:41, March 19 2011 (UTC)
 * norwegian bands have some pretty sexy singers for being old, too. Norway must hold the elixir of life! &mdash;  Scythe   13:49, 20 Mar 2011 (UTC)

I is excited
There's a good possibility that in the first week of May my girlfriend and I will have the chance to finally have sex, depending on how much her parents give her slack while mine are out on vacation. Interestingly, it'll be less than a month before we turn 18. PvX approve? Because obv you guys have the final say. -- Jai . -  02:04, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * ok. enjoy your hand. -- Brandnew. 09:28, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 * If I were lying, I'd have said I already had sex, tbh. Much to my sadness, there's a chance nothing will happen. Anyway, you're jealous because there's like an 80% chance that you've never gotten any. -- Jai . -  16:31, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * I remember the time my sister wanted sex. Go for it rockstar! :) <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 16:33, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Also, lovely quote on your front page. <3 <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 16:36, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Of course, in the meantime, I'll definitely still be enjoying my hand. -- Jai . -  16:52, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * My sister is hot, but even I'm not perverted enough to bang her. Incest just doesn't do anything for me. -- Jai . -  16:57, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * It's almost like a custom where I live (sadly). Whole bunch of troglodytes near me, kind of like GW irl! And no, I don't have a sister. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 17:24, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn, where you at? XD -- Jai . -  17:32, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * The state of Maine. <font color="brown" size="2px">Vincent Evan <font color="brown" size="2px">[Air Henchman]  [[Image:vincels.jpg|19px]] 17:42, 17 April 2011 (UTC)

Hi.Anvil God 17:48, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Buttsecks? -- Jai . -  17:57, April 17 2011 (UTC)
 * What I mean is, why brag about the fact that you may actually have an oppertunity to have sex?-- Brandnew. 12:28, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Because sex to nerds like us is just about the most fucking godly thing on earth. Especially sex with a hot girl. I think many of us secretly believe that if we can get laid, that alone will let us transcend geekdom and become pimps or players or some shit.

Conservative parents. Been there, done that shit. It's a bit amusing that finally getting laid has to be such a great deal on the internet, or overall in society, but it's an ok experience nevertheless. Sex is overrated in my opinion, just lying together in bed with the girl you love, having all the time in the world, is amazing. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 16:52, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I expect it means more for some than for others. I'll probably be totally addicted to sex, like I am with anything else that I find moderately enjoyable. It's the same reason why I'm still here after so long, even when I know that nobody gives a shit about anything I say. I'm sure a psychiatrist would be all over this stuff. -- Jai . -  18:37, April 18 2011 (UTC)
 * You mean psychologist-- Relyk  talk  20:02, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Pretty much the same thing, AFAIK. Psychiatrists can actually prescribe meds, which is hawt. -- Jai  . -  00:30, April 19 2011 (UTC)
 * You expect the psychiatrist to give you estrogen or something?-- Relyk  talk  03:07, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Not really what I was thinking of, but I honestly don't know shit about drugs. Though am I the only one that thinks having boobs, while a little inconvenient, would actually be pretty hawt? Think of the masturbation possibilities! -- Jai . -  04:55, April 20 2011 (UTC)
 * Sex is overrated? Must be doing it wrong.  I do agree that holding a loved one is the greatest of feelings.  As for addiction just slap her on the ass, finish your beer and when you are done have a smoke.--X 15:33, 19 April 2011 (UTC)
 * People who are cuckoo don't really care for sex :p Sex is the end-result of a game I like to play, but not the reward in itself! -- DANDY ^_^ -- 03:46, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
 * You mean like foreplay or something? -- Jai . -  04:55, April 20 2011 (UTC)

Also, it's almost a sure thing now. I'd give more information, but I'm pretty sure she would be very unappy if she found out I even wrote what I have now, so I should probably stop while I'm ahead. As always, I'm sure you people care very little, but the fact that there's no way in hell I'm going to tell anybody about this face-to-face but I'm way too excited not to tell at least someone, I've decided to tell random people on the internet. Fucking amazing logic, amirite? -- Jai . -  04:55, April 20 2011 (UTC)
 * Flex dat epeen jai. also, inb4 fat chick(pics or gtfo). Life Guardian 05:05, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
 * She 80 pounds, lol. [[media:Jai and His GF.jpg|skinny]] [[media:Jai and His GF 2.jpg|and asian.]] And yes, the fugly ginger is me. -- Jai . -  05:26, April 20 2011 (UTC)
 * where's her fucking face?--TahiriVeila 04:52, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I am inclined to respect other peoples' privacy, especially my gf's. -- Jai . -  04:53, April 27 2011 (UTC)
 * Pussy shit ^____^ --TahiriVeila 05:02, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I love you too. -- Jai . -  05:13, April 27 2011 (UTC)

