User:Guild of Deals/Frosty the Thumper

Frosty the thumper was a jolly happy soul,

With a steel cold hammer and a pet wolf

And a skill called RaO.

Frosty the thumper is a ranger thumper, they say,

He has owned the Halls but the children

Know how he got their that day.

There must have been some pressure in that

Thumper build he has.

For when he entered in HA

He began to pressure them down.

O, Frosty the thumper

Was deadly as he could be,

And the children say he could thump

All day better than you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Into the Halls he goes.

Frosty the thumper knew

That skill was on his side,

So he said, "Let's run find

Some shitter who can die

And pressure their asses sky high."

Down to the Halls,

With a hammer in his hand,

Running here and there all

Around the hall saying,

Eat my hammer bitches.

He slayed them down to the ground

Right to the very end.

And he only paused a moment when

He heard them shout "DAMNIT!"

For Frosty the thumper

Had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye saying,

"Don't you cry,

I'll assrape them another day."

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Frosty go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Into the halls he goes.