IMO
Somebody needs to make a guide with all the generic utility stuff heroes can run. Stuff like Tease, PI, Curses, SoS, and other. There are a lot of utility builds that take like 2-3 skills and the rest are optional, so you can't really call them builds. -- Jai . -  04:49, April 27 2011 (UTC)

Black Belt
Really? :D? Anvil God 19:46, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * c. -- Jai . -  19:48, April 27 2011 (UTC)

holy shit
you're a ginger?-- Relyk  talk  20:45, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Lol. Yeah, it's all out on the table now. Just remember, I'm a ginger that could kick your ass in like fifty different ways. -- Jai . -  20:49, April 27 2011 (UTC)
 * honestly, the first thing that came to my mind is Ron.-- Relyk  talk  00:24, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 * I get used to get Opie a lot too. Yeah, that one picture of me does look like Ron, but obviously that isn't a great picture. XD -- Jai . -  00:38, April 28 2011 (UTC)
 * Not that I don't believe that your are like a super-ninja black belt or whatever, but you look so skinny. D: -- Brandnew. 05:29, 28 April 2011 (UTC)


 * I'm usually under 125 pounds. Honestly, I actually prefer sparring and kata (a.k.a. forms, Google it if you don't know what it is) more than I do self-defense. Still, I know I could put a pretty good beating on somebody if I really had to. -- Jai . -  14:14, April 28 2011 (UTC)
 * Under 57kg? Wow, that is very light :). Dzjudz sig.png<font color="#47d1de">talk 14:22, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 * How tall?-- Relyk  talk  16:55, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Not very, like 5'9" or so. -- Jai . -  17:23, April 28 2011 (UTC)
 * lol, skinny gingers. -- Brandnew. 17:40, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I have this graph and nowhere to put it so

-- Relyk  talk  17:44, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
 * No bullshit there. -- Jai . -  17:53, April 28 2011 (UTC)

Lol
Second time playing since four-month hiatus, and a guy from my alliance (the same one I had been in before I went inactive) does a VS giveaway, and I happen to be sitting in the guild hall and see him roll the 100 sided die, so I say the number and get a nice, caster-modded Q13 VS. First time I've ever had any weapon worth more than a Victo's Axe. =D -- Jai . -  03:24, May 1 2011 (UTC)
 * you had nothing worth more than 1k?-- Relyk  talk  03:25, 1 May 2011 (UTC)
 * That is, back when Victo's Axe was worth ~30k. I did get a mini Mad King Thorn once, which was around 200k at the time, but I've never had any decent weapons. -- Jai . -  03:38, May 1 2011 (UTC)

Rt/D PvE SS Scythe
With modern builds and the 7-hero cap raise you can run an inferno/flameburst ele and make it by in everything but elite areas. When you're running with heros it's generally more important to carry damage than defense since hero's cover that niche quite well, your vote on the build doesn't describe why the build is ineffective (which it really isn't :\) Even though the builds already been vetted would be cool if you changed your 1/1 to something more appropriate. Rask 20:46, 26 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Also, I'll believe you have a girlfriend when you send me a picture of your penis. My logic is flawless, do not question me. Rask 20:57, 26 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't you rather have a picture of his girlfriend?...-- Relyk 22:29, 26 May 2011 (UTC)
 * In my eyes, you're all my girlfriends. [[Image:AsuraSignature.jpg|15px]] Anvil God  zzz... 22:31, 26 May 2011 (UTC)
 * When we vet a melee monk build, which is far more needed than a melee rit build (considering the other builds each can run), then I'll change my vote. As is, a spirit spam rit can more than easily call targets and such. And yes, just about anything will work in PvE, which is why we have to be more selective than ever because otherwise we'd be overrun with builds that "just work." Also, being absolutely and totally honest, I got a blowjob in the woods and in an old lady's house last friday (though we still haven't had sex yet :/). I don't really care whether anyone believes me, because they're not the ones that are actually getting any. -- Jai . -  04:43, May 27 2011 (UTC)
 * Lies....if you were getting any you wouldn't be HERE!--X 10:44, 27 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Xsojealous -- Jai . -  13:43, May 27 2011 (UTC)

that guy
Why bother? --Lemming 20:14, 27 May 2011 (UTC)

pre lvl 20
consists of 2 hours figuring out an ahk script and 24 hours afk at lvl 14-- Relyk 10:41, 30 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Care to share? Death leveling? -- Jai . -  20:24, May 31 2011 (UTC)

moo
Last time i was called Kylar was by Juze and a random shitter anon-- Relyk 01:55, 6 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Damn. It might have something to do with the fact that I just finished a 700-page book whose main character was named Kylar (it was a cool book about assassins, death, war, shadows, magic, and lots of dark depressing stuff, but then it ended with a major fairy-tail ending that was totally out of character with the rest of the series :/). Or, maybe it was just a typo, idk. -- Jai . -  03:45, June 6 2011 (UTC)
 * Dude, quality literature. Hi. -- DANDY ^_^ -- 12:02, 6 June 2011 (UTC)
 * It actually was better than it sounded, or at least until the ending. Well-written and whatnot. Obviously it's not Shakespeare or Dickens, but for a random book that I pulled off the bookstore shelf 'cause it had a cool cover it actually turned out well. Not to mention the main character is basically my exact fantasy of the coolest dude in the world. The main thing I didn't like was that at any given time it had at least 5 or more plot lines going on. The first one's called Way of the Shadows, if you're interested. Also, hi. ^.^ -- Jai . -  14:52, June 8 2011 (UTC)
 * It probably was rather well written, but I was complaining about the simplicity of the plot at whole. You then proceeded to complain about the complexity of the plot(s). I love this! Books are more often than not well written, but original storylines are scarce. Let's see if my sister ever manages to finish her fantasy novel :p -- DANDY ^_^ -- 13:34, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

finished
JQ is sr bsns!-- Relyk 08:29, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Good guide - spotted a typo at 4. Start - Luxon section, theres a reference to a juggernaut instead of a turtle. -- [[image:Chieftain Alex Sig.jpg|19px|link=User:Chieftain Alex]] <font face="Calibri" color="Black" size="2.5">Chieftain <font face="Calibri" color=CC6633 size="2.5"> Alex  13:25, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

Cripshot in RA
When was the last time you saw it being used? I think you need to seriously reconsider your vote/reason for trashing GG spear. Minion  21:37, 6 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Nice job using my userpage. And if a build is inferior to another build that's never being used in said format, doesn't that make your case even worse? -- Jai . -  23:33, July 6 2011 (UTC)
 * Easiest place to address you. Ranger spams rupts, a dervish, sin, war, para, etc. does not. Therefore, the fact that the derv doesn't have a particular rupt (still has d-throw), doesn't mean it should be trashed. If anything, put it in Good. Minion Minion_sig_k_bish.jpg 00:50, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * You're just making yourself sound retarded... A ranger has the same cripple spammability (which isn't even particularly great in RA), better and more spammable rupts, better survivability, and similar damage through poison spreading. Even then, rangers are only really good in a great player's hands, because of the utility you get from DShot, among other things. If you compare the benefits of a standard derv to the benefits of an GG spear derv, there's hands down no reason to run the latter. -- Jai . -  01:09, July 7 2011 (UTC)
 * Of course, but you're a dervish and depending on syncing with a ranger? Minion Minion_sig_k_bish.jpg 02:42, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * You make no fucking sense. You seem to be saying that the GG derv is filling the role of support, when the best it has is some ehhh damage and ehh conditions. The bottom line is, if you want damage + utility, take AoG, and if you want utility + range (among other things), take cripshot, BA, or magebane. The GG derv just doesn't have anything that separates it from other meta ranger and derv builds. -- Jai . -  03:26, July 7 2011 (UTC)

Couldn't be bothered reading more than the first line, but no one bothers with cripshot in RA because massive movement control is completely unnecessary there. At most you'd want to bring pin down on a magebane/BA ranger, but it's really completely unnecessary b/c an IMS + knocks on your physical should be all the movement control you need in a 4v4 deathmatch scenario.--TahiriVeila 03:32, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't think there's anything I'd disagree with there. I just brought up cripshot because it fulfills the same roles that the GG spear build does and explaining why something is inferior to something else is easier than trying to say that the whole role itself isn't useful. -- Jai . -  13:28, July 7 2011 (UTC)